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[Pyrite]

The dumbest Mechwarrior in a dropship wanders over to the loadmaster shortly before a drop. The loadmaster, already quite busy allocating mechs to their respective pilots, glances at him with irritation.

Loadmaster: "What can I do for you, Warrior?"
Mechwarrior: "I need an Atlas AS7-D-DC."
Loadmaster: "Sorry, pal. They didn't give us any Atlasses. The heaviest thing we have available is a Catapult"
Mechwarrior: "Oh. Bummer. Ok, then I'll take an Atlas AS7-RS."
Loadmaster: "No, no. Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't have an Atlas in this ship."
Mechwarrior: "Oh. Well, then I guess I'll take an Atlas AS7-K."

The loadmaster stares at the Mechwarrior and feels his blood pressure rise.

Loadmaster: "I have a question for you, Sparky. Who put the 'Jen' in Jenner?"
Mechwarrior: "Uh. The guys who built them?"
Loadmaster: "That's right, buddy. The Engineers who built them. Now, who put the 'Cent' in Centurion?"
Mechwarrior: "The Engineers?"
Loadmaster: "That's right! And now, who put the 'Freak' in Atlas?"

The Mechwarrior thinks so hard that his cooling vest activates. After a moment his face lights up and he blurts out:

Mechwarrior: "There is no freak in Atlas!"
Loadmaster: "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

Get it? Get it? Huh? Mwahahahaha!

[Mr Butterworth]

Hahaha, I liked it.

[SPencil]

then y u no +1 it?

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