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[Bishop Steiner]

I have it on good authority that the current awesome mech is modeled on one of Garth's ex girlfriends.........

[ragingmunkyz]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 12:02 PM, said:

I have so much fun reading you guys

Ok so you are a troll. 4/10, because you got me to respond, but I was pretty skeptical.

FeralBerserker, on 10 March 2013 - 12:04 PM, said:

One thing that is constructive, in my opinion:

My girlfriend frequently complains about the colors for camoflouge. She says they don't have any really girly ones

I would've mentioned the colors, but the OP straight up said "with the exception of colors."

[Headlessnewt]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 March 2013 - 12:06 PM, said:

I have it on good authority that the current awesome mech is modeled on one of Garth's ex girlfriends.........

Did he call her "Pretty Baby"?

[Kell Commander]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 11:53 AM, said:

if fact all i want is a mech with boobs

They have no advantage weapon/armor wise which is why they don't exist.

[Vassago Rain]

Best I can do.

[Xtrekker]

S3dition, on 10 March 2013 - 12:01 PM, said:

Appropriate, QFT.

[bloodnor]

the raven always look a bit feminine to me. with dem legs ooouuush

Edited by bloodnor, 10 March 2013 - 12:16 PM.

[Vassago Rain]

Now, before anyone says I discrimiate, or that this new wave of feminism is dangerous, here's something for the boys.

[IG 88]

Vassago Rain, on 10 March 2013 - 12:14 PM, said:

Now, before anyone says I discrimiate, or that this new wave of feminism is dangerous, here's something for the boys.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Terror Teddy]

Eeer....can't you be satisfied that there are plenty of female mechwarriors? Natasha Kerensky of clan jade falcon for example?

It's like saying to the US military that there should be a more female looking AH-64 apache or M1A1 battletank. Ok, vehicles do have a tendency to be called a "her" by their crew but that's another issue.

[Vassago Rain]

But seriously, the only girl mechs in the entire franchise are rather terrible 'protomechs,' which is a name for sub-ten ton robots that some of the clans use later.

That's it. The atlas DOES have quite the sexy hip shakes while he walks.

[Terror Teddy]

Vassago Rain, on 10 March 2013 - 12:11 PM, said:

Best I can do.

Now that is one stacked mama. hubba-hubba.

[IG 88]

[Terror Teddy]

I'm sorry but this one was jut to funny to not add here.

[ToxinTractor]

If you are lucky they will add a "skirt" kit. Imagine a atlas with a too-too

Or maybe we can see a camo spec that is a special one.. it will add a painted on bra and all that. And just so we know how female your mech is there can be a box of tampons on the hip of the mech.

OH that got me thinking, mechs with a hip mounted gun like the atlas.. it can be the... TAMPON LAUNCHER..


But really, they are robots. They dont have genders. :s

[Nostram]

Terror Teddy, on 10 March 2013 - 12:18 PM, said:

Eeer....can't you be satisfied that there are plenty of female mechwarriors? Natasha Kerensky of clan jade falcon for example?

It's like saying to the US military that there should be a more female looking AH-64 apache or M1A1 battletank. Ok, vehicles do have a tendency to be called a "her" by their crew but that's another issue.

Umm.. Jade Falcon? Really? Where did you get that from? She was KILLED by a member of CJF on the battlefield. She is not "of clan jade falcon." for example or otherwise.

[IG 88]

Erasus Magnus, on 10 March 2013 - 12:28 PM, said:

like.. the fafnir?
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Fafnir

to late

#29

Edited by IG 88, 10 March 2013 - 12:30 PM.

[Terror Teddy]

Nostram, on 10 March 2013 - 12:25 PM, said:

Umm.. Jade Falcon? Really? Where did you get that from? She was KILLED by a member of CJF on the battlefield. She is not "of clan jade falcon." for example or otherwise.

Gah, good point, I just mixed up afiliations. Regardless, there are plenty of female PILOTS but no "female mechs"

[Psuedo]

IG 88, on 10 March 2013 - 11:42 AM, said:

is there any ?

Is battletech a game made by male for male only ?

do you know if Pgi/IGp wiil do some stuff for girl gamer (with the exception of colors)?


http://www.google.ca...IO8uo0AHGtYHQDQ



just wanna know

Ok, so I clicked your Google-search link, and I found three Battletech 'Mechs in the first 50 images.

Blood Asp

Spoiler

Cauldron-Born (Ebon Jaguar... silly clanners with their secondary names)

Spoiler

Sunder

Spoiler

I guess the takeaway here is, Clan 'Mechs are feminine.

[Demoned]

Female mechs, from a design point of view are bad for 1 reason only.

their center of balance would be off