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Started by UruzZero, Jun 08 2012 10:30 AM
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on your Mom
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:06 AM
Who was wearing
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Paul's clothes today
Edited by borisof007, 14 June 2012 - 11:06 AM.
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The server shook
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and out popped
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Current up to Ares McMannus at 12:29 PDT 14 Jun 2012
CHAPTER ONE
Once there was this guy who ate an entire crocodile [that he] thought was an elephant, but it was [actually] a very big T-rex. It started tearing through his space suit armor, but he took wrist control and punched it in while keeping himself up-right and tidy. [He] had to go to the planet; he was guilty of eating all the pineapples. So he pled innocent, but they found yellow poop everwhere. He was embarrassed, but still smiled until they saw a great big birthmark on his sister's lower left arm. He almost thought it was (a) scar, but then then she moved to the bathroom just to see a giant squid seeking toilet paper to sell for a sex doll, clean underwear, and *****. But the only way to walk a mile in green badgers is to freebase organic moccasin soles, which is a felony in three dragon.
CHAPTER TWO
And then there came a day When Paul said OPEN BETA NOW! And, almost immediately, said that it's closed beta forever. But then he realized how ridiculous it was to go to Alaska in his underclothes running up hill in deep snow because, obviously, only Eskimos can streak infront of Otters without injury to their cephalopod. [The] local sports jigalo was freezing in the desert while eating cheese which was moldy. Suddenly a gundam came up and used a shield as a fan to his nethers which were uncontrollabe. Some fool said a blue wombat bit Paul's foot and then Paul woke up wet, which is why a mech needs lots of underpants. The underpants mech stole all the candy from the clanners. The flamers cooked meals under the polar icecaps.
CHAPTER THREE
Clan Ghost Bear were in danger of getting in their pants got scared by giant unseen mechs driven by ninjas. Ninjas that ran like the dickens and were totally afraid of cats [and] petrified beef jerky With Large Lasers. So, they go mess with sasquach and see Paul flip the birdie at the pope who's really Obama. Then Obama had a giant cheese launcher and shot at the Lincoln Memorial which awoke Lincoln. Lincoln got angry and he went to find his fuzzy bunny slippers and some whiskey and cuddled with his pet wolverine, who was pending. Then came a vicious pterodactyl from next door, but GLADoS had cake.
CHAPTER FOUR
Suddenly, potatoes with LRM launchers rained down terror on Charlie Sheen's cookies and beer. He then went to McDonalds to locate his missing beta key which was destroyed by [the] previous pterodactyls [that] held the key pants. Because they strut around with fancy shoes all across the Prosperity Central Park. Canadian Mounties then startled a moose. "This is getting Mech stomping fun." "My Warhammer can dance the macarena while also eating Wild space monkey's discovered by incredible giant midgets with mech sized warhammers [that] smelled like grapes in huge pants that could talk"
CHAPTER FIVE
Your inevitable betrayal of Master Vegeta's katana's revengeance huggies with Lego figurines began to tango with a monkey playing his bagpipes. "I like turtles," said the bagpipes. "Stop tickling me!" As Victor marched towards his inevitable duel with kittens and was defeated by a condom that wore pajamas with red dots from fat spots.
CHAPTER SIX
When Gaben cupcakes, hearing Steiner's advice, started to run to the chopaa that resembled huge purple beavers teeth [and a] phallic shaped spaceship. Then she said "tf2s! Sorry hats! Damn! Glory!" Beta spiralled chasing a flying monkey army with rocket launchers. Then a flea grew in size because of the Large Hadron Collider, but not because of the giant who was eating a Donald Trump, but because of Chernobyl's reactor breach. Radioactive toenail clippings proved to be too much trouble when you are Istanbul not Constantinople. Fortunately, our hero was a Dovahkiin. A Kavorkien Dovahkiin who ate toe nails [and] barfed up goonswarm. He then turned and found a picked pickled pepper, [a] giant metal cow made of bacon and large amounts of supple teats. His big ego tasted like purple. Then he awoke!
