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[Stefan Killcrazy Christianson]

Great warriors of the FRR!

For to long the evil oppressors have treated us as a second rate force.
It is time that we rise up against those that seek to shackle us, let's take the fight to them!

I speak of course about the blatant insult the so called "Forum administrators" has put upon us!
At this VERY moment a banner of shame hangs straight before our eyes!
Every time I enter these forums it's there, insulting my very nature and ancestors!

I speak of course about the "FACTION TALK -SUB FORUM!"!!!
Under each of the Houses name there is a small gray text saying "The GREAT house of *** "
And what does it say beneath the FRR?

NOTHING!!! Insulters! Bandits! Murderers!

WE demand to get a fitting description of our choice!

Starting today the FRR has put a ban on all exports of cheap but functional furniture, salted fish, drinkable alcoholic beverages and heavy metal (this includes ABBA)!

We must strike hard and fast, It's imperative that we achieve our primary objectives before the weeks end, else the element of surprise might be lost forever.
This slight of our honor must cease immediately!

The warrior of old are watching us!
Will you be worthy to enter their great hall when the time comes?

Edited by Stefan Killcrazy Christianson, 24 February 2013 - 05:09 PM.

[Vhetra]

AYE!

AND NO MORE MEAD FOR THEM! IT'S ALL OURS! ALSO: THE HALLS OF VALHALLA ARE CLOSED!

[Abivard]

Umm, we aren't a great house, we are a Free Republic....Down with all the great houses! and the clammers too!

[Arete]

We are the GREAT Free Republic of Rasalhague! And we got houses too! Look over there! Nice houses.

[Abivard]

oh Ja! we have houses, think we live in our mechs, and great big mead halls too! with wenchs with great big... well you know what i mean.

[AlexEss]

if it did say anything it would be along the lines of "the newly formed republic of the free Rasalhague republic"

[Fiachdubh]

Oh please your lucky to be included at all hanging around for all of five minutes, there are Periphery states with more of a claim than you lot.

Long live the Outworlds Alliance!! (until 3064)

[Critical Fumble]

Maybe one of you should harass persuade a mod or admin to add "The mead-hall of Rasalhague" in that blank field.

[Stefan Killcrazy Christianson]

Critical fumble shall henceforth be known as critical success!

"The mead-hall of Rasalhague" sound perfect!

Edited by Stefan Killcrazy Christianson, 25 February 2013 - 07:56 AM.

[SheepHugger]

Abivard, on 25 February 2013 - 12:04 AM, said:

oh Ja! we have houses, think we live in our mechs, and great big mead halls too! with wenchs with great big... well you know what i mean.

Big ... missile racks!

[Abivard]

'The GREAT Mead-Hall of the FRR'

We must get that approved!

[Serevn]

Cause... your just there... you don't have a Great House. Your not the Mary Sue faction, already given to the Federated Suns. The underdog and misunderstood bad guy title belongs to the Great Capellan Confederation. The Lyrans have money. Draconis have Samurai. And the Free Worlds League are the de-facto "freedom and rights" faction with lots of internal problems. You guys got nothing, just get to be fodder for the invading Clans. We feel for you.

Edited by Serevn, 27 February 2013 - 12:39 AM.

[Broad5ide]

I have a neutral opinion of the FRR and to be honest, that makes you better than those traitorous capellans in my book.

[Gevurah]

I'm surprised they let you Capellans out of your forced labor camps long enough to post on here. Does it count as a work release program granted from the 'celestial wisdom' (COUGH COUGH GREAT LEADER COUGH)?

[Odanan]

No, mods, don't make a "house" Rasalhague sub forum... you will have to remove it in a few months, anyway...

[BrokenDog]

There is nothing wrong with being a "buffer state"!
Maybe "Road Bump" would suit better?

[dal10]

Gevurah, on 26 February 2013 - 07:59 AM, said:

I'm surprised they let you Capellans out of your forced labor camps long enough to post on here. Does it count as a work release program granted from the 'celestial wisdom' (COUGH COUGH GREAT LEADER COUGH)?

we don't have forced labor camps, everyone is properly compensated for how hard they work. we are a meritocracy.

[Gevurah]

In communism, the whole society is a forced labor camp. Some parts just get better beds than the rest.

[Thorn Hallis]

Stefan Killcrazy Christianson, on 24 February 2013 - 05:08 PM, said:

For to long the evil oppressors have treated us as a second rate force.

Well...you ARE a second rate force. The FRR counts as a minor power.

[Surtr]

Odanan, on 26 February 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

No, mods, don't make a "house" Rasalhague sub forum... you will have to remove it in a few months, anyway...

bro...thats harsh XD


but in all honesty who cares! We aren't spineless Davion's hiding behind lore shield, or silly Mariks with their purple and civil wars! I won't trash Steiner or the Dragon however as they actually have the balls to take on the clans like us when they show up!