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#21 Deathshade

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:39 PM

This thread is Necro and OP. It is killing the game. I am quitting!

#22 Tesunie

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:43 PM

View PostStalephreak, on 13 July 2013 - 05:42 PM, said:

Damage from energy based PPCs is instantaneous...It MUST BE FIXED (paraphrase actually on NGNG!) It's a particle accelerator cannon!!!! YES, it's instant, yes it's energy...Yes it moves close to the speed of light, so yes it will be faster than it's ballistic cousin, the gauss, which magnetically propels the slug at supersonic speed. Sorry PGI, but YES LIGHT MOVES FASTER THAN SOUND (*Epic facepalm*)


PPCs move at the speed of electricity, not light. Still should move faster than the speed of sound last I knew... :P

Because you didn't know that PPCs more as fast as electricity and not light, THAT'S IT! I'm QUITTING! (Hows that?)

#23 slide

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:44 PM

Zombie thread. I'm quitting!

#24 Tesunie

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:50 PM

:PDoes this thread here count? :angry:

#25 Runenstahl

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 01:36 AM

View PostTesunie, on 03 May 2014 - 05:50 PM, said:



These are EXACTLY the threads I'm talking about.

#26 James DeGriz

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:33 AM

My personal favourite has always been "Why do all the teams I'm in suck?"

Hrmmm... ever thought what the common denominator might be?

#27 Ostavia

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:45 AM

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#28 MrMasakari

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:50 AM

View PostRunenstahl, on 04 May 2014 - 01:36 AM, said:


These are EXACTLY the threads I'm talking about.


Because of that I'm quitting!

#29 MarineTech

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 06:18 AM

The Pugzapper in the center of Terra Therma won't let me alpha my 3 ERPPCs more than once without shutdown. That's it, I'm quitting.

#30 Gremlich Johns

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 09:49 AM

"There aren't enough maps to give me varied gameplay, I'm quitting"

Yeah, that's a stoopid reason.

#31 Will9761

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:42 AM

Achievements are giving me bonuses! This is killing this game! I quit!
Clan Mechs are painted Gold! This is killing this game! I quit!
People are buying MC and instead of listening to me! This is killing this game! I quit!
Teamwork is OP! This is killing this game! I quit!

I've heard these complaints before... :)

Edited by Will9761, 04 May 2014 - 10:51 AM.


#32 Iqfish

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 01:39 PM

PGI, no better, Paul Inouye is forcing me to spend 500$ on this game, now I have to write swearwords on Facebook.

Oh and a pretty good one from some famous forum-warrior:

"Right? My problem (group sizes) doesn't effect you. As long as you get to make your movies, everything is ******* great, right?!"

Edited by Iqfish, 04 May 2014 - 01:42 PM.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:55 AM

WHY DOES THE POPTARTING CATAPRACT 3D LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA HANGING ON A NOOSE

#34 GrandLocomon

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 01:11 AM

I once sent a support ticket about a colour name. Not a complaint as such, but I bet someone will find that hilarious. Anyone remember how the pastel purple used to be called ochre? Yeah, now it's called psikez.

#35 Javenri

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 02:16 AM

Everybody here is quitting. This is killing the game. I am quitting!

#36 Runenstahl

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:17 AM

I'm still amused to find out that no matter what happens in the game people find something to rage about:

In the past: Not having to ability to host private matches is killing the game. I'm quitting.
Today: Not being able to use some features of private matches for free is killing the game. I'm quitting.

Also: I spend XY $ on the game. Now I have a right to dictate what content PGI makes and get stuff for free. Not giving me those rights is killing the game. I'm quitting.

Edited by Runenstahl, 08 May 2014 - 10:22 AM.


#37 Kalimaster

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 09:58 AM

If everyone had every element to this game removed that they did not like, we would have nothing.

#38 Opus

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:02 AM

Niko Redacted me again, I'm quit....

wait... ^_^

no I'm not... :)

Rage On Brothers

Smile Niko, it's all in good fun

#39 Tesunie

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:15 AM

View PostOpus, on 05 May 2014 - 10:02 AM, said:

Niko Redacted me again, I'm quit....

wait... ^_^

no I'm not... :)

Rage On Brothers

Smile Niko, it's all in good fun


Don't you mean...

[Redacted] That's it! I Quit!

(Post edited by Niko Snow)


Or something like that?

#40 Kraven Kor

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:37 AM

Nobody has a right to complain about anything! I quit quitting! :)





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