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[MarineTech]

Marack Drock is apparently unaware, that MarineTech's duties as a duly designated bird of K-Town, is to piss people off.

There is no emotion involved in the process. It is just likely to occur.

It is likely that he is unaware of the fact because of his recent exposure to one of the "you know whos."

Edited by MarineTech, 01 April 2015 - 12:05 PM.

[XphR]

MarineTech once rambunctiously radiated rough rocks round railroad robbers, said stones solidified solemn sanctuary sadly severely scaring said tremendous timely tossing thoughtful tallowish tike.

Edited by XphR, 01 April 2015 - 12:10 PM.

[MarineTech]

Upon seeing that I was the next to post in this thread, Marack Drock sighed and thought "Not HIM again" before actually reading the content of the post.

[Hayashi]

Marack Drock has a secret camera located at his bookshelf..

Because he doesn't actually read from it, and it's just there to give an impression of having refined interests, he has yet to find the camera.

Edited by Hayashi, 01 April 2015 - 02:31 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Hayashi thought it'd be hilarious to show up to the BattleTech BattleMech Drive-In (an event where mech pilots from across the galaxy come to show off their mechs and piloting skills) with Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann.

When the lemonade stand told him they had run out of lemonade, he got so angry that he manned the cockpit and, with Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann's planet sized hand, threw the entire planet and everyone on it into the nearest sun.

That was 7 years ago, and we haven't had a BattleTech BattleMech Drive-In since.

[XphR]

Marack Drock thinks the book shelf holding all of his games does not exist, he has a similar stance on the house he does not live in as well as the car he does not ride in to pick up the food he will not consume. If he had parents they would find this slightly disconcerting but he was formed out a paradox caused by his own belief in nonexistence.

[Mech42Ace]

XphR believes that this sentence is false.

[Lord Letto]

Mech42Ace is a Lie, He's Not a Ace in 42 Mechs!

[XphR]

Lord Letto has a massive submerged compound beneath what appears to be a vast inhospitable lake of frothing mud. The interior is however quite spectacular as it houses three hundred and sixty four beds, each one different from every other and all made with exquisitely detailed linens and throws. He rings in the new year by meticulously remaking each bed with clean linens and washing the previous years laundry before collapsing onto the floor with a celebratory bottle of sparkling wine for a new beds day well earned.

[MarineTech]

In 2008, XphR discovered a new species of bacteria that lives in hairspray.

[Hayashi]

in 3051, MarineTech uses an ancient discovery by XphR to market a new brand of probiotic drinks.

He dubbed it 'Yuckult'.

[MarineTech]

Hayashi was once able to consume 47 gyoza at one sitting.

Unfortunately, this proved too much for the rest of Hayashi's body and the next 3 days were spent in bed or in the restroom recovering.

(eh? eh? Didn't spell it Hiyashi this time. eh?)

[Sizzles]

MarineTech is actually Vladimir Ward's stunt double.

[dal10]

Vladimir Ward is Sizzles's stunt double.

[MarineTech]

Dal10 doesn't realize it, but he is actually a prominent figure in lemur mythology. He is the one that was foretold of decades ago as "The one who will bring us treats."

[dal10]

Marinetech was hired by me to give the lemurs treats.

[Firelizard]

dal10 is able to eat and digest gemstones, but only the ones that are green.

[XphR]

Marack sometimes removes his appendages and lends them out to troubled students as study guides.

[MarineTech]

XphR was once in charge of hiding the eggs for an Easter Egg hunt. XphR did the best of his ability, but sort of overlooked the spirit of the event. It's been 11 years and 28 of the 72 Easter Eggs have still not been found.

[dal10]

MarineTech stole those 28 easter eggs before the hunt, which is why they were never found.