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[Zarax]

My KV-2 trollcannon Hunchback is at your service!

[Fremen]

It's good to know the Liao are Scum, even on the internet.

[fil5000]

Hey, we're a SUBSET of Liao. We are mostly composed of scum though.

[Bindox Blackblood]

NOBLETETATAEWARRIOR, on 12 June 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

Squaawk you should be getting ready, for the talons of my Tetatae warrior bretheren will tear apart your dead davion bellies, so that our younglings may feast on your soft inner bellies, which are as though a very long worm, and considered a delicacy back on Kaetetôã.
You Davions have squaawked at us with raised plumage for too long, and now the 4th sucession wars are going to become a minor footnote in the final grand campaign to unite the Inner Sphere of the Autobots under the Grand house Lowtax and Chancellor Mittani.

Such is the squaawk of Lowtax, such is the [tenbux]

Did anyone else completely lose focus while reading this post and scroll down to the next one? I did, then I realized it was supposed to sound frightening or tormenting or something. I tried to be frightened, I really did.

[SirDenOfYork]

"Birds of a feather flock together"and make better targets.....

[Hykelion]

Bindox Blackblood, on 27 June 2012 - 08:09 AM, said:

Did anyone else completely lose focus while reading this post and scroll down to the next one? I did, then I realized it was supposed to sound frightening or tormenting or something. I tried to be frightened, I really did.

Looked like just the usual bird posting. Someone should really teach those things how to communicate in a civilized manner. The current standard for their 'braves' simply isn't high enough, since all they seem to do is repeat the same statements over and over again like a bunch of parrots. Oh, correction... I've seen parrots with more language skills.

SirDenOfYork, on 27 June 2012 - 08:19 AM, said:

"Birds of a feather flock together"and make better targets.....

I could have sworn that was a marketing slogan for the Mydron LB-10X...

[Skyefox]

If you're not from a Warrior House or MAC, I'd sweat less than during start up sequences. At least you have the Northwind Highlanders....OH WAIT.

[Vandal]

Skyefox, on 27 June 2012 - 10:56 AM, said:

If you're not from a Warrior House or MAC, I'd sweat less than during start up sequences. At least you have the Northwind Highlanders....OH WAIT.

Suits us juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

[NovaFusion]

So will goons be creating ten accounts apiece like in other games. Multi-boxing Bird people......Soon we will be telling our tales enjoying fire roasted bird

[Vandal]

The Devout need not become incensed with the perjuries and falsehoods of the nonbeliever, for The Word remains forever true.

The Devout need not fall victim to the petty boasting of the misguided warrior, need not reaffirm faith, for The Word remains eternal.

The Devout need not dream of the days of glory and victory, need not imagine things to come, for The Word will justly guide you always.

When the gates of war burst open, to Spear And Sword and Righteous Flame the Heathen will fall. This much is the impermeable truth.

When the last Heretic bone is broken against the Blade of Holy Truth, only then will the Light Of Lowtax reveal itself to all.

So says The Word. Seyla.

Edited by Vandal, 28 June 2012 - 08:21 PM.

[WILL WORK FOR JUMPJETS]

Internet robot threads are serious business.

[Silent]

They are called roberts, FYI (for your information)

[eisensturm]

What happens when birds fly into an iron storm?
A lot of dead birds.

[Skyefox]

Someone tell the Celestial Family that bird people have no natural resources besides *******, thighs and delicious breakfast essentials. There isn't even a secret recipe to dip them in, so they're just not worth it.

[fil5000]

The Blessed Word does not require dip in order to spread.

[Skyefox]

Would explain why it's so bland.

[fil5000]

Skyefox, on 29 June 2012 - 03:37 AM, said:

Would explain why it's so bland.

The Blessed Word acknowledges this sick burn.

[Vandal]

It would probably be easier to read these books if you didn't try to grill and season them first.
Maybe then so many of you wouldn't be illiterate.

[Skyefox]

Before we dun started gettin ahr eats from the liberry, wed jus stare at the sun for ahrs, wundrin wahr the hell on that big ol ball a fire ahr federation was.

Talking like Joe FedFarmer is taxing. Who knew spelling things incorrectly in order to add accent was so difficult?

Edited by Skyefox, 29 June 2012 - 04:55 AM.

[Silent]

Skyefox, on 29 June 2012 - 03:37 AM, said:

Would explain why it's so bland.

Damn.

Edited by Silent, 29 June 2012 - 05:21 AM.