CHAPTER SEVEN
The Genie said, "Aladdin, feel for my beef sale and would you wrap it up? In a Chicken? Then stuff it fast, before the pending button attacks! Fight it off casting level 98 to the floor under the table? Roll the dice, get box cars [and] win a prize? The blue ones shaped like a rather large dog." Our hero dies a grizzly death from bacon overdose. Then it happened. As he arose paradigm freeman spaghetti wormlike strands betwixt, and he thought "Damn I forgot this guy's leg was flying around in my bag!" Suddenly, a voice Came from behind saying we should be forever pending. In three words... trolled by Paul! And then our hero discovered 3,752 pending sandwiches under his fat wife [who] had a third boob that suddenly transformed into the big elephants, and I screamed THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and kicked Paul into the pit. "Please kill me..." [he said], then killed Ancientxfreako with a banana covered in chocolate and steamed gravy. [He was] slowly horribly dying while screaming out "I am meltinnnnnng." The pit closed while someone also looked on in on your Mom who was wearing Paul's clothes today.
CHAPTER EIGHT
The server shook with girlish glee, and out popped three ninja catgirls...
CHAPTER ONE
Once there was this guy who ate an entire crocodile [that he] thought was an elephant, but it was [actually] a very big T-rex. It started tearing through his space suit armor, but he took wrist control and punched it in while keeping himself up-right and tidy. [He] had to go to the planet; he was guilty of eating all the pineapples. So he pled innocent, but they found yellow poop everwhere. He was embarrassed, but still smiled until they saw a great big birthmark on his sister's lower left arm. He almost thought it was (a) scar, but then then she moved to the bathroom just to see a giant squid seeking toilet paper to sell for a sex doll, clean underwear, and *****. But the only way to walk a mile in green badgers is to freebase organic moccasin soles, which is a felony in three dragon.
CHAPTER TWO
And then there came a day When Paul said OPEN BETA NOW! And, almost immediately, said that it's closed beta forever. But then he realized how ridiculous it was to go to Alaska in his underclothes running up hill in deep snow because, obviously, only Eskimos can streak infront of Otters without injury to their cephalopod. [The] local sports jigalo was freezing in the desert while eating cheese which was moldy. Suddenly a gundam came up and used a shield as a fan to his nethers which were uncontrollabe. Some fool said a blue wombat bit Paul's foot and then Paul woke up wet, which is why a mech needs lots of underpants. The underpants mech stole all the candy from the clanners. The flamers cooked meals under the polar icecaps.
CHAPTER THREE
Clan Ghost Bear were in danger of getting in their pants got scared by giant unseen mechs driven by ninjas. Ninjas that ran like the dickens and were totally afraid of cats [and] petrified beef jerky With Large Lasers. So, they go mess with sasquach and see Paul flip the birdie at the pope who's really Obama. Then Obama had a giant cheese launcher and shot at the Lincoln Memorial which awoke Lincoln. Lincoln got angry and he went to find his fuzzy bunny slippers and some whiskey and cuddled with his pet wolverine, who was pending. Then came a vicious pterodactyl from next door, but GLADoS had cake.
CHAPTER FOUR
Suddenly, potatoes with LRM launchers rained down terror on Charlie Sheen's cookies and beer. He then went to McDonalds to locate his missing beta key which was destroyed by [the] previous pterodactyls [that] held the key pants. Because they strut around with fancy shoes all across the Prosperity Central Park. Canadian Mounties then startled a moose. "This is getting Mech stomping fun." "My Warhammer can dance the macarena while also eating Wild space monkey's discovered by incredible giant midgets with mech sized warhammers [that] smelled like grapes in huge pants that could talk"
CHAPTER FIVE
Your inevitable betrayal of Master Vegeta's katana's revengeance huggies with Lego figurines began to tango with a monkey playing his bagpipes. "I like turtles," said the bagpipes. "Stop tickling me!" As Victor marched towards his inevitable duel with kittens and was defeated by a condom that wore pajamas with red dots from fat spots.
