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[Vilheim]

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Kraken

I first came across this 'mech playing the Battletech Card Game. The 'Mech comes equipped with 10 Ultra AC/2s, meaning so much dakka you wouldn't know what to do with it all.

Also, check out some of this baby's variants. Did you think the 60 LRM Cat was your biggest problem? Well Bane 3 comes with twice that. And Bane 4... Can you say Boom Cannon?


Look out for ze Kraken

[MoonUnitBeta]

It would sound sometihng like this...

DAKADKDAKKDAKDAKDAKDAKDKKKDAKADKDADKADAKKDAKKDKDKDAKDKDKDDK...

Edited by Viterbi, 26 March 2013 - 03:20 PM.
removed dakakas... forums broked

[Firelizard]

It's not 'enuff dakka'. But it is close.

So very, very close.

EDIT: If this thing were introduced, the forums would be flooded with 'Release the Kraken' memes for months!

Edited by Firelizard, 25 March 2013 - 08:44 PM.

[Tenzek]

Hmm. Nice, but it needs more dakka.

[Vilheim]

Firelizard, on 25 March 2013 - 08:43 PM, said:

It's not 'enuff dakka'. But it is close.

So very, very close.

EDIT: If this thing were introduced, the forums would be flooded with 'Release the Kraken' memes for months!

I think this may be a reason why they may never announce this beauty.

...But still.

RELEASE ZE KRAKEN!

[IceCase88]

I gotta fever! And the only prescription is more DAKKA!

Sorry... I do not have the ability to add text to the photo on my phone.

[Lynx7725]

I can just imagine the howls of frustrations when the Ultras jam.

[FupDup]

Firelizard, on 25 March 2013 - 08:43 PM, said:

It's not 'enuff dakka'. But it is close.

Der is neva enuff dakka, ya git!

Edited by FupDup, 25 March 2013 - 08:58 PM.

[Vapor Trail]

Read the description again. Bane.

10 UAC/2s
4 MGs.

Fourteen ballistic hardpoints.

[Vilheim]

Vapor Trail, on 25 March 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Read the description again. Bane.

10 UAC/2s
4 MGs.

Fourteen ballistic hardpoints.

Yep. Meaning a potential for even more dakka.

Edited by Vilheim, 25 March 2013 - 09:22 PM.

[Lynx7725]

Just want to point out that even for Clan Tech, 14 Ultra AC2 is 70 tons before ammo. So.. just have a 100 rated engine to keep the lights going, and hope the enemy comes to you?

[Vapor Trail]

No... two UAC/20s and twelve MGs.

[OneEyed Jack]

Lynx7725, on 25 March 2013 - 08:54 PM, said:

I can just imagine the howls of frustrations when the Ultras jam.

That's the beauty of having so many... there will always be some not jammed.

[HereticalPsycho]

OneEyed Jack, on 25 March 2013 - 09:36 PM, said:

That's the beauty of having so many... there will always be some not jammed.

That once in a lifetime total jam where the Dakka stops... I don't want to it live on this planet anymore

[Lagfest]

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA... click click click...
"what da hell is that?!"
"Think we is empty boss..."

o.O
"WHAAAAAAAT!?"

/world shattering kaboom/

[Moonsavage]

I'm pretty sure it would sound like an A-10.

BRRRRRRP.

Edited by Moonsavage, 26 March 2013 - 04:33 AM.

[MrPenguin]

Did someone say "dakka"?

[armyof1]

MrPenguin, on 26 March 2013 - 05:34 AM, said:

Did someone say "dakka"?

I don't always reload, but when I do, I toss my gun and grab a new one.

[Siliconwolf]

LOL! The Kraken...I also first saw that mech in the card game. I'd have to make a 14 MG troll build.

[Megalosauroid]

It has enuff dakka but it needs more choppy ya gitz