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[Agent of Change]

What. the. Hell!?

I mean what the hell, I support PGI and this... this is what we get. Might as well call it OMFGRAVENP2WONLINE now. ****!

For those that haven't seen it, Properity Park has brought us warning of this horribad design choice.

If this is what we can expect i'm out, i quit, I'm done, seleing my mechs and giving my cbills away to charity. it's not even worth it to be space rich any more. I QUIT!!!!!

Prosperity Park, on 01 April 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

New Hero Mech

“The NeverMore” RVN-NMr

Mounting a massive Vox 280XL Engine, 3 Jump Jets putting those wings to good use, and loaded with the latest high-tech equipment, this chick will leave any Information Warfare specialist drooling... ECM? Oh yeah. BAP? Sure, why not? TAG? You’re It. Endosteel? DHS? FFA? Psh, of course! 4 Missile Tubes and 4 Energy Hardpoints? Well... okay, if you insist :-D Oh wait, you still want that 30% C-bill boost, huh? Well, I just asked Paul about it and he said we couldn't do it this time. Good thing nobody listens to him, huh?

- RVN-NMr
- Base Mech: Raven
- Tonnage: 35
- Engine: 280 XL
- Max Engine Rating: 300 (for now…)
- Top Speed: 133.7 kph
- Torso Twist: 120 degrees to each side
- Armor: 215 points Ferro-Fibrous
- Weapons & Equipment:
- Left Arm: 2 Small Laser
- Left Torso: 2 SSRM 2
- Right Torso: TAG, Beagle Active Probe, Guardian ECM
- Right Arm: Medium Laser
- Hardpoints:
- Left Arm: 2 Energy
- Left Torso: 2 Missile
- Right Torso: 1 Energy
- Right Arm: 1 Energy
- Internal Structure: Endo-Steel
- Heat Sinks: 10 Double
- Jump Jets: 3/3
- ECM Capable?: Yes
- Module Slots: 2
- 30% C-Bill Bonus

I mean rarrghh rabble rabble garble gurble. blah blah blah irrational rage noises!

Thank you to Prosperity for his joke and the opportunity to make my very own rage i quit thread, and all praise be to the mods for the generous bounty of K-town.

[Pando]

lol, a troll caught by a troll. How ironic. P2W online!

Edited by Pando, 01 April 2013 - 08:29 AM.

[Revorn]

Haha, Yeah this Mech would bring the Forums up to unreached Flamehigths.

[pbiggz]

6.5/10

[Royalewithcheese]

A mech capable of mounting 4 NARC, 4 TAG, BAP, and ECM? PGI, do you realize how much electronic warfare that is?

[Syllogy]

Bwahaha!

Edited by Syllogy, 01 April 2013 - 08:34 AM.

[Phalanx100bc]

I know it's monday folks...but please wake up take notice of the date and read between the lines...

[Bishop Steiner]

Meh.... Sucker!

We all know a certain Urbanmech will be the next hero...

[Pygar]

April Fools Day on the internet...*sigh*

[Brethgar]

I'm totally buying that bird!! Shut up and take my money!!! I thought the StreakMando was fun, but this will be AWESOME!!!

[Smk]

Is this real life?

[N0ni]

Smk, on 01 April 2013 - 08:37 AM, said:

Is this real life?

Yes. How may i take your order?

[Chavette]

if you left, ketoa would never be the same(dunno if this is good or bad though)

[Royalewithcheese]

Smk, on 01 April 2013 - 08:37 AM, said:

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

[Roadbeer]

[Agent of Change]

Chavette, on 01 April 2013 - 08:38 AM, said:

if you left, ketoa would never be the same(dunno if this is good or bad though)

Thank you, I strive to make a difference in everything I do.

wait that's not right... I just strive to make things different, that's more or less the same thing right?

[Zerberus]

ROFLMAO.. PGI gets flamed over someone else`s April Fool`s joke with a typical ragethread, and people here HONESTLY still expect them to make one of their own despite the inevitable headache?

Edited by Zerberus, 01 April 2013 - 08:47 AM.

[Joseph Mallan]

Royalewithcheese, on 01 April 2013 - 08:30 AM, said:

A mech capable of mounting 4 NARC, 4 TAG, BAP, and ECM? PGI, do you realize how much electronic warfare that is?

2? No more than 2

[Agent of Change]

Zerberus, on 01 April 2013 - 08:44 AM, said:

ROFLMAO.. PGI gets flamed over someone else`s April Fool`s joke, and people here HONESTLY still expect them to make one of their own?

LOL

My careful study of QQ and rage threads during my time in K-town has granted me the ability to mimic one, I'm not sure if I should be proud.

[River Walker]

Silly Crap.