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Why I ******* Hate Elo.

Started by Ryvucz, May 07 2013 08:44 PM

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Do you like ELO?

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#61 Ryvucz

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:47 AM

[REDACTED] ELO, dig up his corpse so I can violate it.

[REDACTED] the [REDACTED] for ever making a [REDACTED] system.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:36 AM

Too many redacted words, couldn't read

#63 Ryvucz

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:34 PM

I really [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] hate this [REDACTED] up piece of [REDACTED] ELO match making.

I had more fun puking until my eyes hemorrhaged.

#64 Ryvucz

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:03 PM

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:17 AM

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:47 AM

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:48 AM

That sure is a lot of screenshots

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 01:02 PM

i dont get this thead. i like being paired with 7 noobs, makes it easier to get 1k+ damage and 5+ kills a game.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 01:54 PM

View PostRyvucz, on 12 June 2013 - 10:03 PM, said:

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Ok, I realize this is a founder's atlas.
But even with my founder's atlas, I still pull over 700 damage.
And that's on a BAD game...


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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:50 PM

View Postdeforce, on 13 June 2013 - 01:02 PM, said:

i dont get this thead. i like being paired with 7 noobs, makes it easier to get 1k+ damage and 5+ kills a game.


I don't get it either but I also don't have problems with the matchmaker

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:53 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 13 June 2013 - 02:50 PM, said:


I don't get it either but I also don't have problems with the matchmaker


That's because you're a GOD, and GOD's don't have issues.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

>runs off crying<

View PostWillie Sauerland, on 13 June 2013 - 01:54 PM, said:


Ok, I realize this is a founder's atlas.
But even with my founder's atlas, I still pull over 700 damage.
And that's on a BAD game...




See above.

>CRIES MOAR<

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:39 PM

And to top it off, here is a transcript of a live chat with Comcast about my current plan.

Please note that all I was doing was browsing plans, and this obscuring chat pops up...

[REDACTED]: Hi, I’m a live Comcast products specialist. What questions can I answer for you today on adding new services?
[REDACTED]: Just type your question below.
You: Hello, I'm just wanting to change my current internet plan to the cheaper 61.95 a month.
[REDACTED]: Please wait while a secure chat connection is established.
[REDACTED]: Thank you for being a Comcast customer. I would be happy to help you upgrade or add services online today. To
downgrade your Internet plan with us, please call our Customer Service Team at 1-800-COMCAST (1-800-266-2278) for more
information. They will be able to access your account information and see what options are available to you.
[REDACTED]: Our Customer Service team is available Monday through Saturday, 8 AM to 7 PM.
[REDACTED]: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: Would that plan be a downgrade or the same? I don't see any information stating speeds.
[REDACTED]: Please refer to our Customer Service Team for more information regarding lower priced optiions.
You: How's the weather there?
[REDACTED]: The weather here is fine. What questions can I answer for you about our products?
You: That sums up all of my questions for you, thank you.

And yes, I am blaming ELO for this transgression of a not so helpful live chat assistant to help me not answer any questions appropriately.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:58 AM

Thanks for the chat log































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#74 Ryvucz

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:56 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 14 June 2013 - 08:58 AM, said:

Thanks for the chat log































You're the best


You're welcome, and thank you. =D

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:02 PM

Hey that's not what I wrote

#76 Ryvucz

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:48 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 15 June 2013 - 06:02 PM, said:

Hey that's not what I wrote


Since I can't get a like from you, I'm going to get a compliment, one way or another. XD

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 10:10 PM

[REDACTED] 80% chance to have an 8 and 0 match.

[REDACTED] ELO.

It's more fun to be down to 7 and 7, not 7 and 0.

It's [REDACTED].

"Get a group".

[REDACTED] that.

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 08:58 AM

View PostRyvucz, on 15 June 2013 - 06:48 PM, said:


Since I can't get a like from you, I'm going to get a compliment, one way or another. XD


This doesn't seem like the right way to go about it

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:27 AM

View PostMike Forst, on 17 June 2013 - 08:58 AM, said:


This doesn't seem like the right way to go about it


How would I go about it the proper way? =3

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 11:44 AM

I don't know. If you're waiting for me to click like on a post you're going to wait for a long time
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