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[Sparks Murphey]

XphR, on 29 January 2015 - 04:54 PM, said:

Sparks has been able to summon toasted peanut butter since birth with a seventy three percent chance of that toasted peanut butter also appearing upon any toast slices in the vicinity.

o.O

Slightly creeped out by the fact the XphR knew that when I had my first three slices of toast with peanut butter in at least the last five years within the last 24 hours. Obviously, XphR's less-than-secret ability is to discern the eating habits of people he's never met simply by focusing on them with his mind and repeating "sasquatch sausages" to himself until the mental image of that person is replaced with the mental image of their food.

I mean, obviously. What else could it be?

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphy is the only human alive who can say, "Sasquatch Sausages" five times fast.

Everyone else has to take a trip to the local Boy Scouts of America Chapter to have the knots in their tongues untangled.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 had a duel with Freddy Krueger over who could make the worst nightmare and won.

[Sizzles]

Drock once said "I like trains." Aloud, just to see what would happen.

Fortunately -or unfortunately- depending on how one looks at it. Nothing happened.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock, on 29 January 2015 - 06:08 PM, said:

so you are the one that gave me that dream about Bishop Steiner doing belly dancing around me while Roadbeer fed me chocolate chips and I was married to Russ...... *shutters* I will get you for that.

StompingOnTanks actually loves to drive tanks. Usually Stomping is seen driving a bulldog.

You actually had a dream like that?

I blame Sizzles for dreams where I'm living with my girlfriend and everything is great. Then I wake up.

Long distance sucks sometimes.

Marack Drock, on 29 January 2015 - 06:08 PM, said:

so you are the one that gave me that dream about Bishop Steiner doing belly dancing around me while Roadbeer fed me chocolate chips and I was married to Russ...... *shutters* I will get you for that.

StompingOnTanks actually loves to drive tanks. Usually Stomping is seen driving a bulldog.

I actually think tanks are pretty cool. But I like mechs so much more.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 29 January 2015 - 06:19 PM.

[Sizzles]

StompingOnTanks, on 29 January 2015 - 06:17 PM, said:

I blame Sizzles for dreams where I'm living with my girlfriend and everything is great. Then I wake up.
Long distance sucks sometimes.

Apparently Stomping had his F.L.L.S. (Forum Location Locating System) Stolen by Xphr as well!

Now he finds himself hopelessly lost and confused as he attempts to navigate through the void that is Jett-Comm.

Will he find his way to the proper thread?

Will anyone ever stop kleptomaniac mercenary that is Xphr?

you'll just have to tune in next week to find out!

Edited by Sizzles, 29 January 2015 - 06:28 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock, on 29 January 2015 - 06:08 PM, said:

so you are the one that gave me that dream about Bishop Steiner doing belly dancing around me while Roadbeer fed me chocolate chips and I was married to Russ...... *shutters* I will get you for that.

StompingOnTanks actually loves to drive tanks. Usually Stomping is seen driving a bulldog.

That one still makes me hark. And here I had nearly gone and forgotten about it!

Sizzles used to work at a Lost Children Station at a theme park where he helped reunite lost children with their parents. That's why he's so good at helping reunite lost forum posters with their threads!

[StompingOnTanks]

It's 9:33 and I'm tired and not really thinking. But I'm not ready to go to bed yet.

[TheSilken]

Marack Drock left Stomping a rosebud

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock overundermisestimates the power of the Six Small-Laser Locust.

[TheSilken]

Stomping underestimates the power of the Six Tag Laser Locust

[Sparks Murphey]

TheSilken underestimates the power of the Six Laser Pointer Locust. Catapults and Mad Cats just can't get enough of them.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks is actually a fugitive. It's not from Justice though; instead, he's a fugitive from the fashion police. This is because he firmly believes that a hot pink tanktop goes great with a Tux and and Speedo.

Currently, he's wanted in 49 states. The only one where he isn't a fugitive is California, where bizarre sites and people have become normality.

[StompingOnTanks]

Good thing he lives in Australia.

But Nightmare1 is hunting him down, with his team of master ninja assassins. Their only weakness is milk, which when splashed on their skin, causes them to melt into a pile of ninja-goo. Sparks keeps a Super Soaker filled with milk next to his bed for this reason.

And not one of those crappy modern day ones. We're talking one of the gigantic monster soakers from the 90s.



Sunglasses included.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 never specified American states. Fortunately, Canberra is in the ACT, which is a territory, not a state.

And the sunglasses are important, lest I catch sight of what I'm wearing.

StompingOnTanks trained Nightmare1's master ninja assassins. His training regime included underwater basket weaving, non-Cartesian chess, and class 5 hair straightening. Not even StompingOnTanks himself is sure what Nightmare1 intends to do with such skills.

[Nightmare1]

The purpose of the ninja assassins is to capture and cure Sparks' offensive fashion styles! Next week, Stomping will teach my minions how to sew a baseball cap and matching team sports jersey. It will be one step on the road to Sparks' recovery.

Sparks Murhpy is awful when it comes to geography and college. He believes that the ACT is a place and not an entrance exam! He also thinks that Canberra is a real territory in which he lives, but doesn't realize that it's actually just a small residential community in downtown Los Angeles!

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 has been smoking the good stuff again.

[Mech42Ace]

StompingOnTanks: Smoking the good stuff since 2801.

[StompingOnTanks]

Mech42Ace doesn't realized that I AM THE GOOD STUFF.

*Ques dramatic music*

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 01 February 2015 - 11:56 AM.

[Nightmare1]

StompingonTanks has a deaf music ear. His notion of dramatic music is the ending theme song from Barney.