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Patch Notes - 1.4.59.20Xx - 1-Apr-2016


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#61 Eagle01

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:31 PM

Happy April Fools guys! :)

I just wish the Police Patrol Urbie Hero mech wasn't just an April fools joke..

#62 Tristan Winter

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:32 PM

View PostDaFrog, on 01 April 2016 - 12:07 PM, said:

best april fool's would have been a patch that fixes everything ...

How about if they buffed the MG and jump jets?

And then shortly after did a "hot fix" to bring them back to the status quo, once the april's fools joke was over?

#63 xSONOHx

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:33 PM

Annihilator pls.

#64 Atlai

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:33 PM

The void actually sounds fun tho...

But that's because I'm tee hee emo and so random XD :3 middle school-er



I'm serious though a full, open arena with no obstructions for 1v1s would be pretty cool.

#65 Virlutris

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:39 PM

I lol'd so hard.

Well played.

#66 MovinTarget

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:40 PM

They were going to make it a move right module, but figured it would too much confusion, what with the inability to nascar...

#67 Bluttrunken

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:40 PM

I want those rub-on tatoos just for the side effects! Good stuff!

Spoiler

Edited by Bluttrunken, 01 April 2016 - 12:42 PM.


#68 MovinTarget

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:42 PM

View Postavenger cannon, on 01 April 2016 - 12:30 PM, said:

You guys seriously are wasting time on stupid **** like this ? :|


I would hope you get to have fun occassionally at your job... supposing you are employed...

#69 Appogee

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:42 PM

Bring it!

:)

#70 Tank

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:43 PM

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  • Weapon: 1 per year of indentured servitude to Paul


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#71 SkyHammyr

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:44 PM

"Bitching Betty dialogue has been replaced with various cat meows."

At long last, my constant emailed requests and Twitter posts have been answered.
And, who says PGI doesn't listen to us!?!

#72 Audacious Aubergine

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:59 PM

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

'Mech Fixes and Changes



• All 'Mechs within 1000m of an active Warhorn will now be placed into a new dance-off mechanic. Whichever 'Mech is able to generate the highest volume of whooping and hollering from the audience will emerge the victor, and will be awarded with an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas where they will compete in the first inaugural Inner Sphere Idol competition.

Weapon Fixes and Changes



• LB-10X ACs will now fire paintball rounds.

Bug Fixes



• Bitching Betty dialogue has been replaced with various cat meows.



Please yes

Edited by FreebirthToad18999, 01 April 2016 - 12:59 PM.


#73 Moebius1

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:59 PM

Mechbay sale please.

#74 Emilio Lizardo

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:59 PM

Yeah mine is still not downloading....

#75 DONTOR

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:03 PM

[color=#00FFFF]• Cicada (all variants): Every 13 or 17 years a Cicada can unlock access to a Sonic Attack Consumable Item.[/color]
I wonder how many people will get this one.


I always wanted this.
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#76 mikerso

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:06 PM

Where to start:

1. Gotta send pgi my bank account info for lots of modules.

2. Blame Tina for the goat massacre I will commit for modules.

3. Get Paul's address and work til I am 80ish.

On a side note you guys know what happens when you put urbies up for April fools.

Edited by mikerso, 01 April 2016 - 01:13 PM.


#77 Darth Futuza

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:08 PM

Thanks for the laughs PGI, though I'm still disappointed we didn't get an actual void map. I'd finally get 60fps.

#78 Sniper09121986

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:13 PM

View PostSkyHammyr, on 01 April 2016 - 12:44 PM, said:

"Bitching Betty dialogue has been replaced with various cat meows."

At long last, my constant emailed requests and Twitter posts have been answered.
And, who says PGI doesn't listen to us!?!


They once mentioned customising BB voice. Being a Clan player I really want a brutal male synthetic voice like Sid in Titanfall, possibly with different phrases, to inspire the player to greater moral oppression of the puny Inner Sphere barbarians. Seyla! Posted Image

#79 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:18 PM

Are you trying to out-do me, PGI?



#80 Luscious Dan

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:23 PM

All you needed to say was Hatchetman coming soon for pre-order.





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