Jump to content

It Is 10Am Pst And There Is No Sign Of A Patch.


280 replies to this topic

#161 Bilbo

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Nimble
  • The Nimble
  • 7,864 posts
  • LocationSaline, Michigan

Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM

View PostRather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

I'm not entirely sure what it is you are looking for, but the LRM issue was raised, addressed, and in the process of being pushed to the live environment. What more information are you looking to get out of this thread?

#162 Dagger6T6

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 1,362 posts
  • Facebook: Link
  • Locationcockpit

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM

it's just a short train ride to K-town from here...
Posted Image

#163 hammerreborn

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 3,063 posts
  • LocationAlexandria, VA

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM

View PostGarth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:54 PM, said:

Huginn and Munin are...Raven Hero Mechs coming out next month.


WTF IS THIS ****? Ravens are already broken and we're going to get more of them? Jesus. First Garth talks about MC ammo and now Raven heroes. Guess PGI really needs that money and making Hero mechs of unpopular mechs isn't working.

God this game is awful.

Edited by hammerreborn, 21 March 2013 - 01:04 PM.


#164 Paul Inouye

    Lead Designer

  • Developer
  • Developer
  • 2,815 posts
  • LocationVancouver, BC

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM

(24 intro) boop... beep... boop... beep... The following occurs between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM on the day of a hotfix.

2:02 - Patcher is being built for the live servers. This is approximately 30 mins of programmer voodoo and an hour of packaging on the CDN. *insert highly inaccurate display of a computer monitor*. ETA on the patch is 2hrs.

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

#165 Mike Forst

    Postmaster General

  • Developer
  • Developer
  • 577 posts
  • Twitter: Link
  • LocationVancouver, BC

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:05 PM

Wow Garth is so lucky

#166 MrEdweird

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The 1 Percent
  • The 1 Percent
  • 273 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:06 PM

I'm honestly not sure if you're having a laugh or what.
Perhaps he needed to make that smiley face
EVEN BIGGER...
Like the Jagermech's cockpit. :blink:

And yes, we like Comic Sans.

Edited by Edweird, 21 March 2013 - 01:07 PM.


#167 Solis Obscuri

    Don't Care How I Want It Now!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The DeathRain
  • The DeathRain
  • 4,751 posts
  • LocationPomme de Terre

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:08 PM

View PostEsplodin, on 21 March 2013 - 12:39 PM, said:


This one disqualifies me for the Tech Director:
"Bilingual, French and English, written and spoken"

All I know in French is "Is your daughter legal consent age?", "MOAR WINE!", and "I have to poop, may I use your washroom?"

Sigh. So close.
I didn't know the word for washroom, so I had to ask to borrow some guy's hat... :blink:

#168 ElLocoMarko

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 533 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

View PostDegeneratePervert, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:


No. We need another hero cicada with 8 missile hardpoints and ECM. That can mount an XL400. And poops rainbows.


But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.

#169 jakucha

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Knight Errant
  • 2,413 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

View Posthammerreborn, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:


WTF IS THIS ****? Ravens are already broken and we're going to get more of them? Jesus. First Garth talks about MC ammo and now Raven heroes. Guess PGI really needs that money and making Hero mechs of unpopular mechs isn't working.

God this game is awful.



I thought you were being serious until you edited the font and my eyes started to bleed

#170 Pater Mors

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Mercenary
  • Mercenary
  • 815 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:10 PM

Thanks for the updates fellas.

#171 Felicitatem Parco

    Professor of Memetics

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 13,522 posts
  • LocationIs Being Obscured By ECM

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:10 PM

View PostPaul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

He has 2 UrbanMechs, you know... I'm pretty sure their JJ's will get them up to desk-height.

(I'm just saying... watch your Rear Torso)

Edited by Prosperity Park, 21 March 2013 - 01:11 PM.


#172 Rippthrough

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Mercenary
  • 1,201 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:11 PM

View PostBilbo, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

What more information are you looking to get out of this thread?


Garths phone number :blink:

#173 FrostCollar

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,454 posts
  • LocationEast Coast, US

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:11 PM

View PostPaul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

Ask him where Harvey Dent is next.

#174 MrEdweird

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The 1 Percent
  • The 1 Percent
  • 273 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:12 PM

What to call it?
Well.
What comes to mind when you look at this...Cicada?

Posted Image

Look at the ECM on this thing!!

Edited by Edweird, 21 March 2013 - 01:16 PM.


#175 Rippthrough

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Mercenary
  • 1,201 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:12 PM

View PostElLocoMarko, on 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:


But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.


"Little Ba***rd"

Although, I think that's already the nickname for the 3L

Edited by Rippthrough, 21 March 2013 - 01:13 PM.


#176 Samurai

    Member

  • PipPip
  • 28 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:14 PM

View PostRather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.



Well, oh smarmy one...why don't you post something useful or shut the hell up? BIG SMILEY FACE! :blink:

#177 Deathlike

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Littlest Helper
  • Littlest Helper
  • 29,240 posts
  • Location#NOToTaterBalance #BadBalanceOverlordIsBad

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:17 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:


Thanks. Maybe I'll take a bit more time while I'm at it.


Take all the time you need.


View PostPaul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.


Make sure he keeps that stapler. There's no telling what he'll do if he doesn't get it back.



View PostMike Forst, on 21 March 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

Wow Garth is so lucky


Jealous?

Edited by Deathlike, 21 March 2013 - 01:17 PM.


#178 Kristov Kerensky

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • FP Veteran - Beta 1
  • FP Veteran - Beta 1
  • 2,909 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:18 PM

View PostElLocoMarko, on 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:


But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.


Can't call it Charlotte as it's not a Spider...

Other then that, not really coming up with famous bug names in literature, nothing is being found on multiple search engines, even Charlotte doesn't come up and that makes no sense at all..even under spider.

#179 XIRUSPHERE

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 243 posts

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:18 PM

Posted Image

#180 stoph

    Member

  • PipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • 95 posts
  • LocationSan Diego

Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:19 PM

View PostRather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.



What that they are fixing stuff and communicating with us. Lets all break out the pitchforks.





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users