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Eggs?

  1. I eat dem and cook dem down in hometown Texas dawg. (17 votes [70.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 70.83%

  2. I hate them...but I enjoy eating the manufacturer of eggs..ahahhamuahahhaah! (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  3. Sorry to hear but I lost goold ol clucky back in Maine. Curse MAINEITS!!!! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

Supafly?

  1. We need to get high...no I mean...really really high. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  2. Just use what yo momma gave ya. It's all good! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  3. Read the CoC........ (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Trees?

  1. I screw them all the time. Problem? (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  2. They get bad cow gas outta air. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I'm a logger. I eat pancakes. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Your Mom?

  1. Yo Momma so fat....that she should go and eat healthy stuff..... (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. I enjoy talking feelings with her...makes me feel special. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  3. Forget my Mom. Grandmaw is where it's at! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Cars?

  1. Me? Big block chevy with a twin screw supercharger hooked up to a good ol 6 speed. Yeah I'm cool. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. TREEEE!! -hugz- Prius all the way baby! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  3. FORD. FAILURE OF RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Job?

  1. I'm a MOD! Best job of all time. PLJ rocks my freinds. (1 votes [4.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.17%

  2. Lemming all the way. (11 votes [45.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 45.83%

  3. well..........you could say that barnabe was a bad guy...but I loved him so much. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

Marbles?

  1. I lost them in the great digipocalypse back in 13. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  2. Charlie took em I tell ya!!! HE STOLE...MAH....MARBLEZ. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  3. I got grounded from my marbles. CURSE YOU GRANDMAW! (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

Posting?

  1. NEVER NOT POST. (15 votes [62.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 62.50%

  2. blah blah blah blah.....just give me the cornflakes already son. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  3. Use The Rage young Post. I am your Father. (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

Apocalypse?

  1. I'm ready. Ford Raptor filled with ammo, supplies, and a mounted machine gun on the back. No Zombie takin me down. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  2. The world needs to burn....and when can arz get them cornflakes!!! (6 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  3. British Narcotics will be our downfall. (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Mike Forst?

  1. Crazy mumbo jumbo down in his pad I hear. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. Good guy....bad guy! Shut up! I'm you! You're me! Go away!! Death! Light! Dark! I love you! I love you too! (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I love him....awwwwwww. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

Boy Bands/Pop Stars?

  1. They r hawt. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. JB is good for one thing....waking people from a coma with his music. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They r manly......and full of Ice Cream. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

Guns?

  1. I use mine for fun.... (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  2. Take the "G" out of "Guns" and you get "Uns"....ahahahahahhahahah......-ahem-... (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. I like putting them on big stompy robots. (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

Disease?

  1. The names Beetus.....Diabeetus. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. KILL PIZZA!...AHHH!!!....PIZZZZAA!!! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. I'm a Logger...and I'm still eating my Pancakes. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

MODS?

  1. They r the best. PRAISE DA MODS! (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

  2. I'm from GD...so i'm going to say something negative to bring down everyones day. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. They should pin all threads in K-Town. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

Physics?

  1. What goes up must come down. O RLY?!?! THANK YOU MR. GENIUS! HERE!!! HAVE THIS MEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. Manchester is a nice place. I still have no idea why it took my balls. You know....balls...plastic round giant balls. What??? (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. Physics is the biggest troll in the universe. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

CANDY?

  1. You know you suck in life when a baby takes candy from you. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. England makes nice Candy. They also make nice towns that steal peoples balls. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. mmmmmmmm yumz candy. Moar......and maybe less. No Moar you Moaron. ahahah see what I did? (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

House?

  1. They are big and nice inside. Unless hobo home. Then not so nice. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. I went to Mike's house once. Rather no talky about it. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They clear poor trees. Bad house! bad!! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

Music?

  1. Rap yo dawg. Ima put my flo shizzle in yo bizzle. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. Metal. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IURHGI!!!! IOUGRN!!!!!! WOOOO!!! (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

  3. Country. Took mine tracter out and plowed dem field down yonder and said "heyy yall". How yall doin on dis fine sunny day! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

America?