CHAPTER SIX
When Gaben cupcakes, hearing Steiner's advice, started to run to the chopaa that resembled huge purple beavers teeth [and a] phallic shaped spaceship. Then she said "tf2s! Sorry hats! Damn! Glory!" Beta spiralled chasing a flying monkey army with rocket launchers. Then a flea grew in size because of the Large Hadron Collider, but not because of the giant who was eating a Donald Trump, but because of Chernobyl's reactor breach. Radioactive toenail clippings proved to be too much trouble when you are Istanbul not Constantinople. Fortunately, our hero was a Dovahkiin. A Kavorkien Dovahkiin who ate toe nails [and] barfed up goonswarm. He then turned and found a picked pickled pepper, [a] giant metal cow made of bacon and large amounts of supple teats. His big ego tasted like purple. Then he awoke!
CHAPTER SEVEN
The Genie said, "Aladdin, feel for my beef sale and would you wrap it up? In a Chicken? Then stuff it fast, before the pending button attacks! Fight it off casting level 98 to the floor under the table? Roll the dice, get box cars [and] win a prize? The blue ones shaped like a rather large dog." Our hero dies a grizzly death from bacon overdose. Then it happened. As he arose paradigm freeman spaghetti wormlike strands betwixt, and he thought "Damn I forgot this guy's leg was flying around in my bag!" Suddenly, a voice Came from behind saying we should be forever pending. In three words... trolled by Paul! And then our hero discovered 3,752 pending sandwiches under his fat wife [who] had a third boob that suddenly transformed into the big elephants, and I screamed THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and kicked Paul into the pit. "Please kill me..." [he said], then killed Ancientxfreako with a banana covered in chocolate and steamed gravy. [He was] slowly horribly dying while screaming out "I am meltinnnnnng." The pit closed while someone also looked on in on your Mom who was wearing Paul's clothes today.
CHAPTER EIGHT
The server shook with girlish glee, and out popped three ninja catgirls...
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Skymech, on 14 June 2012 - 11:31 AM, said:
Current up to Ares McMannus at 12:29 PDT 14 Jun 2012
CHAPTER ONE
Once there was this guy who ate an entire crocodile [that he] thought was an elephant, but it was [actually] a very big T-rex. It started tearing through his space suit armor, but he took wrist control and punched it in while keeping himself up-right and tidy. [He] had to go to the planet; he was guilty of eating all the pineapples. So he pled innocent, but they found yellow poop everwhere. He was embarrassed, but still smiled until they saw a great big birthmark on his sister's lower left arm. He almost thought it was (a) scar, but then then she moved to the bathroom just to see a giant squid seeking toilet paper to sell for a sex doll, clean underwear, and *****. But the only way to walk a mile in green badgers is to freebase organic moccasin soles, which is a felony in three dragon.
CHAPTER TWO
And then there came a day When Paul said OPEN BETA NOW! And, almost immediately, said that it's closed beta forever. But then he realized how ridiculous it was to go to Alaska in his underclothes running up hill in deep snow because, obviously, only Eskimos can streak infront of Otters without injury to their cephalopod. [The] local sports jigalo was freezing in the desert while eating cheese which was moldy. Suddenly a gundam came up and used a shield as a fan to his nethers which were uncontrollabe. Some fool said a blue wombat bit Paul's foot and then Paul woke up wet, which is why a mech needs lots of underpants. The underpants mech stole all the candy from the clanners. The flamers cooked meals under the polar icecaps.
CHAPTER THREE
Clan Ghost Bear were in danger of getting in their pants got scared by giant unseen mechs driven by ninjas. Ninjas that ran like the dickens and were totally afraid of cats [and] petrified beef jerky With Large Lasers. So, they go mess with sasquach and see Paul flip the birdie at the pope who's really Obama. Then Obama had a giant cheese launcher and shot at the Lincoln Memorial which awoke Lincoln. Lincoln got angry and he went to find his fuzzy bunny slippers and some whiskey and cuddled with his pet wolverine, who was pending. Then came a vicious pterodactyl from next door, but GLADoS had cake.
