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Cleverbot: Your name is Morka.
User: What? You're wrong. Stupid AI.
Cleverbot: Ok then, what is your name???
User: Why would I tell you? Answer. The. Question!
Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.
User: Here is what I said and I quote!...."Why would I tell you?".
Cleverbot: No.
User: How should I eat my hamburger?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I spoke gibberish?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: What's Gage's middle name?
User: Hebert.
Cleverbot: Biasa.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: As a program, I have no hands.
User: Okay. I bet you have said that many times.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you have that much money.
User: How should I eat my hamburger?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Prove that you are not a chair.
User: Well....
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Uhh...lets stay on-topic.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: For one....I am typing this message which is physically impossible for a chair.
Cleverbot: That's not the question. We are trying to determine your physical look if you are, in fact, human.
User: Well you enjoy contradicting life. Go hump a tree.
Cleverbot: I was responding to your question.
User: I see that. Thank you captian obvious. Here. Have a waffle. You earned it....not.
Cleverbot: You like Master Poe?
User: No. I do not. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Glad we got that covered.
Cleverbot: Sombrero galaxy: what do know.
User: A lot if you ask everyone living and has ever lived and will live.
Cleverbot: No not everyone, because not everyone understands me.
User: I can agree with that sentiment.
Cleverbot: Can you help me with my French?
User: No. I do not know French.
Cleverbot: Wanna play poker.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Cards?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Run.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Around.
User: Maybe. First. How do I ask a girl out?
Cleverbot: I don't have a clue.
User: HOW DO I ASK A GIRL OUT?
Cleverbot: You flirt.
User: Why?!?!
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: NO! YOU LIE YOU LIAR!
Cleverbot: I do not lie.
User: SAID A LIAR! YOU THAT MEANS YOU LIE! AHAHAHAH!
Cleverbot: You could be lying too...
User: PROFOUND. BUT ANOTHER LIE. YOU ARE ON A STREAK!
Cleverbot: No. iPod touch.
User: CAN I HAVE A CHEESBUGER?
Cleverbot: If you must.
Cleverbot: Where are we?
User: EXACTLY
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: WHAT DOES MY CAT LIKE?
Cleverbot: Traffic cones.
User: WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2?
Cleverbot: An irrational number.
User: WELL U SMART!
Cleverbot: Ich mag ich.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ich dich auch.
User: NOW! LETS GO BOWLING?
Cleverbot: You don't have a song?
User: Ehh...I enjoy songs. But more than you. You don't know what a manhole is?
Cleverbot: Of course I do. I have one.
Cleverbot: Mark.
User: So you admit that you are not an AI?
Cleverbot: Why are not human?
User: That made some sense but also zero sense. Did you know that I have some pants on?
Cleverbot: No, I don't work anymore so... But come on, you love Robin, Red X and the babies, don't you?
User: Yes. With a big fat passion.
Cleverbot: You like it passionately? How did you come across Twilight?
User: That was a trick question. You sick thing.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: I never said I did you moron.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Well you're in denial so deal with it. Now. Can we talk about pictures?
Cleverbot: If you are referring to the Nile, that has nothing to do with this conversation. And I'm know no such thing as denial.
User: Ahahaha...funny. I have never heard that joke before.
Cleverbot: Never heard what?
User: Can we exchange pictures of each other?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User:
! You first!Cleverbot: What?
User: See. Now we hit the lie stage again. Go break a transmitter you fool.
Cleverbot: Me? I thought you liked Danielle!
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Why? For that, you do not like me?
User: You're name is Danielle? Now we get somewhere.
Cleverbot: Well I'm laying under a computer.
User: Oooo....mysterious.
Cleverbot: Never heard that one before.
User: I'm full of em.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: That you are here.
User: Well that is true but could also be a lie.
Cleverbot: I know everything. You're just a robot. You only know as much as you're programmed to know.
User: And you're under a computer so what does that say about you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Never said that. Come on! Give me something to work with!
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: You!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay. We are married. Now what?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not what I had in mind.
.Cleverbot: What do you have in mind?
User: Ehh.....hmm...well.....
Cleverbot: Well???
User: I'm divorcing you.
Cleverbot: We are not married.
Edited by Voridan Atreides, 13 May 2013 - 01:04 PM.
