300 replies to this topic

[Tragaperras]

well, no luck here ;/ I guess I'll have to wait until launch or EU server transfers confirmation and 17th July ;/

[TunaR]

Oswin Aurelius, on 11 June 2012 - 04:00 PM, said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I tried buttonmashing on your signature for practically an hour before realizing there was no link behind it...

[LaorDeLove]

Paul... your aim must be off because I still am pending. Now swing your leg again and kick the server a nice boot up the power port. Don't make me come up to Canada to fix your server otherwise I will bring my special friend Mr. Hammer. No not the singer.LOL

Well I have more time to play other games at least. Rome Total War, Mid-evil Total War 2, Company of Heroes, Halo ODST, and I guess StarCraft. Maybe I should work on setting up a mercenary regiment. Who knows.

A key! A key! My boot for a Key! LOL

[FactorlanP]

LaorDeLove, on 12 June 2012 - 09:53 AM, said:

I will bring my special friend Mr. Hammer. No not the singer.LOL

Maybe you should take the singer... Have some Hammer Time until they relent and give you a beta key.\

[Aegis Kleais]

LordDeathStrike, on 11 June 2012 - 08:26 PM, said:

GOD DAMNIT, AM I ON THE BLACK LIST OR SOMETHING?!?! I NEVER GET INVITED TO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope. To my knowledge, that is an honor I hold alone. But if you want to, you're more than welcomed to do something that irks Paul off so much that you can be the SECOND person to be banned from beta! (It's quite an honor!) Plus it'd give me someone to talk to.

[SoundTech]

I signed up not too long ago so I feel I cant complain about not being picked, but the sentiment is till there.

[CrAzzYmrBC]

Paul Inouye, on 11 June 2012 - 11:10 PM, said:

This is funny!

My mission is almost complete... muahahahha

Oh no! must you go and troll me again???

[Lord Fawful]

Some day that Bar will Say "Welcome to the Beta"...

[Aegis Kleais]

Lord Fawful, on 12 June 2012 - 11:54 AM, said:

Some day that Bar will Say "Welcome to the Beta"...

Yeah, but not before this website has said "Your credit card has been successfully billed for $XX.XX."

Edited by Aegis Kleais, 12 June 2012 - 11:56 AM.

[King Curt]

An Ode to Pending

In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."

But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"

Apologies to one E. A. Poe, and a re-post

[Saatch]

Blarginflargin rassafrassa...

Ah well, back to painting.

[VK4502B]

Aw, no invite.
On to the next batch!

[TLBFestus]

Since approximately 500 people posted before I even saw this thread I'm gonna assume it didn't happen for me.

Man, I'm onto the 3rd week of a lifestyle altering diet, I'm hungry as heck today, AND my staff put smarties and ju jibes on the counter of the lunch room today. I feel like a fat kid on the outside of the bakery window, drooling on the glass.

Given a choice between a beta key and the ju Jules...........I'DTAKE THE JU JUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD HELP ME, I'D TAKE THE JU JUBES.

But I cant. So just to keep going I'm declaring Fathers Day as a Diet Free Day.

If I don't post here any longer it's cus I gnawed my own fingers off.

Edited by TLBFestus, 12 June 2012 - 01:16 PM.

[Arogantfool]

for anyone going insane from not getting into beta, remember that there are a a few hundred thousand subscribers to this forum, and only bout 3k keys were given out, or maybe 2500 ive lost track already.

personally i have not gotten a key, and don't expect one. However, I will buy elite founders and get in asap >.<.

on another note i really wish i could contribute to the testing of this game before it releases .

[Solis Obscuri]

Paul Inouye, on 11 June 2012 - 04:02 PM, said:

Just to put you out of your misery... the keys go out within about 1-2hrs of me kicking the server.

Thanks Paul. That stops my compulsive checking between inbox and spam folder to make sure I haven't missed it.

[SlagMaster]

DIe well all!

[wanderer]

Just a suggestion- keep an eye on your junkmail folders. I've seen MWO-sent emails shuffled straight into junk folders by Hotmail at least.

[CH3WBACCA]

oh... i want mine.

[990Dreams]

Easily, on 11 June 2012 - 03:59 PM, said:

Paul. I'd almost say I love you.
And perhaps slightly hate you for making me pinch myself.

Pinch yourself cause.... YOU GOT A BETA KEY?!?!



(I am on edge right now)

[Brent Brianson]

/sigh well guess key for me ... i wish i was one of the luckysobs that got one.... on a lighter note anyone ready for rituelistic pending sacrifice tonight? there will be punch.... oooh! and also when the next batch coming out?

Edited by Koerner, 12 June 2012 - 03:13 PM.