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[DegeneratePervert]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:40 PM, said:

We sure as hell will never make any 'Command Chair' posts, monthly updates, road maps, or anything like that.

I find a total media blackout works wonders; and as you can clearly see, we have followed that trend.

At least you admit it, Garth. That's the first step.

[jakucha]

Thontor, on 21 March 2013 - 12:43 PM, said:

You ok Garth? You seem snarkier than usual since you got back from vacation.

Considering how some of the community totally over reacts over the slightest piece of vague info, can't blame him for being a bit annoyed.

[Lyrik]

Thontor, on 21 March 2013 - 12:43 PM, said:

You ok Garth? You seem snarkier than usual since you got back from vacation.

Yep. I like it xD

[3rdworld]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:40 PM, said:

We sure as hell will never make any 'Command Chair' posts, monthly updates, road maps, or anything like that.

I find a total media blackout works wonders; and as you can clearly see, we have followed that trend.

In 3 days there hasn't been a roadmap update in 2 months.

[Garth Erlam]

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

[Clay Pigeon]

anti-armor missiles generally use HEAT warheads. HEAT utilizes a shaped charge to do damage in 1 direction to focus the damage forward to penetrate armor. Anti-Armor missiles generally don't do much in the way of splash damage, the way general purpose HE-frag bombs that just explode in every direction do. If LRMs and SRMs are designed to defeat armor, why would they do any significant splash damage, instead of focusing their damage to defeat armor?

[CMGrendel]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:40 PM, said:

We sure as hell will never make any 'Command Chair' posts, monthly updates, road maps, or anything like that.

I find a total media blackout works wonders; and as you can clearly see, we have followed that trend.

Not only am I quoting this for posterity, I'm sharing it with some friends who also get paid for community relations.

Do you work for your dad?

[hammerreborn]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:40 PM, said:

We sure as hell will never make any 'Command Chair' posts, monthly updates, road maps, or anything like that.

I find a total media blackout works wonders; and as you can clearly see, we have followed that trend.

Ya you should totally make some command chair posts about making command chair posts. Then, inside those command chair posts about command chair posts you should have links to other command chair posts talking about command chair posts. And in the deepest command chair post, you should have your deepest subconscious type out your feelings about the community as a whole, and just kinda ramble off about limbo or some other such nonsense.

Then, have it autoload a loud banging sound, transfer you back to the most recent command chair post with a pop up message that says "it was all a dream, and that movie sucked here's our communication idiots."

Edited by hammerreborn, 21 March 2013 - 12:49 PM.

[Zeus X]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

Sometimes a smiley face works

ROFL

[hammerreborn]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

Comic sans of course.

[Gregory Owen]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

the problem with your jokes is you still don't answer the question. joke with us and still give us an honest answer and we will praise you.



i'm an atheist also

Edited by Gregory Owen, 21 March 2013 - 12:49 PM.

[stjobe]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

As long as you don't use Comic Sans, we're still friends.

If you do, I might have to pick up that razor after all...

[Catalinasgrace]

lmao... "Times New Jokin".... That is too funny...

[DegeneratePervert]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

I'm an Atheist, does that mean I can't do the 2nd step?

(Also it wasn't meant to be snarky, but jokey. How the hell can I do that with text? There needs to be a 'seriously, it's a joke, put down the razor' typeface. Like bold, or italics. Snidalica? Times New Jokin'?)

You'll be required to adopt a god to complete the program. Have you heard the good news of Odin, our Lord and Savior?

[Paul Inouye]

(24 intro) boop... beep... boop... beep... The following occurs between 1:00 PM and 4:00 PM on the day of a hotfix.

1:46 - QA has completed their testing of the hotfix. Build process for live servers has begun.

OT: I've found the source of the nuke from last night and am "doing what it takes" to make sure it doesn't happen again and will be working with the Commander and Chief on addressing the nation.

OT(again): I've looked at the head hitbox issue of the JagerMech and have addressed it. More to come once I find out exactly when it will be available on live servers.

TL;DR: Patch is almost ready and is in the process of being prepped for live servers. Also I'm posting in the form I used to way back when.. do not expect this to keep happening as I don't normally have the time to do this and for this one instance, this hotfix has my full attention until it goes live. As for the posting style.. it's being done like this cause it's not official until I post in announcements which will be before the patch goes live. I appreciate your patience and hope you'll understand the update.

[Mike Forst]

I'm sorry everyone. I didn't get in until this afternoon.

I have looked at the patch and nodded so that step is done.

[Dr B00t]

Garth Erlam, on 21 March 2013 - 09:05 AM, said:

It's pushed forward, no exact ETA, other than 'today.' It'll happen though!

thanks for the update

[Rather Dashing]

THIS IS JUST GETTING STUPID.

[Dagger6T6]

Garth making font jokes just cemented himself as my most favorite-ist Dev!

[Dr B00t]

Rather Dashing, on 21 March 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

THIS IS JUST GETTING STUPID.

all caps makes you seem smart