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[dal10]

Sparks Murphy needs to learn how to powernap.

[XphR]

When Dalten is asleep he knows what flavor equations are just by looking at them but when he is awake, all maths just taste the same to him.

[Hayashi]

XphR sleeps with a textbook under his pillow so the knowledge can diffuse in while he sleeps.

[StompingOnTanks]

Hayashi has a working Mega Buster. He got it an an auction where Capcom was selling their flagship franchises' character's dismembered corpses. Because, you know. Capcom.

(My friends who sleep in class claim they are "learning through osmosis" when the teacher calls on them. ******' hilarious.)

[dal10]

Stomping on tanks was once run over by a savannah master, so he stomps tanks out of shame.

[Sparks Murphey]

dal10 disables his cockpit glass to prevent it obstructing his view. To date, he has suffered 147 serious burns, 73 bullet wounds, 261 shrapnel wounds, and 2 cases of severe pigeons. He claims it's worth it.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy was almost once hit by a cinder block, dropped from a construction crane in Norwich, Connecticut. Luckily for him, the earth got in the way and stopped it from hitting him.

[Hayashi]

MarineTech piloted a Locust on River City once, but unfortunately he forgot to close the window after tossing out some emptied beer cans.

What happened after that led to his family and friends giving him the callsign 'MarineTech'.

Owing to the difficulty of removing the smell of mackerel from the cockpit in the aftermath, he sold that Locust, and vowed never to pilot one again.

Edited by Hayashi, 25 March 2015 - 02:54 AM.

[dal10]

Hayashi doesn't know the joy of amphibious locusts.

[Mech42Ace]

dal10, on 25 March 2015 - 07:19 AM, said:

Hayashi doesn't know the joy of amphibious locusts.

Dal10 means this amphibious locust:

[Nightmare1]

Mech42Ace once laughed so hard that his tonsils fell out on the floor. Thinking quickly, he invoked the five-second rule and quickly scooped them back into his mouth. To this day though, he has to be careful when laughing and is forced to suppress harsh laughter. This forces him to make silly giggling sounds intermixed with harking and strange monkey-cow noises.

[dal10]

Nightmare1 has spent the last six years waiting to use that post.

[Hayashi]

dal10 has spent the last two years waiting for a good time to reenter MWO with the maximum amount of impact.

[MarineTech]

The world's chipmunk population, after long and detailed study, determined that Hiyashi is "kinda neat." Unfortunately, chipmunks have a tendency to suffer from ADHD, and Hiyashi's status was quickly forgotten in the further quest for nuts and seeds.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech translates from Chipmunk to English, but only words, not concepts. Thus, the translation error above, where he translated "chkkrchkt" as "long and detailed", which is technically accurate, but fail to convey the chipmunk concept of "long and detailed", which is the equivalent of roughly two and a half seconds.

[dal10]

Sparks Murphy has a tendency to make people's brains hurt.

[XphR]

Dalten sometimes takes his brain out of its protective case before throwing it at people and yelling "Kasploosh!".

[Iothil]

XphR's name makes only sense to those who have the favour of the architect of fate.

[dal10]

Lothil's name is shorter than this sentence.

[MadLibrarian]

dal10 is a self aware botnet that took over irc.dal.net and is now assimilating other networks in order to reach the singularity.