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[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is scaring me.

[XphR]

The stories Marack submits for print are technically dictations from the misadventures and pillaging of his "imaginary friend" Cruffy, the incredibly soft harbinger of sorrow, infection and misfortunes, being of a shadow existence not quite parallel to our own.

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock was once a taste tester for Campbell's Soup. However, he got fired after he was caught swimming in the giant vat of chicken noodle soup.

[MarineTech]

Marack Drock has a tendency to completely lose his collective mind when you point out plot holes in the Tolkien universe that you could drive a train through.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech knows Marack has a collective mind, because he is the one who created Marack. For Marack is not a human being, but rather, a perfectly human-shaped mass of nanomachines with a sentient hive mind, that believes it is human.

HA! TWO FACTS FOR TWO PEOPLE! GET ON MY LEVEL NOOBS

(Sorry I just ate like 50 jelly beans.)

[StompingOnTanks]

(Don't stress it man, one day you will get her!)

Marack Drock mildly likes cheese, and has a shrine built to it in his closet, on which he performs brutal animal sacrifices.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 April 2015 - 02:40 AM.

[CyclonerM]

StompingOnTanks has recently become a high priority target for Elemental headhunter Stars from all the Clans. Several Clan Watches have reasons to believe that he is the designer of ComStar's recently announced superweapon, the Reset 1.0.

It is said that this is the only weapon that can stop the Clans and repel them from the Inner Sphere, the Spheroids' last hope of peace, besides surrender. Clan intelligence believes that the ComStar's Primus Russ Bullock intends to deploy and activate the Reset 1.0 on April 21st, current year (3050).

But what effects could this weapon produce?
It is not known for sure. However, the most brilliant scientists among the Clans have come up with some rather absurd theories, the most popular being that the Reset 1.0 could cause a space-temporal anomaly that could potentially bring the Inner Sphere back in time, even if this space travel would be of a very small entity (some argue we could go back to 3049).

Most Clansmen, Khans, scientists and lower castemen alike, regard these theories as dreams of scientists who have been given too much importance.

Anyway, whatever the power of this superweapon is, the Clans are secretely working to stop Reset 1.0 , because the show the invasion must go on!

[Mech42Ace]

Ok, I will attempt to beat that, and raise you no fun facts about anyone.

Spoiler

Marack once tried to burp the abc's in the national school spelling bee, while amusing to his friends and classmates, it proved otherwise to his teachers.

[MarineTech]

Marack Drock once tried to jack in and make a run on the black ICE surrounding the BAMA Power Authority to try and adjust the power usage on his electricity bill. Unfortunately his deck wasn't up to the task and he managed to sign himself up for 37 Barbie fan sites.
(Gibson is the Nerd King my friend.)

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock loves Gundam SEED, and thinks the Strike Freedom Gundam isn't overpowered at all, and that it's pilot, Kira, was a well developed and interesting character with a mature personality.

(Whoa, my sarcasm meter just broke.)

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is missing out.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 April 2015 - 04:19 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock somehow picked the most infamously depressing anime in anime history as his first one.

(Allow me to make some recommendations:

Soul Eater - Goofy, and a lot of anime cliches, but funny, and with awesome fights. My girlfriend used this one to get me hooked.

- Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - NOT THE ORIGINAL VERSION, but Brotherhood, which is far closer to the books. Very unique early 20th century setting with magic about a teenage kid and his younger brother who try to use taboo magic to bring their dead mother back to life, which goes horribly, horribly wrong, but also grants them a special power. Let's just say there's a reason why it's often put #1 on top anime lists.

- Aldnoah Zero: A pretty new mecha show that I'm currently watching. The Mars Empire and Earth are at war and Earth is getting it's ass kicked by the Martians, who have mechs with alien technology from 30,000 years ago. Earth is so outmatched that they begin giving high school kids military training in mecha to make up for their extreme losses. After a second war between Mars and Earth starts, the protagonist and his friends - including a Martian princess in their group who is in hiding - must survive being hunted down by vastly superior foes. So far it's pretty great. )

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 April 2015 - 05:58 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

The reason why I like them is because I watched them so many times as a kid, and back then I couldn't understand what made them bad movies. But I still like them now because they were a part of my childhood.

Marack Drock compelled me to give suggestions because being deterred from anime because you watched Clannad is like being deterred from video games because you played N64's Superman.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 April 2015 - 06:10 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock has survived one of the worst video game experiences to ever disgrace God's green earth.

Yet, he lives. HE LIVES.

[Mech42Ace]

I suggest girls und panzer... Only watched the first episode so far but I enjoy the tank models.

Marack suffers from post traumatic stress disorder from the mass urbanmech raid of 3032.

Edit: been ninja'd

Edited by Mech42Ace, 07 April 2015 - 06:39 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Girls und Panzer is weird as hell. Enterntaining if you like tanks... But weird as hell.

I blame Mech42 for his suggestion.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 April 2015 - 06:41 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock doesn't realize that the reason I ninja'd him so well is because I am hiding behind him, with my laptop, watching him post.

[XphR]

Marack is under so much surveillance from so many agencies and entities that the majority of his environment is made up of covert cameras and microphones that also happen to have other cameras and microphones hidden inside of or mounted to them. Even some of his hair are in fact transmission antenna for an array of follicle mounted observation equipments. One agency even lost millions the last time he scraped their nano tracker dirt out from under his toenails.

[MarineTech]

Marack Drock, on 07 April 2015 - 01:14 PM, said:

the amount of copies of LotR sold disagree strongly especially since Gibson hasn't nearly managed to even sell 10 million copies of all his books combined not even being on a best seller list. He is not well known enough at all to be the King

MarineTech doesn't know that numbers don't lie. Also I signed up for those barbies on purpose for the soul point of shooting them for hunting target practice.

I didn't want to do this. I really didn't.

Marack Drock often forgets the works of Robort Heinlein in his blinding passion for Middle Earth literature.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock once tried to combine the anime Clannad and the video game Superman for the N64 into an abomination of digital entertainment that surely would have destroyed the Earth, the solar system, the Milky Way Galaxy, and universe, and our two neighboring parallel universes.

It took the combined efforts of NATO, the Justice League, the Power Rangers, the Zentraedi, the Stomptopian military, Heaven, Hell, and all 17 daedric princes to stop him.