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Tired of PUGS? Look no further! Apocalypse Lancers wants you!
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Apocalypse Lancers-Recruiting Near You
Started by Vas79, Jul 29 2013 05:18 PM
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- The Revolutionary
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- Liquid Metal
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 08:17 PM
All pilots of all skill levels and experience welcome, come do a drop with us!
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- Liquid Metal
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Posted 19 August 2013 - 07:29 PM
Welcome to Rev68 our newest Lancer!
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 01:00 PM
Come crush your enemies and see them driven before you with the Lancers!
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Posted 21 August 2013 - 09:59 AM
A Wednesday bump!
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Posted 21 August 2013 - 10:03 AM
Vas79, on 20 August 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:
Come crush your enemies and see them driven before you with the Lancers!
This also includes hearing the lamentations of their women. Join the Lancers!
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Posted 21 August 2013 - 08:43 PM
This is an Apocalypse Lancers PSA:
Do you suffer from ugly? Studies have shown that ugly people usually have ugly children. It's not your fault. If you suffer from ugly, and feel like you've gotten the short end of the stick because of it, you may be entitled to large amounts of compensation. But probably not. So join the Apocalypse Lancers where we'll just stuff your ugly mug into a big stompy robot where you can fight for fame and glory! We don't judge. We just win contracts!
Do you suffer from ugly? Studies have shown that ugly people usually have ugly children. It's not your fault. If you suffer from ugly, and feel like you've gotten the short end of the stick because of it, you may be entitled to large amounts of compensation. But probably not. So join the Apocalypse Lancers where we'll just stuff your ugly mug into a big stompy robot where you can fight for fame and glory! We don't judge. We just win contracts!
Edited by Vas79, 21 August 2013 - 08:44 PM.
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Posted 22 August 2013 - 06:23 PM
Come fix that serious case of ugly!
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:20 PM
Bump for Friday.
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 01:43 PM
You're a green cadet, fresh out of Outreach, searching for a Merc corp to help you on your way to the big bucks. Earn your stripes with the Apocalypse Lancers.
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:13 PM
It ain't easy being green unless your a Lancer!
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- The Revolutionary
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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:57 PM
I was once just ugly, but now I am ugly in a big stompy robot.
Which is better.
Which is better.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 09:29 AM
Occasional potty mouth keeps you out of the Seraphim? Flat feet kept you out of BWC? Do words like "quiaff stravag surat" make you wanna puke?
Well, then you got problems.
But not with us.
Join the lancers!
We shoot stuff from big stompy robots.
Well, then you got problems.
But not with us.
Join the lancers!
We shoot stuff from big stompy robots.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 03:38 PM
Got some Big Stompy Bots that you need shot up? Call us! Need someone to shoot Big Stompy Bots with? Join Us!
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:20 AM
The Apocalypse Lancers are coming, and hell is coming with us.
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 09:54 AM
The hump day blues got you down? Beat hump day with the Apocalypse Lancers.
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 11:30 PM
A wise man once said:
Or something like that.
Join the Lancers!
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Got 3PV trouble well I feel for you son
I got 99 problems and a view ain't one.
I got 99 problems and a view ain't one.
Or something like that.
Join the Lancers!
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:54 AM
It's throat punch Thursday! But why punch your enemies when you can pew them instead? Come drop with the Apocalypse Lancers and get all of the pew you can handle.
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