CHAPTER FOUR
Suddenly, potatoes with LRM launchers rained down terror on Charlie Sheen's cookies and beer. He then went to McDonalds to locate his missing beta key which was destroyed by [the] previous pterodactyls [that] held the key pants. Because they strut around with fancy shoes all across the Prosperity Central Park. Canadian Mounties then startled a moose. "This is getting Mech stomping fun." "My Warhammer can dance the macarena while also eating Wild space monkey's discovered by incredible giant midgets with mech sized warhammers [that] smelled like grapes in huge pants that could talk"
CHAPTER FIVE
Your inevitable betrayal of Master Vegeta's katana's revengeance huggies with Lego figurines began to tango with a monkey playing his bagpipes. "I like turtles," said the bagpipes. "Stop tickling me!" As Victor marched towards his inevitable duel with kittens and was defeated by a condom that wore pajamas with red dots from fat spots.
CHAPTER SIX
When Gaben cupcakes, hearing Steiner's advice, started to run to the chopaa that resembled huge purple beavers teeth [and a] phallic shaped spaceship. Then she said "tf2s! Sorry hats! Damn! Glory!" Beta spiralled chasing a flying monkey army with rocket launchers. Then a flea grew in size because of the Large Hadron Collider, but not because of the giant who was eating a Donald Trump, but because of Chernobyl's reactor breach. Radioactive toenail clippings proved to be too much trouble when you are Istanbul not Constantinople. Fortunately, our hero was a Dovahkiin. A Kavorkien Dovahkiin who ate toe nails [and] barfed up goonswarm. He then turned and found a picked pickled pepper, [a] giant metal cow made of bacon and large amounts of supple teats. His big ego tasted like purple. Then he awoke!
CHAPTER SEVEN
The Genie said, "Aladdin, feel for my beef sale and would you wrap it up? In a Chicken? Then stuff it fast, before the pending button attacks! Fight it off casting level 98 to the floor under the table? Roll the dice, get box cars [and] win a prize? The blue ones shaped like a rather large dog." Our hero dies a grizzly death from bacon overdose. Then it happened. As he arose paradigm freeman spaghetti wormlike strands betwixt, and he thought "Damn I forgot this guy's leg was flying around in my bag!" Suddenly, a voice Came from behind saying we should be forever pending. In three words... trolled by Paul! And then our hero discovered 3,752 pending sandwiches under his fat wife [who] had a third boob that suddenly transformed into the big elephants, and I screamed THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and kicked Paul into the pit. "Please kill me..." [he said], then killed Ancientxfreako with a banana covered in chocolate and steamed gravy. [He was] slowly horribly dying while screaming out "I am meltinnnnnng." The pit closed while someone also looked on in on your Mom who was wearing Paul's clothes today.
CHAPTER EIGHT
The server shook with girlish glee, and out popped three ninja catgirls...
CHAPTER ONE
Once there was this guy who ate an entire crocodile [that he] thought was an elephant, but it was [actually] a very big T-rex. It started tearing through his space suit armor, but he took wrist control and punched it in while keeping himself up-right and tidy. [He] had to go to the planet; he was guilty of eating all the pineapples. So he pled innocent, but they found yellow poop everwhere. He was embarrassed, but still smiled until they saw a great big birthmark on his sister's lower left arm. He almost thought it was (a) scar, but then then she moved to the bathroom just to see a giant squid seeking toilet paper to sell for a sex doll, clean underwear, and *****. But the only way to walk a mile in green badgers is to freebase organic moccasin soles, which is a felony in three dragon.
CHAPTER TWO
And then there came a day When Paul said OPEN BETA NOW! And, almost immediately, said that it's closed beta forever. But then he realized how ridiculous it was to go to Alaska in his underclothes running up hill in deep snow because, obviously, only Eskimos can streak infront of Otters without injury to their cephalopod. [The] local sports jigalo was freezing in the desert while eating cheese which was moldy. Suddenly a gundam came up and used a shield as a fan to his nethers which were uncontrollabe. Some fool said a blue wombat bit Paul's foot and then Paul woke up wet, which is why a mech needs lots of underpants. The underpants mech stole all the candy from the clanners. The flamers cooked meals under the polar icecaps.
