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[Penance]

0. walked into a nearly dead light, and killed it...no this didn't happen, but it could...couldn't it?

[Iwaslost]

Also 0. Walked into a team mate after having all my weapons destroyed.

[Josef Nader]

Fractions of a point of damage. I ran up to an enemy KC20 in my Spider 5K. His leg had already been stripped of armor, but he'd killed his attacker. I fired off my 4 MGs, and after less than a second I touched off his AC20 ammo bin and kerploded him.

I have no idea how much damage I -actually- did to him, because I fought other mechs during that match, but I'm certain that's the least amount of damage I've ever done to get a kill.

[Bishop Steiner]

when I was playign earlier last week, one of my clan mates @HARDCore (yes, silly name, I didn't pick it) reported an end of match screen with 0 damage and 1 kill. I will have to ask around tonight to see who, and if they screenshot it, so I cannot vouch this is 100% valid, but if so..... dayum.


As for myself, 2 pts, I think someone had ammo in their cockpit.

[Irvine]

1 of my LBX bbs stole a kill from a steiner scout lance last fall from about 800m...so somewhere 0<x<1 damage

[Kaylos Thex]

I was on caustic valley in a Centurian.

I had entered the cauldera and was crossing it when a Spider jump jetted over the rim right in front of me.

Two medium lasers later I was lying on my back with a shattered canopy while the Spider completed his jump over my pristine wreck.

I had to simultaneously curse and congratulate my opponent.

[roastpuff]

Oni Ralas, on 25 February 2013 - 09:52 AM, said:

Turns out in his mechbay tuning sessions, he had somehow got the numbers inverted on armor. He had pretty much put everything on his back, nothing on his front. I had to laugh at him, and he too laughed...and it explained how he could run away with the best of them and survive We have since resolved the issue, and his faith in MWO has been restored.

Was it a French 'Mech?

[pistolero]

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[Lady Oscar Francois De Jarjayes]

You guys claim this and that but how many of you actually have screenshots to prove it? I know I have. Killed a guy with an LL.

[ciller]

Also 0. No screen shot. Not sure how I did it, i didn't run into anything.

[Paula Fry]

128 Dmg 3 Kills in my Atlas. Cant remember any thing lower cause it was one of the lowest Dmg rounds i had in it.

[Agent 0 Fortune]

I have seen a player on the final screen get 1 kill and 1 assist, and only did 1 damage. I could only assume he was using machine guns, this was before the "end of match chat" was available.

[Skadi]

Penance, on 25 February 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

0. walked into a nearly dead light, and killed it...no this didn't happen, but it could...couldn't it?

Actualy it can.
In my atlas i scored a phatty kill on a spider by wait for it... standing in his way while he was jetting and he rammed my chest and exploded.

Edited by Skadi, 25 February 2013 - 02:50 PM.

[Bhael Fire]

Not sure, but I'm pretty sure it was this badly damaged spider that ran into me while I was lurking in a blind alley with my cat.

I was just sitting there waiting, then out of nowhere he runs right into me, legging himself instantly. I hesitated firing because I didn't get a clear read if he was friend or foe. Glad I saved my ammo....he did my job for me.

(even if I didn't get credit for the kill, it was still kinda funny)

Edited by Bhael Fire, 25 February 2013 - 02:54 PM.

[Finghaz]

Down to myself and a Cat on the enemy base, I had no weapons and the cat was cored.

Rammed him and he died.

Best LOLwin ever.

[Bishop Steiner]

Lady Oscar Francois De Jarjayes, on 25 February 2013 - 02:33 PM, said:

You guys claim this and that but how many of you actually have screenshots to prove it? I know I have. Killed a guy with an LL.

I'm sorry, I don't compulsively screenshot and record every match. Bigger question would be... why would anyone feel a need to lie about this? Not like max damage where the kiddies can get their epeen massaged. Any kills listed here fall purely into the dumb luck category.

Both FRAPS and Afterburner sometimes mess with my fps, so I usually only run them if I know we re trying for footage.

Skadi, on 25 February 2013 - 02:50 PM, said:

Actualy it can.
In my atlas i scored a phatty kill on a spider by wait for it... standing in his way while he was jetting and he rammed my chest and exploded.

thats just the Uberness that comes from being Steiner brah.

[FupDup]

-1337

Edited by FupDup, 25 February 2013 - 03:01 PM.

[One Medic Army]

End of match, it's 2vs2.
I'm in my stalker, nearly cored, I think it was my LRM stalker with 4ML as backup weapons, and out of ammo.
I prepare to deal with the Cicada who is also nearly cored.
I see him coming from the side to get my rear, so I throttle to reverse and get ready to counter turn as he passes in front of me.

Next thing I know I hear a loud crunch and there's the dead husk of a cicada rolling across the ground in front of me. He ran into my side since I reversed and the collision damage killed him.
Myself and the other team-mate got the last guy, but the image of a dead cicada pinwheeling across my screen will stay with me for a long time.

Edited by One Medic Army, 25 February 2013 - 03:01 PM.

[Lady Oscar Francois De Jarjayes]

Bishop Steiner, on 25 February 2013 - 02:55 PM, said:

I'm sorry, I don't compulsively screenshot and record every match. Bigger question would be... why would anyone feel a need to lie about this? Not like max damage where the kiddies can get their epeen massaged. Any kills listed here fall purely into the dumb luck category.

Both FRAPS and Afterburner sometimes mess with my fps, so I usually only run them if I know we re trying for footage.


thats just the Uberness that comes from being Steiner brah.

Who said anything about me taking a screenshot of every end game screen? Not me that's for sure. I only took it because I managed to kill a guy from 500 meters with a large laser and won by base swapping. And by far it has only happened to me once so it was worth taking a screenshot.

[Hawks]

10. Single PPC shot into the red-flashing rear torso of a Raven.