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[BerserX]

SilkenPimp has self-esteem issues, as noted by his need to prove his original thought.

[TheSilken]

Beserx speaks the truth occasionally.................this is not one of those moments

[Mech42Ace]

TheSilkenPimp, on 05 January 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

Iothil copied my post from before


Proof!:

No. Just no. I copied your post and told him to post it.

[TheSilken]

Lol

[Iothil]

Pimp loves. Everyone. He occasionally hurts... others.

[Mr D One]

This one time, I saw lothil at band camp....

[Sizzles]

Daring One did not see Lothil at bandcamp.

He actually saw him at a family party as he arrived on the arm of Daring's sister.

[Sparks Murphey]

Sizzles knows 100 novel things you can do with a flute. None of them are what you're thinking right now.

[TheSilken]

Sparks Murphey has developed the cure for cancer but due to his stubbornness and ego is awaiting someone to say "I am a grotesquely underfed mutant hamster with severe opposable thumb envy" before he releases the cure to the public.

[StompingOnTanks]

TheSilkenPimp, on 06 January 2015 - 05:14 PM, said:

Sparks Murphey has developed the cure for cancer but due to his stubbornness and ego is awaiting someone to say "I am a grotesquely underfed mutant hamster with severe opposable thumb envy" before he releases the cure to the public.

I blame you for not saying it with no quotation marks. What are you doing?! STOP CANCER, PIMP!

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks knows this isn't the blame thread, but he's heard that every time someone says "I blame you for", someone somewhere in the world gets superpowers. He hasn't yet realised it only counts if you say it, not write it on a forum.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey is the reason I sometimes get this and the Blame forum confused, because he has two suped up Nerf Mavericks that shoot microwaves that scramble your brain. We were playing Nerf a few years ago, and he brought them along.

[Sparks Murphey]

Shooting microwaves that scramble your brain is my secret superpower. Getting hit by them despite being on another continent is StompingOnTanks'. Guess who the Aquaman in our superhero team-up is.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey's middle name is 'Albuquerque'.

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw Crobat knows that because he gets the urge to turn left whenever he's near me. He never listens to that urge, and frequently finds himself in strange and unusual places.

[StompingOnTanks]

One of these strange and unusual places would actually be Sparks Murphey's bathroom, because the shower isn't actually a shower, but rather a portal to The Real Universe. Our universe is actually a pocket dimension connected to The Real Universe, where everything that can ever be imaged exists, including such things as:

- Celebrities that don't suck.
- Real anime girls.
- BattleTech conventions, with life-size Solaris Arenas where pilots remote control their 'Mech of choice and do combat with real-life BattleTech weapons firing live ammo.
- Riding dragons.
- News outlets that aren't politically biased.

The reason our universe doesn't have all of these awesome things is because Sparks Murphey has to bring them through the locker into our universe, at which point our universe's history re-writes itself to include whatever was brought through. We owe the existence of the Gameboy, the Beoing 747, jazz music, Crayola, Hot Wheels and many, many other things to Sparks for his valiant efforts to improve our existence. These improvements began during the Renaissance, when Spark's great, great, great, great grandfather Sir Sparkson McMurfee discovered the gate in his wardrobe. Thus, the technological and scientific advancements of the Renaissance began.

(Forget famous scientists like Galileo, they were just a bunch of posers.)

However, his mission is far from complete, as Sparks still needs to bring the above items and thousands of other things into our universe. He intends to pass this mission down to his cyborg son in The Real Universe, whom he visits every weekend along with his anime wife, who he swears he married for her personality and not her impossibly awesome animated boobs.

But we all know better.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 January 2015 - 05:51 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks was the guy who helped me get a Boeing 747 through a shower-sized portal in my bathroom. He studied Advanced Barnstorming Techniques for 3 years in The Real Universe before he could attempt such a feat.

See how on the original 747, the wings don't curve up...

...but on the ones you see now they do?

StompingOnTanks isn't quite as good a pilot as we'd hoped. Our universe adjusted, though.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 08 January 2015 - 11:35 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey, on 08 January 2015 - 11:34 PM, said:

StompingOnTanks was the guy who helped me get a Boeing 747 through a shower-sized portal in my bathroom. He studied Advanced Barnstorming Techniques for 3 years in The Real Universe before he could attempt such a feat.

See how on the original 747, the wings don't curve up...

...but on the ones you see now they do?

StompingOnTanks isn't quite as good a pilot as we'd hoped. Our universe adjusted, though.

Ah yes, getting it through the shower was challenging. Now, getting it out of his house....

[Nightmare1]

StompingonTanks is the reason why Waldo is hiding!

[Iothil]

Nightmare1, on 09 January 2015 - 01:43 PM, said:

StompingonTanks is the reason why Waldo is hiding!

"Hiding"

Nightmare proved this to be a euphemism...