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[WulfNine]

Gather round brothers so that we might beseech the great bringer of the boot, that he might bless us with many beta keys.


Page 17, chapter Cobbler of the book of Paul

Let us pray...

..."O LORD, bless this Thy boot that with it Thou mayest boot thine server, in thy mercy ." And lord Paul did grin and the people did feast upon the ravens and and cicadas and awesomes and atli and stalkers, and jenners and large chu... ["skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the laces, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then bootest thou thy server box, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

​ amen.

Edited by WulfNine, 13 June 2012 - 08:33 AM.

[pursang]

Atli? o.0

[Zoghak]

[Tarquinn]

I too am a fan of Paul Atreides.

[Fresh Meat]

I'm gunna drink the punch if i don't get a key soon.

[SquareSphere]

Just like other religious doctrine, this makes me go "whut "

[WulfNine]

SquareSphere, on 13 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

Just like other religious doctrine, this makes me go "whut "

...Ni...

[FinnMcKool]

lets start a "Paul" fan club!

[Tremor]

Cult of Paul?

Don't get me wrong. I want a beta key... but...

[pursang]

FinnMcKool, on 13 June 2012 - 08:48 AM, said:

lets start a "Paul" fan club!

"Alright!"

Am I doing it right?

[SweetJackal]

As we wallow in the valley of pain and death, haunted by the visage of Pending we shall know no fear, for our savior Paul watches over us and his swift kicks shall liberate us and our keys from the shackles of the Server. All praise Paul.

[Trevnor]

Hrm... Strange tremors in the ground... A rising chorus of "Paul, Paul, Paul!". All signs point to one thing. Paul now has a cult following.

Truly, the world is doomed.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

[Hawkeye 72]

Tarquinn, on 13 June 2012 - 08:39 AM, said:

I too am a fan of Paul Atreides.

It cannot be, for he is the kwisatz haderach!!!

[Arthwys IronHand]

Some serious copyright infringement in your 'holy text' there wulfnine. Good luck with your cult though

[WulfNine]

Arthwys IronHand, on 13 June 2012 - 08:52 AM, said:

Some serious copyright infringement in your 'holy text' there wulfnine.

Blasphemy!

Edited by WulfNine, 13 June 2012 - 08:58 AM.

[PirateNixon]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of pending,
I will fear no login: For thou art with me;
Thy post and thy update, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a beta before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my account with invite; My email runneth over.

[Boymonkey]

Sucking up to him will not get you into the beta

Or will it? Paul if ou are reading this I give you my sister and 4 camels for a beta key

[WulfNine]

Boymonkey, on 13 June 2012 - 09:06 AM, said:

Sucking up to him will not get you into the beta

Or will it? Paul if ou are reading this I give you my sister and 4 camels for a beta key

"Sucking up" is such a dirty term...

[PirateNixon]

Boymonkey, on 13 June 2012 - 09:06 AM, said:

Sucking up to him will not get you into the beta

Or will it? Paul if ou are reading this I give you my sister and 4 camels for a beta key

You expect him to lower himself to answering this when you don't even provide pics of your sister? You insult him.

[Xantars]

We have seen your Sister. You keep her and make it 10 camels and he might take you up on your offer