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[Egomane]

Loc Nar, on 01 April 2013 - 10:24 AM, said:

Prosperity, if I ever see you in-game... shakes fist

...wird er den Nimmermehr steuern

Spoiler

...he will be piloting the Nevermore

[S3dition]

My eyes! - http://youtu.be/juFZh92MUOY

Honestly, that map actually sounds like fun. I wouldn't mind actually having it .

[Ryvucz]

Prosperity Park, on 01 April 2013 - 07:38 AM, said:

"-The MechWarrior® Online™ Moderation Team of Hooligans and Pranksters.
Happy April Fools Day!"

You butt, I clicked the link before reading your trolling.

[Roadbeer]

Helmer, on 01 April 2013 - 10:23 AM, said:

I will admit it , this was received much better than I thought.

I still think it should have been posted by our "new Community Manager Mike Forst"



Cheers.

That would have made this delicious.
Getting some of us forum trolls in on it for mock rage... priceless

[uebersoldat]

LOL nice, very well done.

[Kibble]

[Hawkwings]

Through armor crits! Glorious, wonderful through armor engine crits! Get those ballistic Spiders jumping, we've got some mechs to kill!

[Agent of Change]

Roadbeer, on 01 April 2013 - 10:31 AM, said:

That would have made this delicious.
Getting some of us forum trolls in on it for mock rage... priceless

I tried but my thread was Locked... in either a show of meta humor rules enforcement or an interpretive dance about rage threads., I'm still not sure.

Edited by Agent of Change, 01 April 2013 - 10:43 AM.

[Harabeck]

Some of those changes were actually reasonable...

[Inertiamon]

"ha ha our game is so broken and irritating that we can generate three pages of april fools regarding it's most horrific features and persistent bugs and noone even needs the joke explaining!

The only fools here are the ones who've spent money and wasted time on this shambolically managed circus. Myself included.

[Nathan Foxbane]

"Energy Pod Doors" Pure genius! We must have this!

[Roadbeer]

Inertiamon, on 01 April 2013 - 10:54 AM, said:

"ha ha our game is so broken and irritating that we can generate three pages of april fools regarding it's most horrific features and persistent bugs and noone even needs the joke explaining!

The only fools here are the ones who've spent money and wasted time on this shambolically managed circus. Myself included.

Who let Cranky Carol into this thread?
unclench Sparky.

[Cairbre]

My absolute favorite is the Hunchback 4G buff- it definitely needs more ballistic slots.

[Chunkylad]

Brought a smile to my face , although, the map idea does sound quite interesting... would like to see more environmental impacts other than visibility and occasional "hot spots".

[Wintersdark]

I would LOVE a Caustic Night map. Seriously. I want more entirely different maps more, but if they could squeeze in a Caustic Night along with the next new map, I'd be a happy camper.

Night Vision would actually be useful there, without the buildings' glare.

Also, yeah, the 4G Ballistics Points, it definitely needs moar.

[Inertiamon]

Roadbeer, on 01 April 2013 - 10:58 AM, said:

Who let Cranky Carol into this thread?
unclench Sparky.

Absolutly no ire aimed at PP who seems a great guy. He really shouldn't have this much ammo though should he?

IT's abundantly clear that balance and stability are distant also-ran priorities behind clumsily inserting tollbooths.

[DrSecretStache]

Cairbre, on 01 April 2013 - 10:59 AM, said:

My absolute favorite is the Hunchback 4G buff- it definitely needs more ballistic slots.

No no, the Jagermech-DD was the best! 8 machine gun trolling would have been...delicious. And actually might have done something.

[Roadbeer]

Inertiamon, on 01 April 2013 - 11:09 AM, said:

Absolutly no ire aimed at PP who seems a great guy. He really shouldn't have this much ammo though should he?

IT's abundantly clear that balance and stability are distant also-ran priorities behind clumsily inserting tollbooths.

I know, you couldn't find any game ever made, that even after release, where threre weren't pages and pages on the forums regarding imbalance (real or perceived), bugs, flaws, etc. etc. etc.

Hey, I spent my whole weekend raging against the machine. So I'm taking today off and enjoying the ride.

[Alcatraz968]

Best Troll i have seen on here yet. Good job moderators. (Can't wait for these changes).

[armyof1]

The JJ Raven made me laugh no doubt