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[stratagos]

Garth Erlam, on 02 July 2013 - 08:15 AM, said:

Hello MechWarriors! Servers will be coming down at 10am PDT and will be down for up to three hours. I will update as soon as we return. Patchnotes will be added soon. See you starside, folks!

Garth, a failure in a KF drive doesn't mess with the time-space continuum, it just makes you end up in the middle of nowhere or go blooey. Nice try!

[Stimbles]

Syllogy, on 02 July 2013 - 08:22 AM, said:

Operation: Canadian Bacon.

You put out a patch pronto... or we will level Toronto.

That's not as big a loss as you think.

[POWR]

Oh, that Garth.

[Acid Phase]

Holy sh*t....the 7th? Can't even get that one right can't you guys?

The least you can do to avoid this humiliation is to say a couple more jokes.....maybe.

Edited by Acid Phase, 02 July 2013 - 08:28 AM.

[Adria Amoro]

well with the patch being 3hr long maybe we will get CW today

[Skydrive]

This has been another moment, brought to you by, THE GARTH.

[Genewen]

Perhaps Garth already calculated messing up the servers so much the patch will last from today until the 7th?

[Capt Jester]

Why not push it up to Friday the 5th so we can play with the patch all weekend?

[Natrall]

so what do you call a 9mm pistol in the states then ? a 3/8s pistol?

[Jetfire]

July the Seconth or the Sevond?

[Capt Jester]

Adria Amoro, on 02 July 2013 - 08:26 AM, said:

well with the patch being 3hr long maybe we will get CW today

LOL are you a comedian? You should be a comedian. We won't be getting CW until UI 2.0 launches, and who knows when that will be...

[TheFlyingScotsman]

Garth Erlam, on 02 July 2013 - 08:15 AM, said:

Hello MechWarriors!

Servers will be coming down at 10am PDT and will be down for up to three hours. I will update as soon as we return. Patchnotes will be added soon.

See you starside, folks!

Garth, if you want to work on Sundays and actualize the patch by yourself, I won't complain. Frankly, I think it's very noble of you and that your co-workers will appreciate not having to take care of it. Maybe I'll come by the office with donuts and five gallons of coffee so you have a good chance at success.

[Genewen]

Natrall, on 02 July 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

so what do you call a 9mm pistol in the states then ? a 3/8s pistol?

Well, they DO call the 7,62 x 51 mm NATO a .308 Winchester.

[Butane9000]

[Dagger6T6]

forum title revised... now everyone will read the first posts and be like wtf are they talking about... lol

all hail the true Patch Day July 2nd!

[InRev]

Must . . . have . . . patch notes . . .

[Bad Andy]

wtf, the servers are still up!

[Skydrive]

Dagger6T6, on 02 July 2013 - 08:37 AM, said:

forum title revised... now everyone will read the first posts and be like wtf are they talking about... lol

all hail the true Patch Day July 2nd!

Nah, there should be enough context before your post for people to realize, and know that it was true due to who did the blunder

[Deathlike]

On Canada's Independence Day.. this is what actually happened to Garth:



Replace "Fly" with "Cicada".

[JeremyCrow]

How about sharing what will be in the patch, before the actual patch? Creative director update should've been posted yesterday.