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[LoPanShui]

blackcatf, on 14 December 2013 - 12:35 AM, said:

So...um...as mercs, we can use ClanTech, right?

Sorry, LoPan, no Dasher...or Piranha...yet.

God I want a Dasher... Just imagine Bitching Betty.

"Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal. Warning! Base Is Being Captured!"

And a Piranha would just be... Oh god... Oh god why is it not included? TELL ME PGI! TELL ME WHY THERE ISN'T ALL OF THE MACHINEGUNS IN MY HANDS NOW! Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka...

[Clasbyte]

Quote

"Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal. Warning! Base Is Being Captured!"

*Memotoself*
Never read LoPan's posts while your are drinking! Or have a bucket ready...
*Memoend*

[blackcatf]

LoPanShui, on 16 December 2013 - 11:24 AM, said:

"Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal. Warning! Base Is Being Captured!"

All your bases are belong to us...right meow!

[MagResPolarBear]

Oh, if only they'd include AeroSpace Fighters!

TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!

[Clasbyte]

Strange song MagRes but that here is what i hear when i see LoPan dashing throug enemy fire.

[LoPanShui]

Rules for piloting like LoPan:

1) Straight lines are for idiots.
2) 300m is LONG RANGE.
3) If you're not trading paint you're not close enough.
4) Peek-a-Boo is still a really fun game.
5) But not as fun as Made You Look!
6) The more you're getting shot at the more you're helping your team.
7) BE THE SQUIRREL!
8) Do it from behind.
9) It doesn't matter how much you're getting shot at if nothing's hitting you!
10) You didn't need that arm anyway! It's not like it was a leg or something!

[blackcatf]

MagResPolarBear, on 17 December 2013 - 07:31 AM, said:

Oh, if only they'd include AeroSpace Fighters!

TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!

"FOR GREAT JUSTICE."

LoPanShui, on 17 December 2013 - 01:19 PM, said:

Rules for piloting like LoPan:

1) Straight lines are for idiots.
2) 300m is LONG RANGE.
3) If you're not trading paint you're not close enough.
4) Peek-a-Boo is still a really fun game.
5) But not as fun as Made You Look!
6) The more you're getting shot at the more you're helping your team.
7) BE THE SQUIRREL!
8) Do it from behind.
9) It doesn't matter how much you're getting shot at if nothing's hitting you!
10) You didn't need that arm anyway! It's not like it was a leg or something!

No one can pilot quite like LoPan.

[MagResPolarBear]

Clasbyte, on 17 December 2013 - 12:34 PM, said:

Strange song MagRes but that here is what i hear when i see LoPan dashing throug enemy fire.

Oooh, I like that one.

blackcatf, on 17 December 2013 - 11:15 PM, said:

No one can pilot quite like LoPan.

It's so true. Believe me, I've tried

Edited by MagResPolarBear, 18 December 2013 - 03:04 AM.

[Clasbyte]

Mag your an heavy pilot not an light one. We bring the pain, LoPan brings the victims

[MagResPolarBear]

Clasbyte, on 18 December 2013 - 08:26 AM, said:

Mag your an heavy pilot not an light one.

To kill the light, you must first understand the light.

[Clasbyte]

... shoot his legs ... problem solved. Or blast his side torso with an alpha problem also solved .

[LoPanShui]

Spider Mantra:

I must not slow down.
Slowing down is the mind-killer.
Slowing down is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the autocannon.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will thank the HSR for its path.
Where the autocannon has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

[Clasbyte]

Heavy Mantra:

I will shoot where the light will be.
I will not chase the squirrel.
I will not panic and overheat.
I will stagger my fire.
By which i will achieve muga, action without thought.

[blackcatf]

Right now, somewhere in the Inner Sphere, a tyrannical dictator is trying to flex his impoverished interstellar nation's military muscle.

But I slept great last night.
Because right now, somewhere in the Inner Sphere, a Leopard CV DropShip is conducting flight operations, keeping her pilots’ combat skills sharp.
Because right now, somewhere in the Inner Sphere, a JumpShip just released DropShips carrying their wards toward the latest battle in the Succession Wars.
Because right now, somewhere in the Inner Sphere, thousands of MechWarriors are ready to stand shoulder to shoulder with their brothers to repel any ground attack.

I slept great last night.
Because right now, somewhere in the Inner Sphere, the warriors 201^st Stryker Regiment have the watch.

[MagResPolarBear]

I feel like that's a quote from somewhere, but I can't seem to place it...

[LoPanShui]

Mag has been following my rules for piloting, as such he has transcended this realm of mere MechWarriors and become the most feared of all combatants on the battlefield, capable or turning the tide of combat in mere seconds.

MagResPolarBear is... A SQUIRREL.

[Clasbyte]

Doh!

[MagResPolarBear]

LoPanShui, on 20 December 2013 - 02:18 PM, said:

MagResPolarBear is... A SQUIRREL.

My secret is out. Oh, the shame...

[blackcatf]

MagResPolarBear, on 20 December 2013 - 06:56 AM, said:

I feel like that's a quote from somewhere, but I can't seem to place it...

I've posted it once before, on one of our old forums, not sure if it existed before that. A lot of what I type seems to end up being based on other things I've read or heard, so it's entirely possible

LoPanShui, on 20 December 2013 - 02:18 PM, said:

Mag has been following my rules for piloting, as such he has transcended this realm of mere MechWarriors and become the most feared of all combatants on the battlefield, capable or turning the tide of combat in mere seconds.

MagResPolarBear is... A SQUIRREL.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Come back Mag! Triple AC/5s of doom! You must...not...give...in...

[blackcatf]

Hope everybody's having an enjoyable holiday season so far. I know a lot of the regulars in the 201st are traveling to see family, so stay safe and look forward to seeing you all when we get back.

Cheers, everybody.