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[StompingOnTanks]

But how well will they hold up to a Yeti dressed as a stripper named after a state capitol armed with a super soaker filled with bear mace and habanero pepper sauce?

[XphR]

Clarification needed. Does the Yeti also have a Yeti Cooler?

[Mech42Ace]

StompingOnTanks, on 18 January 2015 - 05:19 AM, said:

But how well will they hold up to a Yeti dressed as a stripper named after a state capitol armed with a super soaker filled with bear mace and habanero pepper sauce?

Hmm, I'm geussing that the first battalion or so of the spec ops guys will die, or the yeti will use all of the pepper sauce and bear mace, and then they'll call for rienforcements and they'll finish the yeti off.

[Sizzles]

That moment when you and a Yen-Lo-Wang on the opposite team see each other, and the game instantly becomes a Solaris Grudge Match.

[TheSilken]

They jacked my damn name ugh! (please change it back)

[StompingOnTanks]

I dunno man, I find your new username pretty cool.

[Mech42Ace]

TheSilken, on 19 January 2015 - 01:17 PM, said:

They jacked my damn name ugh! (please change it back)

How'd they do that the silken?

[Sizzles]

That is weird. The only time I've seen peoples names changed like that is typically because somebody decided the name is/was offensive.

If that is the case, that is just silly. But hey -if true- at least they didn't take the Wargaming moderator path and throw your account into Siberia, where it would be lost forever.

[TheSilken]

I messaged the support staff for help with my Mad Dog's colors and apparently he thought the "pimp" part was offensive and removed it. I'm starting to get attached to this new name but it still looks like it lost a leg and an arm.

[Mech42Ace]

They told me that it wouldn't cost anyone an arm and a leg!

[StompingOnTanks]

On my way home from a Rite Aid trip, my 15 year old brother and I figured out how to defeat ISIS.

We arm the entire local high school. The FPS players get AK-47s, molotovs and Axe bombs (cans of Axe spray with little paper fuses in them) while the RTS players will take command from the second floor.

As soon as ISIS enters the front lawn, we set off the Axe bombs hidden under the surface blowing away half of their fighters and their one ****** 1960's era Russian tank that they were probably driving backwards. While the remaining fighters run away screaming and crying for their dead mothers who they murdered, we descend upon them with our weapons and mow them down like the terrorist animals they are.

We then take their heads to use as car ornaments and room decorations since they aren't good for anything else, and take pictures of them as an example to all other terrorist ******** who were thinking of killing people in the name of their pathetic false God.

Yeah. Problem solved.

[TheSilken]

No what you do is hire women as soldiers and arm them with good guns and lots of explosives. See because according to their religion if a Muslim gets killed by a woman he doesn't get the promised virgins in heaven. This means that they will avoid your women soldiers (and you) at great lengths.

[StompingOnTanks]

Obviously, since ISIS are the terrorists, we need to go find Counter Strike: Global Offensive's top ten Counter-Terrorist players...

[Mech42Ace]

You know what scares me... All the jet airliners that have gone missing... Isis has to be involved somehow

Edited by Mech42Ace, 19 January 2015 - 04:04 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Went missing, or they just got shot down?

Also I wouldn't worry about it that much because you can't just sneak an airplane as big as an airliner into a developed country and ram buildings with it. At least not anymore. Once they realize you aren't responding to radio you'll have a squadron of jet fighters on your ass.

[Sizzles]

TheSilken, on 19 January 2015 - 02:32 PM, said:

I messaged the support staff for help with my Mad Dog's colors and apparently he thought the "pimp" part was offensive and removed it. I'm starting to get attached to this new name but it still looks like it lost a leg and an arm.

Hunch forbid we offend anyone. So how long have you had this account before somebody took notice?

[TheSilken]

Since late October. I have even messaged the support staff before and nothing happened after any of those times.

Mech42Ace, on 19 January 2015 - 04:03 PM, said:

You know what scares me... All the jet airliners that have gone missing... Isis has to be involved somehow

Actually most of those planes were identified (repainted of course) flying into the country of Iran by Israeli Airforce pilots on patrol

Edited by TheSilken, 19 January 2015 - 04:32 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

People don't have a spine anymore.

[Mech42Ace]

TheSilken, on 19 January 2015 - 04:29 PM, said:

Actually most of those planes were identified (repainted of course) flying into the country of Iran by Israeli Airforce pilots on patrol

Wow, didn't hear about that

[StompingOnTanks]

TheSilken, on 19 January 2015 - 04:29 PM, said:

Since late October. I have even messaged the support staff before and nothing happened after any of those times.


Actually most of those planes were identified (repainted of course) flying into the country of Iran by Israeli Airforce pilots on patrol

Wtf? Where did you read this?