Make Up A Fun Fact About The Person Above You
#1681
Posted 12 January 2015 - 04:31 PM
#1682
Posted 12 January 2015 - 04:46 PM
#1684
Posted 12 January 2015 - 05:41 PM
#1685
Posted 12 January 2015 - 06:35 PM
#1686
Posted 12 January 2015 - 09:30 PM
#1687
Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:12 AM
Edited by Sparks Murphey, 13 January 2015 - 02:13 AM.
#1688
Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:57 AM
Edited by Keira RAVEN McKenna, 13 January 2015 - 02:57 AM.
#1689
Posted 13 January 2015 - 06:57 AM
StompingOnTanks, on 07 January 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:
- Celebrities that don't suck.
- Real anime girls.
- BattleTech conventions, with life-size Solaris Arenas where pilots remote control their 'Mech of choice and do combat with real-life BattleTech weapons firing live ammo.
- Riding dragons.
- News outlets that aren't politically biased.
The reason our universe doesn't have all of these awesome things is because Sparks Murphey has to bring them through the locker into our universe, at which point our universe's history re-writes itself to include whatever was brought through. We owe the existence of the Gameboy, the Beoing 747, jazz music, Crayola, Hot Wheels and many, many other things to Sparks for his valiant efforts to improve our existence. These improvements began during the Renaissance, when Spark's great, great, great, great grandfather Sir Sparkson McMurfee discovered the gate in his wardrobe. Thus, the technological and scientific advancements of the Renaissance began.
(Forget famous scientists like Galileo, they were just a bunch of posers.)
However, his mission is far from complete, as Sparks still needs to bring the above items and thousands of other things into our universe. He intends to pass this mission down to his cyborg son in The Real Universe, whom he visits every weekend along with his anime wife, who he swears he married for her personality and not her impossibly awesome animated boobs.
But we all know better.
Beautiful *tears up a little*
Anyway, Raven was once an up and coming youtube star before a horde of rabid pre-teen fans of some unbelievably obnoxious swede flooded his channel and scared off all his subscribers after Raven made a joke about pubes that was misheard by the teenieboppers.
Edited by Logan Hawke, 13 January 2015 - 06:59 AM.
#1690
Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:02 AM
#1691
Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:08 AM
TheSilkenPimp, on 13 January 2015 - 07:02 AM, said:
The Pimp thinks I already knew that and had knowledge to forget
Additionally, the Pimp's lineage traces back not to a line of bordello matrons and pimps, but rather a series of simple tailors that ended up in the business of loungerie.
#1692
Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:40 AM
#1693
Posted 13 January 2015 - 08:22 AM
IraqiWalker, on 13 January 2015 - 07:40 AM, said:
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SNEAKY LOGICKS IRAQI.
...wait, now I'm confused about what Pimp was saying >_>
Anywho, if Iraqi is the context police then Marack is the context gubbermint.
#1694
Posted 13 January 2015 - 08:53 AM
#1696
Posted 13 January 2015 - 09:02 AM
Marack Drock, on 13 January 2015 - 08:58 AM, said:
He once tought a camel to yodel, he sleeps standing up, he is the most interesting MechWarrior player in the world. He is Logan Hawke.
Ok, I got nuthin.
Edited by Mech42Ace, 13 January 2015 - 09:03 AM.
#1697
Posted 13 January 2015 - 09:16 AM
Suffice to say, his addiction to gunpowder grew 10 times stronger.
#1698
Posted 13 January 2015 - 09:27 AM
#1699
Posted 13 January 2015 - 09:58 AM
#1700
Posted 13 January 2015 - 10:10 AM
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