  1. I LIKE MAH IMPORTS. THEY COOL! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  2. 'MERICAH ALL THE WAY HOMIE DAWG!!!! YALL LOVE 'MERICAH! (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  3. Hi! My name is Head. How should I post? Read the CoC Head. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

PLJ?

  1. FREE BISCUITZ FER ALL WHO EAT CABBAGE!!!! AHAH!AHAH!AHAH! WOOO! (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Tell Joe Smith that I will be back.......I'm going to buy sum puppie chow yo mang. In tha FIZZLE! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. Just shove it up your pie hole. Or down? I'm fishin on The Ash River. Goin down The Ash. (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

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#21 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:18 AM

>mfw

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I see great things ahead for this subforum...



#22 Agent of Change

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:21 AM

Your link looks broke

sorry

i would possibly like it

if i could see it.



#23 Agent of Change

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:37 AM

@Bluestar

We.

Are.

Posting.

BETTER.

besides here is

a visual representation

of GD

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Edited by Agent of Change, 25 April 2013 - 04:37 AM.


#24 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 05:51 AM

View PostAgent of Change, on 25 April 2013 - 04:37 AM, said:

@Bluestar

We.

Are.

Posting.

BETTER.

besides here is

a visual representation

of GD

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One of the best movies of all time.

#25 Agent of Change

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 05:55 AM

Oh yeah

great comedians those

guys

also half of them are dead

which is sad

but the second was good to

so i guess it's

not all bad.



#26 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 05:57 AM

I hate Illinois N a z i s.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 06:15 AM

yeah...

they are

the worst



#28 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 08:34 AM

One of the best parts is when they go to that country bar club place and of course the car chase.

#29 Agent of Change

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:13 AM

I posted this:

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Greetings!

Welcome to KAETETôã

Home of the MODS

It is here that we Forge

Terrible threads into bad threads

Bad threads into good threads

And good threads into great threads.

If this thread is new to k-town it is

probably because it is terrible

worry not we are making it better already.

K-town does have 10 Commandments*

*10 for for now

We also have the Sacred Pages penned by the MODS themselves

And

The Gospel of the MODs written by Acolyte of the Word RoadBeer

Also

Enjoy the BATTLE HYMN OF THE MODS / POST LERIAN JIHAD WAR CHANT

Please review these so you too

Can post better and enjoy the blessings of the MODs

While avoiding being smote first

In the coming Digipocalyse.

Praise the MODS, Tremble before the ELDER MODS.

Also part of our family here is the

Post Lerian Jihad

“We Post better than you”

While their official home is now in Depe

Their mission of speaking truth to stupid

And civilizing not just the wilds

But all of the forums.

Enjoy your stay here in K-town

---------------

in every page of k-town

for the glory of the PLJ.

now he it will reside for easy

access for use

in future threads.



#30 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 11:02 AM

Excelent!

Should I add moar questions to poll?

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

always

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 11:29 AM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 25 April 2013 - 05:57 AM, said:

I hate Illinois

I had to drive across country last year

to help some friends move to Boston area

and when I was in Illinois I came to a conclusion

that they should just change everything and name

it Lincoln, including the state. That way you can

be on the corner of Lincoln and Lincoln in the

City, County and State of Lincoln.

I also leaned that Lincoln and Indiana

need to just **** and get it over with.



#33 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

True story lol.

#34 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

View PostGalaxyBluestar, on 25 April 2013 - 12:17 AM, said:

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seriously this is just madness right here. well what ever does it for you i suppose


Like I said....something wrong with fun? :ph34r:

#35 Cubivorre

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:22 PM

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#36 LyskTrevise

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:25 PM

@OP: I claim DP to be your moms territory.

#37 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:29 PM

Uh oh...he found this thread.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:30 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 25 April 2013 - 01:29 PM, said:

Uh oh...he found this thread.

Post.

#39 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 01:31 PM

I say we talk about blowers now. Something manly.

Posting.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:09 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 25 April 2013 - 01:31 PM, said:

I say we talk about blowers now.

I don't feel like talking

about your sister

right now.


Maybe later


Edited by Audit, 25 April 2013 - 03:10 PM.




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