170 replies to this topic

[mikerso]

Matt Newman, on 01 April 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:

We know.... oh yes, we know.

Then we know what must be done. Seeing a 12 urbie team marching across the water in these would be freaking awesome.

[Groutknoll]

Matt Newman, on 01 April 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:

We know.... oh yes, we know.

Edited by Groutknoll, 01 April 2016 - 03:09 PM.

[scgt1]

What a waste. I'm not even going to waste anymore of my time on this as it appears plenty of that was already done.

[Twilight Fenrir]

I for one found most of it hilarious.... and a little of it sad that it wasn't true

Edited by Twilight Fenrir, 01 April 2016 - 03:11 PM.

[mikerso]

Groutknoll, on 01 April 2016 - 02:56 PM, said:

This right here Mr. Newman.

[Cairbre]

The tattoos were definitely the funniest part! Well done guys. I love the random pairings of ailments.

[Zolaz]

The Urbanmech isnt the only thing PGI is weighing in grams.

[Ollorin]

Groutknoll, on 01 April 2016 - 02:51 PM, said:

I need this on the dash of my Stalker ASAP.

[Barkem Squirrel]

Ok, you tried the urban mech route a few years ago and look at what that brought on.

YOU really want to have a police man urban mech? I guess we may have to see how this goes.

[Trez91]

We need the hero Policeman Pooch urbanmech, aka Deputy Dawg by Bishop Steiner.




Link to "would you like to have Policeman Pooch Hero urbanmech?" poll

http://mwomercs.com/...hero-urbanmech/

Edited by Trez91, 01 April 2016 - 04:36 PM.

[Napoleon_Blownapart]

i want the old wireframe damage overlay in a module

[Threat Doc]

I needed a good laugh like this, hehe. Thanks, PGI.

[Dar1ng One]

Oh, that was an April's Fools Post.

Hard to tell since the last 5 years have been a joke with this product.

Ha Ha (polite sarcastic laugh)

(Normally I would put Mechcellent here this topic is not worth it)

[1453 R]

Jeebus. Salty much, folks?

Heh, I always have fun with April 1st patch notes. Had to chortle at the Enhanced Imaging side effect list. Sitting there at the end going "Yeah...yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe dem 'pleasurable electric shocks' are what actually drove Star Colonel Malthus irrevocably bonkers..."

Keep on keepin' on, Piranha. Enjoy the weekend.

[Poisonfog]

Why do I think everyone moaning and groaning on this thread are the same people that posted negative steam reviews that started like "I've been playing this game for four years and its a good game but... (insert whine about how PGI did this one thing this one time).

Personally thought the patch notes were great. Loved the Gargoyles reference and the list of side effects reminded me of George Carlin stuff. Nice work.

[Sigilum Sanctum]

I CANT BREATH.

THE ******* EXECUTIONER.

[Ragnar Darkmane]

Haven't played in months but just had to log-in to tell ya that these are pretty much the best 1st April Patch Notes I ever had the privilige to read.

Got quite a few chuckles out of this, well done .

[vidjahgames]

Hilarious! Well done indeed.

[SombraRojo]

lol

[Trashhead]

At first, I wondered why the picture for the new map (me: when did they announce a new map ? my brain: shut up and hit F4 again!) wasn't loading;
then I started reading.

Thanks, that really made my day.