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[Precarious]

THE MISSING GOODS: http://i.imgur.com/8VZnqdk.jpg

I entered a match yesterday with my friend. My ballistics were missing. They were still on both of our mechs.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! TO HAVE MY BALLISTICS STOLEN FROM ME -- THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! I HEREBY DECLARE WAR UPON YOU, BURGLAR BUG! HOUSE KURITA AND THE ENTIRE DRACONIS COMBINE WILL WEIGH UPON YOU LIKE THE PRESSING, CRUSHING FORCE OF THE ANGRIEST, MOST VORACIOUS TRASH-COMPACTOR PRACTICABLE WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF HUMAN CONCEPTION.

for reference: http://upload.wikime..._poster_new.jpg

Edited by Precarious, 26 March 2013 - 01:56 PM.

[Lil Cthulhu]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my autocannon go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Edited by Lil Cthulhu, 26 March 2013 - 01:49 PM.

[Tickdoff Tank]

Huh?

[AlexEss]

i'l give you a POINT FOR MAKING A POSTER... BUT I THINK A TICKET WOULD BE BETTER.

[Voridan Atreides]

Lil Cthulhu, on 26 March 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my autocannon go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Epic!

[anonymous175]

[xenoglyph]

+1 for transmogrification

[Precarious]

THIS JUST IN! THE BURGLAR BUG HAS BEEN SPOTTED STREAKING ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY RIDING A FAT LASER! AFTER HIM!!!!!

[Precarious]

THIS JUST IN! "BURGLAR BUG" HAS BEEN SPOTTED TROTTING ALONG THE SPECKLED GREEN VALE OF FOREST COLONY ATOP HIS PESTILENCE OF AN ACCOMPLICE, CICADA!

SEVENTY TRILLION C-BILLS ARE BEING OFFERED IN REWARD FOR THEIR APPREHENSION!

Edited by Precarious, 02 April 2013 - 09:40 AM.

[DoktorVivi]

This is the best bug complaint ever.

[MaddMaxx]

A "rare" instance of the BUG for sure. One might even be skeptical and wonder if the issue was not to be found between the chair and keyboard...

[Precarious]

MaddMaxx, on 02 April 2013 - 09:52 AM, said:

A "rare" instance of the BUG for sure. One might even be skeptical and wonder if the issue was not to be found between the chair and keyboard...

sadly, this happened to two different people sitting in the same room at the exact same time. THERE GOES THAT THEORY.

[Lil Cthulhu]

MaddMaxx, on 02 April 2013 - 09:52 AM, said:

A "rare" instance of the BUG for sure. One might even be skeptical and wonder if the issue was not to be found between the chair and keyboard...

Blame users for sub-par programming, you gold-visioning hard, bro.

ETA: Ah, Canada. PGI got you on the payrole, huh?

Edited by Lil Cthulhu, 02 April 2013 - 01:28 PM.