CHAPTER THREE
Clan Ghost Bear were in danger of getting in their pants got scared by giant unseen mechs driven by ninjas. Ninjas that ran like the dickens and were totally afraid of cats [and] petrified beef jerky With Large Lasers. So, they go mess with sasquach and see Paul flip the birdie at the pope who's really Obama. Then Obama had a giant cheese launcher and shot at the Lincoln Memorial which awoke Lincoln. Lincoln got angry and he went to find his fuzzy bunny slippers and some whiskey and cuddled with his pet wolverine, who was pending. Then came a vicious pterodactyl from next door, but GLADoS had cake.
CHAPTER FOUR
Suddenly, potatoes with LRM launchers rained down terror on Charlie Sheen's cookies and beer. He then went to McDonalds to locate his missing beta key which was destroyed by [the] previous pterodactyls [that] held the key pants. Because they strut around with fancy shoes all across the Prosperity Central Park. Canadian Mounties then startled a moose. "This is getting Mech stomping fun." "My Warhammer can dance the macarena while also eating Wild space monkey's discovered by incredible giant midgets with mech sized warhammers [that] smelled like grapes in huge pants that could talk"
CHAPTER FIVE
Your inevitable betrayal of Master Vegeta's katana's revengeance huggies with Lego figurines began to tango with a monkey playing his bagpipes. "I like turtles," said the bagpipes. "Stop tickling me!" As Victor marched towards his inevitable duel with kittens and was defeated by a condom that wore pajamas with red dots from fat spots.
CHAPTER SIX
When Gaben cupcakes, hearing Steiner's advice, started to run to the chopaa that resembled huge purple beavers teeth [and a] phallic shaped spaceship. Then she said "tf2s! Sorry hats! Damn! Glory!" Beta spiralled chasing a flying monkey army with rocket launchers. Then a flea grew in size because of the Large Hadron Collider, but not because of the giant who was eating a Donald Trump, but because of Chernobyl's reactor breach. Radioactive toenail clippings proved to be too much trouble when you are Istanbul not Constantinople. Fortunately, our hero was a Dovahkiin. A Kavorkien Dovahkiin who ate toe nails [and] barfed up goonswarm. He then turned and found a picked pickled pepper, [a] giant metal cow made of bacon and large amounts of supple teats. His big ego tasted like purple. Then he awoke!
CHAPTER SEVEN
The Genie said, "Aladdin, feel for my beef sale and would you wrap it up? In a Chicken? Then stuff it fast, before the pending button attacks! Fight it off casting level 98 to the floor under the table? Roll the dice, get box cars [and] win a prize? The blue ones shaped like a rather large dog." Our hero dies a grizzly death from bacon overdose. Then it happened. As he arose paradigm freeman spaghetti wormlike strands betwixt, and he thought "Damn I forgot this guy's leg was flying around in my bag!" Suddenly, a voice Came from behind saying we should be forever pending. In three words... trolled by Paul! And then our hero discovered 3,752 pending sandwiches under his fat wife [who] had a third boob that suddenly transformed into the big elephants, and I screamed THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and kicked Paul into the pit. "Please kill me..." [he said], then killed Ancientxfreako with a banana covered in chocolate and steamed gravy. [He was] slowly horribly dying while screaming out "I am meltinnnnnng." The pit closed while someone also looked on in on your Mom who was wearing Paul's clothes today.
CHAPTER EIGHT
The server shook with girlish glee, and out popped three ninja catgirls...
I LOVE that you put all this together. I'm going to grab a cool drink and enjoy this novel.
Also
who hunted the
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:36 AM
Nexx Nisshoko, on 14 June 2012 - 11:35 AM, said:
The catgirls yelled!
TORA KORRA TORA
Edited by phinja, 14 June 2012 - 11:37 AM.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 11:56 AM
which translates to
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came terrible dubbing
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