

Ninja's Balancing Thread
#1
Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:54 AM
1. Remove all customization.
2. Remove all current mechs and replace them with only the CattleMaster (Hunter variant only)http://www.sarna.net/wiki/CattleMaster
3. Remove all maps and terrain. Players are only ever in a flat grassy field.
4. Remove the ability to group. If you happen to drop into a match with someone who the matchmaker thinks might be your friend. Have it kick everyone for good measure.
5. Also remove the ability to move, shoot, chat or otherwise play the game. Player skill is quite OP and should not be a factor in the win/loss of a match. Instead everyone wins after a 4 minute timer runs down.
This would put players on an even playing field and make the game much more balanced.
Thank you for your time.
#2
Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:57 AM
#3
Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:07 AM
#4
Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:18 AM
#5
Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:25 AM
I think you're just trying to milk your complaints for all they're worth, and I think you're just trying to prod the rest of us into a stampede over this thread. It's clear your post is nothing but bull, and you should really learn to play the game instead of trying to get us to cow before your incredibly naive demands. We have a steak in this game just as much as you, give PGI time to tan the game, or at least try to leather your skin more -- it's a game of skill.
Now hoof it back into the game so you can get slaughtered some more.
Moo.
Edited by Renaissance, 01 July 2013 - 07:40 AM.
#6
Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:29 AM
Renaissance, on 01 July 2013 - 07:25 AM, said:
I think you're just trying to milk your complaints for all they're worth, and I think you're just trying to prod the rest of us into a stampede over this thread. It's clear your post is nothing but bull, and you should really learn to play the game instead of trying to get us to cow before your incredibly naive demands. We have a steak in this game just as much as you, give PGI time to tan the game, or at least try to leather your skin more -- it's a game of skill.
Moo.
You my friend just won the Internets for today.
#8
Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:37 AM
1) Give up epic scale maps like we had in MW4
2) When people come to the forum to cry because they lost because they can't figure out blobbing doesn't work, tell them Aww, that's too bad.
3) ???
4 Profit
#9
Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:14 AM
Renaissance, on 01 July 2013 - 07:25 AM, said:
I think you're just trying to milk your complaints for all they're worth, and I think you're just trying to prod the rest of us into a stampede over this thread. It's clear your post is nothing but bull, and you should really learn to play the game instead of trying to get us to cow before your incredibly naive demands. We have a steak in this game just as much as you, give PGI time to tan the game, or at least try to leather your skin more -- it's a game of skill.
Now hoof it back into the game so you can get slaughtered some more.
Moo.

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I would also like to take this opportunity to extend my nomination of Ninja for President, and posit that All Your Base belong to the Inner Sphere Irregulars. Thank you, that is all
Edited by SecondReversal, 01 July 2013 - 08:16 AM.
#10
Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:12 AM
SecondReversal, on 01 July 2013 - 08:14 AM, said:
I will humbly accept this nomination. As the President I will ensure that all goons and bronies play on separate servers from the "normal" people. I will also ensure that the Urban Mech not only makes it into the game but will be proclaimed as king of all the mechs!
Thank you, thank you... You are too kind

#11
Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:20 AM
Ninja Thor, on 01 July 2013 - 06:54 AM, said:
Or, we could simply start by addressing the big Alphas and add convergence, and make ECM/BAP become soft counters and bring back weight matching.
Crazy, right? Pity PGI takes ages to implement any type of ideas.
Edited by El Bandito, 01 July 2013 - 09:22 AM.
#12
Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:39 AM
El Bandito, on 01 July 2013 - 09:20 AM, said:
Or, we could simply start by addressing the big Alphas and add convergence, and make ECM/BAP become soft counters and bring back weight matching.
Crazy, right? Pity PGI takes ages to implement any type of ideas.

Edited by Ninja Thor, 01 July 2013 - 09:40 AM.
#13
Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:45 AM

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#16
Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:55 AM

and finally:
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#17
Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:58 AM
Ayato Ward, on 01 July 2013 - 10:55 AM, said:

and finally:
IM REPORTING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH NOES!!!!
#18
Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:36 AM
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:31 PM
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