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[XphR]

Tarogato is a half feline half tuberous root, how this causes his numeral spellings to falter is still being studied by science. As is his ability to be a root cat.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR has a little anime figurine of every female BattleTech character.

[XphR]

StompingOnTanks has sworn to the never ending pursuit of Protoculture and once found shall help me in the creation of an army of faithful Invid.

And then... on to building the shock trooper armor, for our army will require combat armors...

to be truly happy.

[Mech42Ace]

XphR knows alot more about robotech lore than I ever will.

Edited by Mech42Ace, 15 April 2015 - 06:48 AM.

[BerserX]

Mech42Ace placed 42 out of 42 in his mech training day camp. Since it was a day camp though, all 42 participants got ribbons and "Ace" stickers. He has since then let it go to his head.

Edited by BerserX, 15 April 2015 - 09:27 AM.

[MarineTech]

BerserX was once voted "Most Likely to Have His Waste Recycling Unit Re-Routed into His Cockpit by the Technical Staff" at his mech training camp.

[BerserX]

MarineTech didn't go through Mechwarrior Training Camp. His mech is a cardboard box with buttons and switches drawn on it. He found out that he can scoot around by rocking forward and backward forcefully while sitting in it.

His name is also not MarineTech. It's Bob, but he didn't want the possible stereotype associated with him.

Edited by BerserX, 16 April 2015 - 12:42 PM.

[MarineTech]

BerserX was issued a water pistol for a sidearm by his unit armory. His command does not trust him with an actual firearm.

[XphR]

MarineTech has made such a name for himself in the oceans that sharks actually wear anti-bite suits when they hear is is going to be on location.

[MarineTech]

The world sea-otter population voted XphR as "Best At Floating On His Back and Opening a Mollusk Shell on His Stomach With a Rock."

Edited by MarineTech, 17 April 2015 - 04:29 AM.

[Sizzles]

Marine Tech once argued the wheels off a train.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles once set out to hunt down a Bandersnatch... Unfortunately for him, he picked a poor time for his endeavor as they were all attending a convention and were unavailable for hunting.

[Iothil]

MarineTech has 1337 organ skills. He once gave a benefit Bach concerto to help the community of the hearing impaired. It was interesting, or so it was told.

Edited by Iothil, 18 April 2015 - 12:51 PM.

[MarineTech]

Iothil is clearly hung up on Bach, and often sees that fascination in others, even when they clearly prefer Brahams or even Schubert.

[XphR]

MarineTech caused a time anomaly, this post was made at nine fifteen on the eighteenth of April twenty fifteen.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR is the reason the 1887 shotgun is popular in video games.


The reason being, XphR is actually a cowboy and he owns a pair of such weapons, but with the stocks sawed off and sandpapered to produce a smooth pistol grip. He carries a pair of these, one in each hand, and flip-{LT-MOB-25} them between shots.

The weapons designer for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 passed by him one morning, and thought it was the coolest thing ever, and wasted no time in making it the most overpowered shotgun setup ever seen in a CoD game.

[Iothil]

StompingOnTanks actually killed Manbearpig.

[StompingOnTanks]

50% man. 50% bear. 50% pig.

But he was 150% delicious!

(Lothil helped me skin and cook it.)

[MarineTech]

StompingonTanks is unaware that while XphR certainly contributes to the popularity of the 1887, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 that put it back on the map.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech holds the world record for "Most icecream eaten while listening to non-stop yodelling". Not coincidentally, he also holds the word record for "Longest period of non-stop yodelling while in an icecream parlour".