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[IIIuminaughty]

If I die..
1)How'd I Die?
2)"lucky Shot"
3)OMG!
4)Are you Hacking!?
5)"This Game Cheating for you"
6)Escape, quit to desktop/Rage Quit

Edit:
7) I ran out of ammo, you lucky thing..

I never say good shot cause I'm too Cocky
(at least I can admit it!)

Edited by StrataDragoon, 12 June 2012 - 08:04 PM.

[Evedro Solais]

Its either "Where was he", "LAAAAG" (Only in valid cases) or "Damn, I should have packed another L. Laser"

[hellsfinest]

Why would I die?

[DeathGuardOO14]

You ****in kiddin me?
**** that!

[Fabe]

"Meh"

I kinda suck in the on-line arena so getting killed isn't really that big of deal to me,I'm use to it.

Edited by Fabe, 12 June 2012 - 08:05 PM.

[Yam Amoto]

"Aieeeeeee!"

[WalkingDeathBot]

I totally of killed you, I just chose to die.

[Sychodemus]

I roll a dice. I am all TT like that.

1 Cheatery!

2 I had 'em beat until they used tactics 'n stuff.

3 I wasn't at the keyboard. Sorry. Doesn't count.

4 I was parsing the damage vs armor mechanics.

5 You seemed sad. So, I figured, "What the Hell. It's just a game." Feel better now?

6 You're not worth enough points to kill yet.

[Atlas3060]

Dice rolling:
"Help me Obi-Wan you're my only hope---you freaking liar!@"

Video games:
"Oh for the love of--"
"Well that's new"
"Weeeee!"
*laughs maniacally if it was a particularly good death*
"Shazbot"

[Mr Insane]

My PC screen ends up like this


That or I rip off my pants and run around the house yelling "WHY?!?!" I'm not insane, nor do I have problems...I'm just unique.

[Ramien]

I say nothing, for I am dead.

[Spaceman Spliffd]

i try to not take this stuff seriously so i keep it light, i've played a lot of different games and i usually say something along these lines when i get pwnd.

1. "I regret nothing!"
2. "Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
3. "Don't worry it has airbags"
4. "Hey, I'm a professional."
5. "Hey, I saw this on t.v."

[frankyes]

Somethings I shout when I know I'm about to lose it.

1. "Ejecting ejecting ejecting ejecting!!" (like on the intro to Mechcommander)
2. "Damn you, freeborn."
3. "I give you props, you actually found me, but my whole squad is about to ambush you."

IRL quotes I shout.

When getting out of the car I yell "Ejecting!"
When gamer friends enter the room, "Hails!"

[Xantars]

FRACK ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT JUST HAPPNED.. and yes id be yelling that

[Artifice]

I usually spew forth with a string of random obscenities. I picked that up from my dad, he's great at swearing. I'm aware of the profanity filter here, so I'll just let loose :

"Blow a **** out your ***!"
"*** **** **** on a ****!"
"Mother of a cockbrain!"
"***** hair wranglin' **** face!"

Stuff like that. Once I get it all out, I'm ready to jump back in. Driving with me is quite a colorful experience.

[Woodstock]

I say a mixture of random swear words ... then ... I 95% of the time I go and reset my 'gaming timer'.

Let me explain.

I am one of those 'lucky' guys who has a wife ... a wife who sadly believes that gaming is a a kids hobby and a 'real' man should have nothing to do with it.

She also, as most wives, expects this strange thing called attention! I know strange huh!

So at the end of each match I announce my temporary absence ... take off my head set ... wander into which ever room my young and beautiful wife is in ... and offer to make her a cup of tea/coffee or just tell her how much she is loved etc etc.

With my gaming timer reset ... I then return to my true love (my computer) and begin playing again.

[Thoman Coston]

nothing

[TKG]

1. NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!
2. Ah hell didn't reload in time.
3. frack!*
4. Ah..clever gonna have to remember that [insert notation of enemy position angle and placement]
5. Well now I dont think they like me....not that I care kids!


*substituted for other F word due to forum censors.

[MAXrobo]

1 Ohmigosh!
2 not again...
3 GOD MY OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

[SuomiWarder]

Well, in actual play the first thing I usually say is "This is Warder, I'm down". This is said into my headset so my team knows I am out of the fight at the point. If I was drop lead I add a few words as to who is now in command.

Then I sit back and flip the mic arm of my headset up so it won't register my voice. If it was a good death (I was majorly damaged after taking down several foes and tactically helped my team as I died) then I just sigh and run the fight through my mind for what I may have done different.

If it was a bad death (Cored by a poptarting sniper mech using outside the mech view to see me over the hill) then I snarl that I will get the SOB next time, memorizing the player's name for my list of TTMDs (Those That Must Die).

If it was a middile of the road death (exchanged several shots, and eventually the damage just added up to too much) then I believe that "crapazoid" is the most common utterance to leave my mouth.