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[OneEyed Jack]

To accomplish this feat, all current weapons are being removed and replaced with:

Initially, plans for a UMS (Ultra Marshmallow Shooter) were planned,

but it was deemed to have too great an impact on reducing TTD (Time to Diabetes).

Though, in an effort to appease Light pilots in their monotonous droning about "role warfare" a Stealth version has been designed for scout use.

And a special, Commemorative Edition for those whose "balance input" has brought us to this point.

Edited by OneEyed Jack, 17 September 2013 - 03:28 AM.

[Slaytronic]

given piggi cannot use current *numbers* to make anything balanced this just might work

[MustrumRidcully]

Oh, great Sugarwarrior Online.

What about those of us who happened to like cheese?

Edited by MustrumRidcully, 17 September 2013 - 03:40 AM.

[Jestun]

1 month late for my Red Dwarf quote: "April, May, June, July and August fool!"

[MustrumRidcully]

Jestun, on 17 September 2013 - 04:03 AM, said:

1 month late for my Red Dwarf quote: "April, May, June, July and August fool!"

Hey, no spoilers. http://www.reddwarf-x.com/episodes/
I am only at Episode 5 or 6.

Edited by MustrumRidcully, 17 September 2013 - 04:05 AM.

[Jestun]

it's from an episode almost as old as me, not the latest season shown on Dave.

IMO once something is two decades old there are no more spoilers.

it's from Queeg, must be in one of the earliest seasons.

[Joseph Mallan]

MustrumRidcully, on 17 September 2013 - 03:39 AM, said:

Oh, great Sugarwarrior Online.

What about those of us who happened to like cheese?

Have it on your Pizza!!!

[DaZur]

I'm not going to be happy until we get melee...

[Earl White]

What's with all the sudden surge of comments about sugar and diabetes? Am I missing something? (yes I do live in a cave).

[Joseph Mallan]

Melee damage for Atlas is OP. My Jenner dies with only one Kick... You know it will happen!!!

[Kaspirikay]

[DaZur]

Joseph Mallan, on 17 September 2013 - 04:18 AM, said:

Melee damage for Atlas is OP. My Jenner dies with only one Kick... You know it will happen!!!

All depends on where you kicked that Jenner.

There is only so many hit-points you can assign to a mechs codpiece....

[stjobe]

DaZur, on 17 September 2013 - 04:27 AM, said:

All depends on where you kicked that Jenner.

There is only so many hit-points you can assign to a mechs codpiece....

Jenny is a lady; show some respect!

[DaZur]

stjobe, on 17 September 2013 - 05:02 AM, said:

Jenny is a lady; show some respect!

That's no lady... that's my mech!

Somehow... like equating feminine reference to a war machine seem apropos... considering woman's penchant for starting fights.

... Just saying.

[Mechteric]

If you shoot marshmallows you can't make S'mores out of them. Sounds like a bad plan.




Also, this just in: a one way ticket to K-Town!

Edited by CapperDeluxe, 17 September 2013 - 05:49 AM.

[DaZur]

CapperDeluxe, on 17 September 2013 - 05:49 AM, said:

Also, this just in: a one way ticket to K-Town!

Considering the bile filled vitriol that is bound to fill the forums today with release... a light-hearted tongue-in-cheek thread filled with snarky puns is the least of their problems..

That said... eventually​ it will wind up there most assuredly.

[Funkadelic Mayhem]

fail

[3rdworld]

Came here for piggy bash.

leaving with a strange desire to purchase a marshmallow gun.

Edited by 3rdworld, 17 September 2013 - 06:34 AM.

[Lorcan Lladd]

AC/40 can still fire a few Alphas before worrying about overheat.

[Strum Wealh]

stjobe, on 17 September 2013 - 05:02 AM, said:

Jenny is a lady; show some respect!

If anything, the Jenner is probably a guy-'Mech (named after Olympic runner Bruce Jenner), as is the Owens (named after Olympic runner Jesse Owens).