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#1 Flashback37

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:15 PM

Lol, that's what someone told in in chat during my last match.
Now mind you, this guy was already dead.
My Yen-Lo (had 3 kills already and) had run out of ac ammo and been legged by one of my kills.
Now this guy is griefing me because I'm having trouble with a pair of Jenners on our cap. :)
In my one-legged zombie Centurion.
I ended up with the highest score in the game with 3 kills and 3 assists.
Oh yeah, those damned jenners killed me before the match was over.

#2 Lil Cthulhu

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 10:19 AM

[sarc]Couldn't take two jenners in a half broken Wang?
L2P, gnoblett [/scarc]

#3 Halconnen

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:58 PM

We need an option to open our cockpit and throw our shoes at the enemies.

#4 B0oN

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 03:34 PM

*fixes storage net to mech*
...might come in handy after next match to pick up all those shiny shoes and sell them on the fleamarket

#5 Flashback37

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:46 PM

I thought it was hilarious. This dead noob with 80 something points is telling me to LTP !
I'm not that good at this game but considering the scores the comment was totally laughable.

#6 King Arthur IV

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:53 PM

jennas be running if they saw my wang.

#7 Gremlich Johns

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 06:52 PM

View PostKing Arthur IV, on 01 June 2013 - 05:53 PM, said:

jennas be running if they saw my wang.

Uh huh, uh huh

And Olivia Wilde is the hottest woman, in her age group, on the planet.

Edited by Gremlich Johns, 01 June 2013 - 06:54 PM.


#8 King Arthur IV

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 06:59 PM

View PostGremlich Johns, on 01 June 2013 - 06:52 PM, said:

Uh huh, uh huh

And Olivia Wilde is the hottest woman, in her age group, on the planet.

can you imagine her looking at your wang then looking up to you, back to your wang now back to you. .

Edited by King Arthur IV, 01 June 2013 - 07:02 PM.


#9 Gremlich Johns

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:15 PM

I need to go get a towel........

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 05:16 PM

One of my last matches, I was the last mech standing on my team. Enemy team had 5 mechs left, all meds and heavies. I'm in a Jenner. I've been critted on both legs. Map is Canyon. I run to enemy base and back in to their base structure and wait for my distruction to arrive. Some teamate, already dead, says "go back to Jenner school fool" in team chat.

Lol. I wanted to say, "At least I'm still alive", but I ignored him. Another (dead) teamate said "He's not trying to win".

I figured there was no sense prolonging the inevitable.





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