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[StompingOnTanks]

Lothil loves bagels. He absolutely loves them. He would kill for a bagel.

[Iothil]

StompingOnTanks is not sure why people, including himself cannot discern Iothil's true name and at this point, he is too afraid too ask.

[Mech42Ace]

Iothil, on 12 January 2015 - 04:46 PM, said:

StompingOnTanks is not sure why people, including himself cannot discern Iothil's true name and at this point, he is too afraid too ask.

Lothil's name is randy.

[Sparks Murphey]

Mech42Ace needs only an iota of ionized iodine to perform iodometry on Iothil.

[Iothil]

sparks murphy was a chemist once. then he broke badly.

[IraqiWalker]

Lothil has in fact competed in the Kentucky Derby. Which is fascinating considering the last one was held on Terra. 600 years ago.

[Sparks Murphey]

LraqiWaIker does not know the meaning of fear, lowercase, or Atlases.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 13 January 2015 - 02:13 AM.

[Keira RAVEN McKenna]

Sparks is slowly coming to terms with being able to use his fingers to type and not his fist, elbows and chin after successful surgery to release the chronic masturbation cramp thats crippled his hands since his pre teen years. The L and the I keys are still defeating him though.

Edited by Keira RAVEN McKenna, 13 January 2015 - 02:57 AM.

[Logan Hawke]

StompingOnTanks, on 07 January 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:

One of these strange and unusual places would actually be Sparks Murphey's bathroom, because the shower isn't actually a shower, but rather a portal to The Real Universe. Our universe is actually a pocket dimension connected to The Real Universe, where everything that can ever be imaged exists, including such things as:

- Celebrities that don't suck.
- Real anime girls.
- BattleTech conventions, with life-size Solaris Arenas where pilots remote control their 'Mech of choice and do combat with real-life BattleTech weapons firing live ammo.
- Riding dragons.
- News outlets that aren't politically biased.

The reason our universe doesn't have all of these awesome things is because Sparks Murphey has to bring them through the locker into our universe, at which point our universe's history re-writes itself to include whatever was brought through. We owe the existence of the Gameboy, the Beoing 747, jazz music, Crayola, Hot Wheels and many, many other things to Sparks for his valiant efforts to improve our existence. These improvements began during the Renaissance, when Spark's great, great, great, great grandfather Sir Sparkson McMurfee discovered the gate in his wardrobe. Thus, the technological and scientific advancements of the Renaissance began.

(Forget famous scientists like Galileo, they were just a bunch of posers.)

However, his mission is far from complete, as Sparks still needs to bring the above items and thousands of other things into our universe. He intends to pass this mission down to his cyborg son in The Real Universe, whom he visits every weekend along with his anime wife, who he swears he married for her personality and not her impossibly awesome animated boobs.

But we all know better.

Beautiful *tears up a little*


Anyway, Raven was once an up and coming youtube star before a horde of rabid pre-teen fans of some unbelievably obnoxious swede flooded his channel and scared off all his subscribers after Raven made a joke about pubes that was misheard by the teenieboppers.

Edited by Logan Hawke, 13 January 2015 - 06:59 AM.

[TheSilken]

Logan Hawke forgot the Keira is indeed a girl not a guy

[Logan Hawke]

TheSilkenPimp, on 13 January 2015 - 07:02 AM, said:

Logan Hawke forgot the Keira is indeed a girl not a guy

The Pimp thinks I already knew that and had knowledge to forget
Additionally, the Pimp's lineage traces back not to a line of bordello matrons and pimps, but rather a series of simple tailors that ended up in the business of loungerie.

[IraqiWalker]

Logan and the Pimp seem to not forget that the title of this thread is :MAKE UP, a fun fact about the person above you. They did not make the mistake of thinking the title is "STATE a fun fact about the person above you.

[Logan Hawke]

IraqiWalker, on 13 January 2015 - 07:40 AM, said:

Logan and the Pimp seem to not forget that the title of this thread is :MAKE UP, a fun fact about the person above you. They did not make the mistake of thinking the title is "STATE a fun fact about the person above you.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR SNEAKY LOGICKS IRAQI.

...wait, now I'm confused about what Pimp was saying >_>

Anywho, if Iraqi is the context police then Marack is the context gubbermint.

[TheSilken]

Logan Hawke is not hawk but rather a parakeet

[Logan Hawke]

Marack Drock, on 13 January 2015 - 08:58 AM, said:

TheSilkenPimp is not silken. He just likes to wear silk Disco clothes.

Marack is missing the part of his brain that instinctually understands everyone likes wearing silk Disco clothes.

[Mech42Ace]

Marack Drock, on 13 January 2015 - 08:58 AM, said:

TheSilkenPimp is not silken. He just likes to wear silk Disco clothes.

He once tought a camel to yodel, he sleeps standing up, he is the most interesting MechWarrior player in the world. He is Logan Hawke.

Ok, I got nuthin.

Edited by Mech42Ace, 13 January 2015 - 09:03 AM.

[IraqiWalker]

Mech42Ace had an addiction. To gunpowder. After 16 interventions, 4 rehab facilities, and three cratered planets, he was forcibly strapped to a mech that had only energy weapons for 4 years. Forcing him to go cold turkey.

Suffice to say, his addiction to gunpowder grew 10 times stronger.

[TheSilken]

Marack Drock is that nuke

[Iothil]

Marack Drock knows nothing.

[TheSilken]

Iothil (it's an 'i' not a 'L' guys) loves him some hardtack