40 replies to this topic

[SilverMalachite]

Its got two ovaries top of both its legs a a a you know what that is... lol

Some ones mind must have been wondering when it was made.

hehe

[Escef]

If you think ovaries are supposed to be on top of the legs than I suspect that you've never actually seen a woman.

[stjobe]

I think you meant mammaries, not ovaries, kid. The former is colloquially known as "*******" (although the mammaries are the actual glands that produce the milk needed to nurse offspring in all mammals - hence the term 'mammal').

Ovaries are internal in every mammal, it's where the eggs are stored before being released once a month (in humans) through the fallopian tubes into the uterus, where fertilization may or may not be achieved. Ovaries are the female equivalent of the male ****** (which produce the sperm needed to fertilize an egg and achieve reproduction).

And that concludes today's biology 101 lesson. Class dismissed.

Edit: Wow. This language filter really is sensitive. The first word is 'br.easts', and the second is 'te.stes'. I'm amazed it let 'sperm' through while censoring those two...

Edited by stjobe, 24 September 2013 - 03:15 AM.

[Goose]

InB4Lok

[The Boz]

Even if he meant mammaries instead of ovaries, only really, really old women have **** on their legs...

[Carrioncrows]

The Boz, on 24 September 2013 - 04:02 AM, said:

Even if he meant mammaries instead of ovaries, only really, really old women have **** on their legs...

If I only had access to a few more living subjects i'm pretty sure I can get them on their FEET!

[DaZur]

If your finding feminine qualities in the form of a battlemech... you need to turn off your PC and go get re-acquainted with the female members of your race...

[Gaan Cathal]

DaZur, on 24 September 2013 - 06:37 AM, said:

If your finding feminine qualities in the form of a battlemech... you need to turn off your PC and go get re-acquainted with the female members of your race...

If he's finding feminine qualities in the form of a battlemech I think it's probably best for the females of the species if he stays well away from them. Apart from his mother, of course. Someone needs to change the sheets and get the cheetos out of his neckbeard.

[RickySpanish]

Look at all you fine upstanding citizens jumping in to defend women everywhere! Gosh, we must be careful not to offend their delicate feminine sensibilities! ... Oh wait, this isn't what equality means is it. Balls.

[Ngamok]

Please don't tell me you are looking for a VeeJayJay.

[DaZur]

Ngamok, on 24 September 2013 - 08:35 AM, said:

Please don't tell me you are looking for a VeeJayJay.

Pilot one: You gonna hit that?

Pilot two: Not even with with 2 EPPCs and a Guass...

[Deathlike]

I'm sure the Heavy Metal gave the OP some excitement.

BRING ON THE FAFNIR!

[Clit Beastwood]

Jadedhawke, on 24 September 2013 - 12:02 AM, said:

Its got two ovaries top of both its legs a a a you know what that is... lol

Some ones mind must have been wondering when it was made.

hehe

Kinda like toyota's logo?

Deathlike, on 24 September 2013 - 09:05 AM, said:

I'm sure the Heavy Metal gave the OP some excitement.

BRING ON THE FAFNIR!

fanfir?

[Bishop Steiner]

Deathlike, on 24 September 2013 - 09:05 AM, said:

I'm sure the Heavy Metal gave the OP some excitement.

BRING ON THE FAFNIR!

or get a load of these DDDD suckers.....

[Deathlike]

Fierostetz, on 24 September 2013 - 12:52 PM, said:

fanfir?

FAFNIR
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Fafnir

[Gaan Cathal]

RickySpanish, on 24 September 2013 - 07:44 AM, said:

Look at all you fine upstanding citizens jumping in to defend women everywhere! Gosh, we must be careful not to offend their .. Balls.

FTFY

Fierostetz, on 24 September 2013 - 12:52 PM, said:

fanfir?

Look at the guns...



...on that.

[NRP]

That's actually a pretty cool looking mech. Those "guns" look like the plasma cannons on Gypsy Danger in Pacific Rim.

[Ahja]

SIGH! *face palm and shakes head* You guys are really seeing boobz on Mechs? Well I suppose that would be a great subliminal way for the design team to sell Hero Mechs. Oh you guys that see boobz in those pics. Get out more ok you're worrying me.

[Bishop Steiner]

NRP, on 24 September 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

That's actually a pretty cool looking mech. Those "guns" look like the plasma cannons on Gypsy Danger in Pacific Rim.

the Fafnir is a real breast.....er beast!

Dual HEAVY Gauss Rifles, that do 66% MORE damage than standard, same heat! Of course, they weigh a huge amount, and can ONLY be torso mounted, but very very nice. Also about 13-15 years away.

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 24 September 2013 - 03:13 PM.

[Gaan Cathal]

Ahja, on 24 September 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

SIGH! *face palm and shakes head* You guys are really seeing boobz on Mechs? Well I suppose that would be a great subliminal way for the design team to sell Hero Mechs. Oh you guys that see boobz in those pics. Get out more ok you're worrying me.

I bet you're fun at parties