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#41 1BigFool

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:23 PM

I will admit...I am guilty of the piloting one-handed. But it was whiskey. :D

#42 orion0117

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:25 PM

If you put a guass projectile in your Thanksgiving Turkey and fire it to save cooking time, you might be a Redmech.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:27 PM

If you have ever done an Alpha Strike to get your mech hot enough for a BBQ...you might be a redmech.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:34 PM

If your atlas has .1 tons free for beer, you must be a redmech.

#45 orion0117

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:35 PM

If you paint "Death By Tater Salad" on the side or your AC/20, you might be a Redmech.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:38 PM

View PostViterbi, on 23 February 2013 - 05:37 PM, said:

If you post in the General Forum section and it's not about MechWarrior Online, you might be a Redmech.

Thread moved to off-topic.


WIN!

#47 orion0117

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:42 PM

If you put coveralls on your Axeman just so you can carry a swiss army knife in the back pocket, you might be a Redmech.

#48 1BigFool

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:47 PM

If you've ever had your PPC bitten off by a beaver...you might be a redmech.

View PostViterbi, on 23 February 2013 - 05:37 PM, said:

If you post in the General Forum section and it's not about MechWarrior Online, you might be a Redmech.

Thread moved to off-topic.

I am indeed! :D

#49 Drozd

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

If your Atlas goes 48kph and so does you Cicada, you might be a redmech.

#50 orion0117

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:15 PM

If you use your Uziel's rotary AC/5 to dispense deer feed, you might be a Redmech.

I gotta say I'm a Redmech since this thread's been the highlight of the night.

My wife's out of town so I've been playing MWO on our 52' LCD with 7.1 surround, and using an intellevision controller hardwired into my keyboard since joystick support stinks. :D

And yes that's 52 FEET i cut out of an old drive in theater screen with the sawZall and the 7.1 is 8 of them window hangin speakers.

Edited by orion0117, 23 February 2013 - 07:32 PM.


#51 GalaxyBluestar

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:56 PM

View PostViterbi, on 23 February 2013 - 05:37 PM, said:

If you post in the General Forum section and it's not about MechWarrior Online, you might be a Redmech.

Thread moved to off-topic.


i've made enough comments about no joke threads on general forums, but this was more intriguing than others so i let it slide...

if you leave joke threads on general forums cause you thought they were good ol' fun

you might be a red mech

#52 MacKerris

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:27 AM

View PostGalaxyBluestar, on 23 February 2013 - 05:11 PM, said:


if you come into a joke thread and complain about jokes without contribution...

you might pilot a red mech.

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#53 pjnt

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:20 PM

If you're lookin' over your shoulder to see what's shooting you in the arse, you might be a redmech.

Edited by pjnt, 24 February 2013 - 11:20 PM.


#54 Ohgodtherats

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:27 AM

View Postorion0117, on 23 February 2013 - 04:05 PM, said:

If you put a TV antenna on your Atlas' head for better reception while NASCAR is on...well there's no maybe about it REDMECH!

Holy crap you quoted me in your sig? When the hell did post that? It certainly sound like something I'd say

#55 orion0117

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:27 AM

It was on my birthday in this thread.

http://mwomercs.com/...ming-pug-grief/

Was classic!

View PostOhgodtherats, on 25 February 2013 - 12:27 AM, said:

Holy crap you quoted me in your sig? When the hell did post that? It certainly sound like something I'd say


#56 Golfin Man

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:46 AM

If you insist upon using 2 LB-10s on your Atlas despite how horribly bad they are, you might be a Redmech. I sure am, I wouldn't give up my shotguns even if you promised me a freshly barbequed Raven.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:48 AM

If ya holler while crestin' a hill at full throttle, ya might be a Redmech.

If ya holler while chargin' into a pack of yonder enemy 'Mechs at full throttle, ya might be a Redmech.

If ya take yer 'Mech muddin', ya might be a Redmech.

If ya got a Clanner in yer neck 'o the woods and he ain't invaded from the Pur-iff-ery, ya might be a Redmech.

If ya live in the Dav-yun Outback, yer DEFINITELY a Redmech!

Edited by ValdnadHartagga, 25 February 2013 - 10:53 AM.


#58 1BigFool

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 05:08 PM

If you have ever typed over chat "you got a purty mouth, Jenner", you might be a Redmech...

If you go into battle listening to "Dueling Banjos", you might be a Redmech.





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