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[Vas79]

Welcome to the weekend! Never drop alone, drop with Lancers!

[Ertur]

Before I joined the Lancers, my KDR was so bad it was like e^πί: both negative and largely imaginary*. Honestly? It was a lowly .19. That's point one nine. More than five deaths for every kill.
Pathetic, I know. But after just a few weeks, with what I have learned with the Lancers it has leapt to a no longer pathetic but merely embarassing .5! Not only do I get actual kills, but I also die much less!
This makes the game much more enjoyable.

So join the lancers, learn how not to die so much. Just go to the website and submit the form. No blood tests, no explaining the political affiliations of your second and third cousins twice removed, no sitting for hours while government bureaucrats have their lunch and 60 minute coffee break.

*What, someone said there would be no math here? Dudes and dudettes, there is mondo math here. This one is from a guy named Euler. He did not pilot a mech.

[H2CO3]

Do you like beer?

Do you like Stompy Robots with Dakka and Pew Pew?


Then join the Lancers!!

You can enjoy both at the same time, as even partake in enjoying our home brewed beer. Specially formulated for peak performance out of our pilots. We have seen an decrease of 138% of friendly fire from PUG's. All thanks to the science of just being a Lancer!


Would you like to know more? Sign up today! http://apocalypselancers.com/

Edited by H2CO3, 01 September 2013 - 12:57 PM.

[Troggy]

Do you have a serious case of Pug-itis?

Well...the Lancers have a cure! A repeating dose of teamwork and a regular course of co-ordination.

Join now.
--
Troggy

[Runn]

Thanks to the Apocalypse Lancers 12-step program i have come a long way from the noob i use to be, before ladys didn't even notice me now all i hear is WOW! what a big mech you have, can i ride your mech, and it's all thanks to the Apocalypse Lancer 12-step program. So if you want all the guts, all the glory, and all the ladys then join Apocalypse Lancers today!


http://www.apocalypselancers.com/registration

12-step memeber
-Runn

[Vas79]

Summer is coming to a close, launch is coming and your tired of pugging. Join the Apocalypse Lancers we are looking for pilots of all skill sets and experience levels. Goto our website our come on to our team speak.

[Vas79]

I love the smell of burning XL Engines in the morning, it smells like victory!.

[Vas79]

A quick bump for patch day. New player or old we have a roster spot for you.

[Vas79]

Come ride with the Lancers!

[Vas79]

Join the Lancers, look good while crushing the opposition.

[H2CO3]

Join the Lancers!

Why you ask? Well simply stompy robots is always better with buddies to see you kick ***.

[Warning44]

Join the Lancers!

Why you ask? We have our own beer. That's right our own beer.

[H2CO3]

Enemy team got you green with envy?

Fear not, we have the cure! Our current Health and Safety Lance, will have you right as rain when you Join Us*!


*Note; Side effects include a case of Lime green paint on your mechs.

[H2CO3]

Bump for Lancer justice!

[AusChaos]

Bump

[AusChaos]

I joined Apocalypse Lancers the other day, very good bunch of guys, chilled out. If your looking for a Merc Corp, then i would really point you towards these guys, there is always someone to play with and the skill lvl is very high.

Peace
AusPride

Edited by AusPride, 08 September 2013 - 03:38 PM.

[H2CO3]

Join the Lancers!

Why you ask? There not a good reason not to join.

[Warning44]

Joining the Lancers saved me from the never ending pub matches. They can help you too. Join today!!!

[AusChaos]

bump

[Dr Lemonsquare]

Join the Apocalypse Lancers. Being green never felt so good.

Edited by Dr Lemonsquare, 10 September 2013 - 07:02 PM.