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Started by DrnkJawa, Dec 31 2013 07:32 AM

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#2281 Sizzles

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 11:15 AM

DavidHurricane was once quoted saying: "It's not my fault that it's hard to tell the difference between 'Don't! Stop!' and 'Don't stop!.'"

#2282 MarineTech

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 11:58 AM

Sizzles is the victim of a very cruel, cosmic practical joke. It is theorized that every time a decision is made in the universe, the universe splits and creates a parallel universe where that decision was made in a different way. This means there are an almost infinite number of parallel universes.

The universe though, in its sick, twisted way, makes sure that Sizzles is the same in every single one of them. Sizzles' life is on rails and he's just along for the ride.

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 03:57 PM

MarineTech frequently smokes inside the armory.

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 04:00 PM

Sizzles once shot an allied Mech. When asked why he stated that it was [REDACTED] abusing his friend's dead Mech. The Com-Guard is on its way, as we all know Mechs are incapable of [REDACTED].

Edited by DavidHurricane, 28 April 2015 - 04:01 PM.

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 04:27 PM

DavidHurricane frequently smokes the armory.

Which isn't my problem since being an American I keep an armory under my bed anyway. :P

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 07:44 PM

StompingOnTanks does not understand the concept of clouds.

#2287 MarineTech

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 01:31 AM

Mech42Ace has a tendency to draw on an inside straight.

#2288 XphR

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 09:40 AM

MarineTechs Tyrannosaurus impression is so good, he was the inspiration for Jurassic Park.

#2289 MarineTech

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 09:57 AM

XphR was once previously mistaken for an orangutan when he was washing up.

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:25 PM

MarineTech thinks its funny to roll someone in glue and mustache shavings then yell "Hey look everyone an Orangutan!", when they just want to have a splash in the public fountain.

#2291 MarineTech

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 12:08 PM

XphR has a tendency to squirm quite wildly when you're rolling him in glue and mustache shavings.

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 12:26 PM

MarineTech has no idea what in the world he is talking about.

#2293 MarineTech

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 12:50 PM

StrayDog completely underestimates my talents and abilities.

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 01:27 PM

Marinetech dares to underestimate my power!

#2295 MarineTech

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:46 PM

Mech42Ace has the power to underestimate my daring.

(see what I did there?)

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:18 PM

Marinetech has absolutely no concept on how stairs are used.

#2297 MarineTech

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 01:38 AM

Mech42Ace was once assaulted by a rogue escalator.

#2298 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 01:45 AM

MarineTech once escalated a rogue assault.

#2299 MarineTech

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 02:49 AM

Sparks Murphy is blissfully unaware that the organisms making up the Great Barrier Reef, one of the greatest examples of biodiversity on the planet, are all pointedly ignoring him.

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 07:20 AM

MarineTech knows this, because he himself is actually the great barrier reef.

Wait. No he's not. He's actually Shub-Niggurath.
Also, as a bonus fact, MarineTech hates teleporters for some reason.
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