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#61 DrnkJawa

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:39 PM

MadCat, so ugly it deserves a place in britannica under ugly

#62 Mordeth221

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:51 PM

I actually prefer the less-human mechs, they look more like a functional war-machine than "Huh. . . Lets ah. . . Replicate humans. . . But big!" So I like the Anilihlator ect. . . But no protomechs. . . I swear it looks like one Gauss shot would gut them inside out.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:52 PM

View PostCaptain Fabulous, on 11 June 2012 - 11:12 AM, said:

Crab. I hate the crab.

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FlyingDebris (MWO's artist) already redid the crab, the king crab, and the spy crab. They're beautiful. Don't have the picture on my laptop here though.

#64 Kraegan

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM

View PostDrnkJawa, on 11 June 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

MadCat, so ugly it deserves a place in britannica under ugly


O.o

You have just called the spokesmech of BT ugly?

You've just gone full ******, sir.

#65 roadside fury

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM

Actually one of my least favorites has always been the Atlas. My two favorites have always been the Madcat and the Marauder. I'm more of a fan of the tank/jet look with a cockpit that doesn't look like a face. Also, the Axeman. Just terrible. a

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:00 PM

View Postroadside fury, on 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM, said:

Actually one of my least favorites has always been the Atlas. My two favorites have always been the Madcat and the Marauder. I'm more of a fan of the tank/jet look with a cockpit that doesn't look like a face. Also, the Axeman. Just terrible. a


The axman looks pretty terrible yeah. Every time I look at the head I can't help but think it looks like some kind of fish. And the useless lasers on the legs of the 6x variant, *** ****, why?

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:00 PM

Turkina: http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Turkina and no...I didn't make up that name. It's the real name.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:03 PM

View PostGrizzlyViking, on 11 June 2012 - 02:00 PM, said:

Turkina: http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Turkina and no...I didn't make up that name. It's the real name.


It's like it's got slinkies for arms

#69 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostLeanansidhe, on 11 June 2012 - 11:09 AM, said:

http://i.imgur.com/97jpF.png

Amm .. *Acquard pause* i kind of like how that looks


It screams shoot me in the ...back

http://www.sarna.net...5_Albatross.jpg
Bird beak for a "face"
http://www.sarna.net...ne_%28Kraken%29
looks awkward
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Banzai
Looks like someone blew off half his sword
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Berserker
Never likes the moulded look to it. The head looks like someone tried to combine Alien with Battlemech

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Barghest
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Great_Turtle
Special category on its own

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/King_Crab
again, ungainly, awkward

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Sasquatch
eeeeeeew its a shield!!!

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Caesar
Looks like its built backwards

http://www.sarna.net...28BattleMech%29
The cockpit being located inside a bulls eye

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/JagerMech
The original torso mounted cockpit

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Linebacker
We've seen your ilk here

Edited by 514yer, 11 June 2012 - 03:16 PM.


#70 Harabec Weathers

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:03 PM

View PostKraegan, on 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM, said:

You have just called the spokesmech of BT ugly?



Sokespmech for the clans, sure. I'd say, however, that the Warhammer and the Atlas are the spokesmech of Battletech, given they've traditionally graced the covers of each edition of the main rule book.

Well, than and... Hammerhands... :)

#71 cinco

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:18 PM

centurian
black knight

actually, all of the unseen/reseen designs

#72 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:22 PM

In the same line as the linebacker:
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Maelstrom

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Mangonel
I cant find the words... wait two cockpits?

Look, the robot from the lost in space movie
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Ostroc

OK this wins:

http://www.sarna.net...:OstrocMkII.jpg

#73 Tannis

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:23 PM

this is pretty bad..

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#74 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:25 PM

http://www.sarna.net...-Penetrator.png

Not only having a giggle inducing name but also its bad design when the legs can be hit instead of the torso

http://www.sarna.net...Penthesilea.jpg

The torso is just a mess

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Quickdraw
Any mech that screams, "shoot me in the head. Here Ill make it giant and easy to target"

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Rakshasa
The most ugly thing about this wanna be mad cat is the price tag

Edited by 514yer, 11 June 2012 - 03:32 PM.


#75 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:37 PM

What... the hell

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/White_Flame

It looks like a non quad that fell over and started to crawl

Yeah that catapult looks nice, bet I can pack even more missiles into my mech tho

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Yeoman

It looks like a tick:
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Aquagladius

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Blitzkrieg

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Corvis
another example of why Unbound should not be used ( lol torso cockpit)

Edited by 514yer, 11 June 2012 - 03:46 PM.


#76 Gabriel Bekker

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:50 PM

The Stalker. That thing is hideous, even though the Devs made it look as not-terrible as they possibly could.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:57 PM

View PostVasces Diablo, on 11 June 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

I think we all agree that the art and mech models produced so far for MWO have been great (it's the best a Cataphract has ever looked). But there are also some ugly mechs out there.

Are there any mechs that not even MWO could make look good?

I'll start off my saying the Hoplite.



Medium mech low profile. It one of the best looking mech in the medium weight class, good stock load out too.

I will say anything called urbanmech, look like a walking trash can that atlas rip the head off and put trash in.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:14 PM

Just about half of the 3055 TRO, most notably the Viper, Falconer, Bandersnatch, etal. The Wraith just looks like a cockroach on steroids.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:55 PM

I happen to agree ont eh madcat, it is the most terribly designed mech in existence it's entire concept begs to get the operator killed in a ball of exploding missile ammunition. Furthermore the Atlas and Warhammer are indeed more memorable and Battletech's Icon. I'd also go so far as to commit battletech blasphemy and agree with the guy who said the Marauder's design is stupid, cause it is equally as insanely impractical as the madcat, leave it to borrowed anime designs to screw stuff like combat efficientcy up.

Original art of the black lanner...all I can say is fear the crotchbox!
http://www.sarna.net...Blacklanner.jpg

The Black Python/ Viper for it's twig-legs
http://www.sarna.net.../File:Viper.jpg

Huron Warrior.....Aww come on it's got ball arms and a suggestive thing dangling between it's legs ***?!
http://www.sarna.net...ron_Warrior.png

Matador....boxes on boxes with laser horns!
http://www.sarna.net...ile:Matador.jpg

Edited by TKG, 11 June 2012 - 05:01 PM.


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 06:30 PM

View Post514yer, on 11 June 2012 - 03:37 PM, said:

What... the hell

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/White_Flame

It looks like a non quad that fell over and started to crawl


Or it got on its knees to take it up the.... yeah it looks pretty bad.





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