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[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech is an expert in Marine Tech. So much so, that he custom designed his own M4 for marine special operations. It shoots lasers instead of bullets, and has a nuclear grenade launcher under the barrel. The Marine Corps thought his idea was so great that they locked it in Area 51 and it was never seen again.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks is also locked in Area 51. No one knows why, not even the people who put him there.

[Hayashi]

Sparks is typing while eating pizza, because the toilet is too far away.

[XphR]

Hayashi knows the approximate location of every mechwarriors toilet as well as their current distance from said location.

Due to fluctuating moral reasoning Hayashi has yet to act on this information for profit but, the future could yield an unfathomable amount of influence. Pray keep your menus secret, your hinges well oiled, water flowing and paper ample...

lest you be the first to be at a true disadvantage.

The weak fall first, the strong the furthest.

Edited by XphR, 19 March 2015 - 07:05 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

XphR, on 19 March 2015 - 07:03 PM, said:

Hayashi knows the approximate location of every mechwarriors toilet as well as their current distance from said location.

Due to fluctuating moral reasoning Hayashi has yet to act on this information for profit but, the future could yield an unfathomable amount of effluence. Pray keep your menus secret, your hinges well oiled, water flowing and paper ample...

lest you be the first to be at a true disadvantage.

The weak fall first, the strong the furthest.

Fixed that for you.

XphR is the architect of the One True Pizza, the Pizza of which all other pizzas are but mere shadows. Its powers are unknowable to all but the Devourer of the One True Pizza, to whom perfect understanding is granted. Only one thing is known about the One True Pizza: it does not have anchovies.

[Iothil]

Sparks Murphey is actually a scientist of enormous reputation. He is the only Bioengineer capable of creating human life from scratch. He named his first test subject Rocky. Murphey's life was adapted in a musical-movie featuring Tim Curry in the main role.

[MarineTech]

Iothil was the first human being to make contact with an intelligent alien race. Unfortunately, the information was suppressed by an international shadow consortium made up of Rupert Murdock, Nelson Rockafeller, and Colonel Harlan Sanders. His memory of the event was wiped and he no longer can recall the event, but he does still get a warm, fuzzy feeling each time he sees a squid.

Edited by MarineTech, 20 March 2015 - 05:31 AM.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech is the first stage in NAIS's weapons development program. He is placed in a specially prepared room, given an object scientists wish to explore, and the aftermath is observed. So far, door handles, paperclips, candy wrappers, stop signs, pigeons and NAIS research scientists themselves have all been successfully weaponised, though what he did with the pigeon was considered a breach of the Ares Conventions and further experiments shelved.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy was once the victim of an insidious practical joke. Over a period of months, a deranged, weaponized pigeon snuck into his home and replaced every item that Sparks owned with an exact duplicate. The original items were all consumed by the pigeon in an event that attracted the notice of the signatories of the Ares Conventions, which caused them to step in and cease the vile practices of this rampant fowl.

[XphR]

MarineTechs fabrication skills are so exact he was once commissioned by a very secretive pidgin to produce a very specific set of items and home wares. The pidgin was quite adamant the items be produced both as accurately and quickly as possible sighting something about an addiction to impossibly impracticable practical jokes, natural order and escaping inevitable pursuit.
Upon further questioning MarineTech refused comment while glancing frantically at a seemingly innocuous small pile of discarded candy wrappers.

[Nightmare1]

Sometimes XphR makes no sense...

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 doesn't realize that he is the only human being on Earth who isn't a part of our collective sentient hive mind yet.

Join us Nightmare.

Join us.

[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks doesn't realize that I'm the overlord of his hivemind. He and the other drones lost their individuality to serve me!

Resistance is useless!

[Hayashi]

Nightmare once gave away the secrets of his power to the late Divine Justinia V.

[Sparks Murphey]

Hayashi gave his alarm clock to Divine Justinia V, ensuring she was never late again.

[MarineTech]

For the last 3 days, Sparks Murphy has been looking at everything he owns and wondering about pigeons.

[Hayashi]

MarineTech is carrying 3 candies in his pocket, ready for immediate deployment.

[MarineTech]

Hiyashi has the interesting mutant ability to affect localized gravity around any soba he is consuming. As he is eating it, the soba achieves a state of 0 weight. Since he swallows the soba once done chewing, he has never noticed the weightless state.

[dal10]

This person is a ruffian and a scoundrel.

[Sparks Murphey]

Dal10 has been gone for much, much longer than a year. It only seems like less time because the rest of us were sleeping while Dal10 stood watch.