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#2161 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 06:54 PM

Sizzles once attempted to wash his dishes with brake fluid, after MarineTech swung by to "borrow" some spare brake fluid and got somewhat confused by Sizzles' erratic hardware cataloguing system.

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 02:56 AM

Sparks Murphey is the reason why it's Monday.

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 05:49 AM

For the last 10 years stomping has had the habit of waking up on Monday, suddenly and yelling "Damn you Sparks Murphey!!!"

#2164 dal10

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 07:56 AM

For the last ten years Mech42Ace has been stuck in the twilight zone.

#2165 Sizzles

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 08:24 AM

Dalton has a pet flufalupagus.

He calls it "Steve."

#2166 dal10

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 09:36 AM

Sizzles is disliked by Steve.

#2167 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 02:43 PM

dal10 is actually Mr. Snuggleupagus.

#2168 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 09:33 PM

StompingOnTanks once spoke the words that would waken Cthulhu from his slumber. However, before he could finish, a small talking paperclip popped up and said to him, "It looks like you're summoning a Great Old One. Would you like help with this feature?" This gave him enough time to Alt-F4 himself out of existence before the rest of existence got Alt-F4ed instead. His continued presence on the forums is troubling to some occult researchers, but more experienced ones just take it as par for the course.

#2169 MarineTech

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 12:54 AM

Sparks Murphy was once nearly eaten by a Grue... Luckily, he got his lantern lit in time.

#2170 dal10

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 12:44 PM

Marinetech is like a cyborg fish out of water.

#2171 Sizzles

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 03:36 PM

Dalton ran into the long grass.

#2172 MarineTech

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 03:47 PM

Sizzles does not, in fact, sizzle. It was determined years ago by a blue ribbon panel of Cordon Bleu chefs that he is best served lightly poached, preferably with a 2006 Pontet Canet.

#2173 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 06:28 PM

Marack Drock doesn't realize it yet, but he is the fourth Karate Kid.

#2174 XphR

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 06:41 PM

Stomping on tanks has a lesser known skill of being able to leg sweep the treads out from under tanks. Sweep the treads!

#2175 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 08:24 PM

The Great Lakes of North America are not naturally formed. They are the lamentations of those who would oppose Marack Drock.

#2176 Iothil

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 11:41 PM

Sparks Murphey has an aptitude for letting disappear towns wherever he goes. *dives for cover*

#2177 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:56 AM

Lothil is a space ninja.

#2178 Sizzles

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:39 AM

Marack thought it would make a great April Fools joke to blow up another clans genetic repository.

Turns out nobody else found it funny.

#2179 MarineTech

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:55 AM

Sizzles doesn't realize it, but he has an entire, sub-molecular pocket universe, in his navel. This universe is entirely populated by Triffids.

#2180 MarineTech

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:58 AM

Marack Drock recently became completely unhinged after gazing upon the visage of one of the Great Old Ones.





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