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[Bilbo]

Rather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

I'm not entirely sure what it is you are looking for, but the LRM issue was raised, addressed, and in the process of being pushed to the live environment. What more information are you looking to get out of this thread?

[Dagger6T6]

it's just a short train ride to K-town from here...

[hammerreborn]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:54 PM, said:

Huginn and Munin are...Raven Hero Mechs coming out next month.

WTF IS THIS ****? Ravens are already broken and we're going to get more of them? Jesus. First Garth talks about MC ammo and now Raven heroes. Guess PGI really needs that money and making Hero mechs of unpopular mechs isn't working.

God this game is awful.

Edited by hammerreborn, 21 March 2013 - 01:04 PM.

[Paul Inouye]

(24 intro) boop... beep... boop... beep... The following occurs between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM on the day of a hotfix.

2:02 - Patcher is being built for the live servers. This is approximately 30 mins of programmer voodoo and an hour of packaging on the CDN. *insert highly inaccurate display of a computer monitor*. ETA on the patch is 2hrs.

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

[Mike Forst]

Wow Garth is so lucky

[MrEdweird]

I'm honestly not sure if you're having a laugh or what.
Perhaps he needed to make that smiley face
EVEN BIGGER...
Like the Jagermech's cockpit.

And yes, we like Comic Sans.

Edited by Edweird, 21 March 2013 - 01:07 PM.

[Solis Obscuri]

Esplodin, on 21 March 2013 - 12:39 PM, said:

This one disqualifies me for the Tech Director:
"Bilingual, French and English, written and spoken"

All I know in French is "Is your daughter legal consent age?", "MOAR WINE!", and "I have to poop, may I use your washroom?"

Sigh. So close.

I didn't know the word for washroom, so I had to ask to borrow some guy's hat...

[ElLocoMarko]

DegeneratePervert, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

No. We need another hero cicada with 8 missile hardpoints and ECM. That can mount an XL400. And poops rainbows.

But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.

[jakucha]

hammerreborn, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

WTF IS THIS ****? Ravens are already broken and we're going to get more of them? Jesus. First Garth talks about MC ammo and now Raven heroes. Guess PGI really needs that money and making Hero mechs of unpopular mechs isn't working.

God this game is awful.

I thought you were being serious until you edited the font and my eyes started to bleed

[Pater Mors]

Thanks for the updates fellas.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Paul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

He has 2 UrbanMechs, you know... I'm pretty sure their JJ's will get them up to desk-height.

(I'm just saying... watch your Rear Torso)

Edited by Prosperity Park, 21 March 2013 - 01:11 PM.

[Rippthrough]

Bilbo, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

What more information are you looking to get out of this thread?

Garths phone number

[FrostCollar]

Paul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

Ask him where Harvey Dent is next.

[MrEdweird]

What to call it?
Well.
What comes to mind when you look at this...Cicada?



Look at the ECM on this thing!!

Edited by Edweird, 21 March 2013 - 01:16 PM.

[Rippthrough]

ElLocoMarko, on 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:

But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.

"Little Ba***rd"

Although, I think that's already the nickname for the 3L

Edited by Rippthrough, 21 March 2013 - 01:13 PM.

[Samurai]

Rather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

Well, oh smarmy one...why don't you post something useful or shut the hell up? BIG SMILEY FACE!

[Deathlike]

Mike Forst, on 21 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

Thanks. Maybe I'll take a bit more time while I'm at it.

Take all the time you need.

Paul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

I have also just shot Garth in the knee and stapled a smiley face to his forehead. He still hasn't spoken. I'll dig further.

Make sure he keeps that stapler. There's no telling what he'll do if he doesn't get it back.

Mike Forst, on 21 March 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

Wow Garth is so lucky

Jealous?

Edited by Deathlike, 21 March 2013 - 01:17 PM.

[Kristov Kerensky]

ElLocoMarko, on 21 March 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:

But what would you call it? Famous bugs are a bit thin in classic literature.

Can't call it Charlotte as it's not a Spider...

Other then that, not really coming up with famous bug names in literature, nothing is being found on multiple search engines, even Charlotte doesn't come up and that makes no sense at all..even under spider.

[XIRUSPHERE]

[stoph]

Rather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:55 PM, said:

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOAT YOU COULD SEE THAT THE THREAD HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DERAILED.

ONE CRACK AND YOU SYCOPHANTS COMPLETELY LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

What that they are fixing stuff and communicating with us. Lets all break out the pitchforks.