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[Terror Teddy]

Utilyan, on 10 March 2013 - 01:17 PM, said:

Well if urbanmech comes..........his old lady R2D2 might show up....

No, that's R2D2's more buxom cousin - R2DD2

[Demoned]

John Johnson, on 10 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

So if there are female mechs, and I'm piloting one, does that mean I'll be inside a girl? Can it feel me touching and caressing its insides?

depends on how you look at handling the joystick, while inside her lol

[Sifright]

Strum Wealh, on 10 March 2013 - 01:17 PM, said:

So... personally, the Wyvern at one point struck me as being slightly effeminate in its design (in comparison to, say, the Commando or Atlas).


Then, there are the Clan-built ProtoMechs - specifically, the Siren and the Erinyes.

Siren


Erinyes

I want to know how a person fits in those to pilot them.

[IG 88]

Sifright, on 10 March 2013 - 01:23 PM, said:

I want to know how a person fits in those to pilot them.

this might answer your question, they sit in the chest
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Protomech

Edited by IG 88, 10 March 2013 - 01:28 PM.

[Alois Hammer]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:18 PM, said:

now that what we are talking about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean "Now that's what the barely-literate raging-hormones 14-year-old male started this thread about," right?

[IG 88]

Alois Hammer, on 10 March 2013 - 01:28 PM, said:

You mean "Now that's what the barely-literate raging-hormones 14-year-old male started this thread about," right?

hahaha. not quite right
more like
Now that's what the barely-literate raging-hormones 32-year-old male started this thread about,
ok yes I admit it it was a bit trlol
but the question was legit ,
is there any female looking mech?
the answer is yes

Edited by IG 88, 10 March 2013 - 01:32 PM.

[General Taskeen]

Sifright, on 10 March 2013 - 01:23 PM, said:

I want to know how a person fits in those to pilot them.

The proto-mechs are like more giant versions of a Exo-Suit Battle Armor.

[Alois Hammer]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:29 PM, said:

hahaha. not quite right

ok yes I admit it it was a bit trlol
but the question was legit ,
is there any female looking mech?
the answer is yes

And all the "legit" drained out (and the OP's likely age bracket became much more apparent) with the clarification:

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 11:53 AM, said:

if fact all i want is a mech with boobs

As in, kinda told on yourself.

[IG 88]

Alois Hammer, on 10 March 2013 - 01:33 PM, said:

And all the "legit" drained out (and the OP's likely age bracket became much more apparent) with the clarification:




As in, kinda told on yourself.

what can a lonely single 32 years old male think about...

and btw i didn't insult any one , so maybe you should apologize before i take it personaly

Edited by IG 88, 10 March 2013 - 01:38 PM.

[SGT Unther]

[Eric darkstar Marr]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 12:02 PM, said:

I have so much fun reading you guys

General Mai Fortuna rallies the Rangers and re-deploys them to capture the city of Touren-Ke. The Rangers take the city but are again encircled and besieged by enemy forces. During the siege, the fighting degenerates into a nightmarish haze. On several occasions Päl witnesses fellow soldiers being killed right next to him by mines, snipers and ambushes, and barely escapes an attempt at abduction where he has to kill a 10-year old girl in self defense. Other soldiers in the city are abducted to be tortured to death. Morale among the increasingly paranoid Rangers fails, and like most of his comrades, Päl becomes addicted to Blaze over the horrors, a local drug that eases the tension to bearable levels. Eventually, Päl snaps when the mutilated body of a female 'Mech Tech, arms and legs hacked off, is thrown at them from a passing van. Nearby civilians start to laugh, and Päl, realizing they knew what would happen, proceeds to shoot them until stopped by a lancemate.

http://www.sarna.net...urel%27s_Legion

Uhh I think you were trying to say female mech...

However a 'Mech" tech of any gender is still that a "mech" tech, tech being short for technician.

As far as I have seen there are no female-esq. mechs in the game however I have never seen a mech with a dong either so I guess there are no male mechs either...

Now wonder if there were "male" and "female" mechs could they make a pretty baby

[Alois Hammer]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:34 PM, said:

and btw i didn't insult any one , so maybe you should apologize before i take it personaly

Take it however you like, I care not.

-shrug-

[IG 88]

SGT Unther, on 10 March 2013 - 01:41 PM, said:

I love dog

Alois Hammer, on 10 March 2013 - 01:42 PM, said:

Take it however you like, I care not.

-shrug-

that tell a lot about you

[Alois Hammer]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:43 PM, said:

that tell a lot about you

Right back at ya:

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:34 PM, said:

what can a lonely single 32 years old male think about...

[Strum Wealh]

Sifright, on 10 March 2013 - 01:23 PM, said:

I want to know how a person fits in those to pilot them.

Well, the Wyvern is a 45-ton BattleMech - the Mechwarrior sits in the head, as normal.

The ProtoMechs are a "half-way point" between Battle Armor (such as the Elemental suit) and "proper" 'Mechs.
To operate them, the pilots (equipped with Enhanced-Imaging (EI) implants that serve as a form of Direct Neural Interface (DNI) system) assume the "fetal position" in a cavity within the torso and direct the ProtoMech as though it is their own body.

[AntiCitizenJuan]

Sure, let's waste money developing a female mech that doesnt exist in BT for the basically non-existant female population in MW:O

[IG 88]

do we have fun here or not ?

AntiCitizenJuan, on 10 March 2013 - 01:49 PM, said:

Sure, let's waste money developing a female mech that doesnt exist in BT for the basically non-existant female population in MW:O

that the whole point of it, attract the female audience
you can not deny the fact that MW:O is male audience focused

yet I know a lot of girl that play WoW. Why , because there stuff for them in it

Edited by IG 88, 10 March 2013 - 01:56 PM.

[Hovertank]

I wouldn't mind some mechs with some 'junk in the trunk' so to speak.

[M4NTiC0R3X]

'mechs do not have dongs that would be just as pointless as knockers...

(or do they? INB4Lock)

Edited by M4NTiC0R3X, 10 March 2013 - 01:53 PM.

[AntiCitizenJuan]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 01:51 PM, said:

do we have fun here or not ?



that the whole point of it, attract the female audiance

...No. Just no.

Making sure the game is balanced and expansive at launch is going to get an audience. Not pandering for a pathetically small amount of people.