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[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks has the singular and somewhat off-putting hobby of crafting hand-made, homemade candles out of his own earwax using the hair from his back as wicks.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 was temporarily banned from MWO a few months ago when he successfully mounted six Ultra AC-20s and ten jump jets on a Locust LCT-1E. Upon firing his first shot in a match, the entire internet crashed and trillions of gigs of data was lost, and society was nearly sent back to the stone age.

Luckily, I have a PS2 Memory Card with the entirety of the internet on it which I can upload to prevent such things. Just don't do it again, okay?

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks.... has finally lost his friggin' mind.

[XphR]

MarineTech kept the Third of May all to himself. Part of it he made into Icecream and part of it he grilled over a natural charcoal fire for a lite lunch.

[MarineTech]

XphR circled my feast like a hyena, hoping that he could make off with some scraps. What he didn't realize was that if he'd only approached, I'd have been happy to share.

1pm to 2pm was particularly tasty with a light bernaise sauce.

[IraqiWalker]

MarineTech, on 04 May 2015 - 04:56 PM, said:

XphR circled my feast like a hyena, hoping that he could make off with some scraps. What he didn't realize was that if he'd only approached, I'd have been happy to share.

1pm to 2pm was particularly tasty with a light bernaise sauce.

MarineTech is the reason I had been stuck in limbo for the last few months. His cousin was the one responsible for THIS welcoming party waiting for me.

Spoiler

I'm on page 20, and I think I'm gonna give up already

[Sparks Murphey]

IraqiWalker briefly guest starred as a villain on "Walker, Texas Ranger". Due to a miscommunication during a stunt, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked him so hard, he was flung through a camera, two fake setting walls, two very real brick walls, the fabric of space-time itself, the ground of what would eventually be known as the "Grand Canyon", a pliosaur, the fabric of space-time again, and finally an ACME pillow factory. Fortunately, the last was a soft landing, so he came through it with just some minor bruising and a very long list of unread notifications.

[XphR]

Sparks is one of a very special group of the very few Australians who will be joining the festivities of Mexico and South Tejas for Cinco de Mayo by drinking copious amounts of Tequila, convincing strangers to bash Koala pinatas with him while shouting 'ahhH HA HA HAAaaaaaa!' and enjoying traditional Mexican foods he has painstakingly created along with an ice cold collection of imported Mexican cervezas.

The Day will be grand but quite misunderstood by the other locals.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR can do a spinning headstand 360 blizzard kick for when he is surrounded by his enemies.

[Sparks Murphey]

XphR, on 05 May 2015 - 01:42 AM, said:

Sparks is one of a very special group of the very few Australians who will be joining the festivities of Mexico and South Tejas for Cinco de Mayo by drinking copious amounts of Tequila, convincing strangers to bash Koala pinatas with him while shouting 'ahhH HA HA HAAaaaaaa!' and enjoying traditional Mexican foods he has painstakingly created along with an ice cold collection of imported Mexican cervezas.

The Day will be grand but quite misunderstood by the other locals.

From my point of view, the 5th of May is almost over. By complete coincidence, I did, in fact, have a burrito for lunch.

StompingOnTanks intends to train a falcon to carry a sword. He's aware it's a challenging proposition, so he's taking it in small steps. He has successfully trained a sparrow to carry a toothpick, and is now working on training a pigeon to carry a letter opener.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy once beat a Belgian tourist to death with a platypus after the silly twit haranged him about throwing more shrimp on the barbi.

Edited by MarineTech, 05 May 2015 - 02:48 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

Fun fact about platypodes: they are poisonous, though not generally fatal.

Fun fact about MarineTech: he is fatal, but not generally poisonous.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech Sparks Murphy doesn't realize that the word "barbi" is what Australians use to refer to the grill. Whenever he hears "barbi," he immediately thinks of this instead:




Edit: Sparks beat me to the post, so I had to change the name!

Edited by Nightmare1, 05 May 2015 - 03:13 PM.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 often suffers from premature alliteration. Posting before realizing the thread had moved on.

Edited by MarineTech, 05 May 2015 - 03:14 PM.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 05 May 2015 - 03:13 PM, said:

Nightmare1 often suffers from premature alliteration. Posting before realizing the thread had moved on.

Oh yeah? Well, get this y'all: MarineTech's actually afraid of water! His name is a cautionary approach utilizing the psychotherapy "Baby Steps" to rid himself of this fear!

...Yep, that's all I could come up with on the spot. Will let you know if a better zinger strikes me in the near future.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 often has difficulty thinking quickly on his feet and has been known to think up come backs, often months after the initial slight occured.

[IraqiWalker]

Marine tech has, on several occasions, drowned in engine oil. He always comes back more refreshed, and glistening than ever, for some reason. Scientists are trying to analyze his body to figure out why.

[XphR]

IraqiWalker was once (wrongfully in my mind) reprimanded for using (what I believe to be the brilliant idea of) a feral cat for a bayonet.

[Sizzles]

The reason behind Xphr joining the Jade Falcons, the sole reason, was Marthe Pryde. He has a thing for women who like to take charge.

[XphR]

Sizzles is ill informed on many things, the foremost of which would be the purchaser of my stable of clan mechs. Much further down the list is how snowflakes are formed and flavorants behind candies.