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[BerserX]

I don't know whether to "Like" Nightmare's post or be concerned about his mental state... That was bizarre. Lol.



Nightmare1 has a great big imagination that surfaces sometimes. A little-known fact is that he wrote the story plots to seven of the most popular book titles, and that William Shakespeare used magic to look into the future and stole some of his best screenplays from Nightmare, whenever he was at a loss for inspiration. Nightmare is very simple though and sells the rights to his stories for mostly hot pockets, pizza rolls, fish sticks, and the occasional steak or pork chop. Tom Clancy paid him in 5 tons of ice cream for the rights to the Splinter Cell title.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX forgets that Shakespeare didn't use "screenplays" because he didn't have TV screens back then. He used stage scripts instead! BerserX also forgets that Splinter Cell wasn't a Tom Clancy book, but rather, a Tom Clancy video game.

Actually, come to think of it, BerserX forgets a lot of stuff! Just the other day he forgot his head in his room, and I had to get it and then drive it over to the study hall and deliver it to him. He was getting a lot of weird stares from the other college students even after he screwed it back on securely.

[IraqiWalker]

Nightmare1, on 07 May 2015 - 08:39 AM, said:

BerserX forgets that Shakespeare didn't use "screenplays" because he didn't have TV screens back then. He used stage scripts instead! BerserX also forgets that Splinter Cell wasn't a Tom Clancy book, but rather, a Tom Clancy video game.

Actually, come to think of it, BerserX forgets a lot of stuff! Just the other day he forgot his head in his room, and I had to get it and then drive it over to the study hall and deliver it to him. He was getting a lot of weird stares from the other college students even after he screwed it back on securely.

[there's actually a Splinter Cell book series.
http://www.barnesand...eries_id=361185
]

(Loved the detail on your last few posts)

Nightmare 1 has tried painting before. The results were so powerful that they have been sealed in a box of iron, silver, and concrete, beneath a volcano. No one knows if the results were revolting, or awesome, just that they are powerful, and all who have sought that power, ended up melting in lava.

Edited by IraqiWalker, 07 May 2015 - 02:30 PM.

[Nightmare1]

IraqiWalker, on 07 May 2015 - 02:30 PM, said:

[there's actually a Splinter Cell book series.
http://www.barnesand...eries_id=361185
]

(Loved the detail on your last few posts)

Nightmare 1 has tried painting before. The results were so powerful that they have been sealed in a box of iron, silver, and concrete, beneath a volcano. No one knows if the results were revolting, or awesome, just that they are powerful, and all who have sought that power, ended up melting in lava.

Thanks! But with regard to the book series (I read them all), it's not actually Tom Clancy. It's an author named David Michaels who's writing using the Tom Clancy name as a selling point. The same thing has been done with the Ghost Recon Series. They're still fun to read though!

IraqiWalker is the only person who has actually managed to get close enough to see the box of which he speaks. This is how he knows it exists. To reach it, he was forced to descend into the bowels of the earth via a dormant volcano in Iceland. Once below the earth's surface, he discovered a massive, internal ocean that stretched across the earth's core. He crossed it, dodging strange magnetic storms and battling massive subterranean oceanic creatures. Once across, he found the ruins of an ancient city, guarded by a massive lizard, and home to a large temple at its center. While playing a deadly game of cat and mouse, IraqiWalker made it to the temple and entered, where he laid eyes on the fabled Box of Nightmare's Art. It was at that moment that he stepped on a boobytrapped tile, causing a chain link reaction that sealed the box within a Hulk-Proof chamber and created a volcanic eruption. Thinking quickly, Iraqi hopped into a nearby, saucer-like dome that had crumbled and fallen from a rooftop. The lava in the eruption deep-fried the lizard and carried both it and Iraqi to the top of the volcano, rocketing them through the air and into a large tree on a deserted Pacific Island. When the lava subsided, Iraqi descended from the tree and collected all of the cooked lizard meat. It provided him with sustenance for three long weeks as he waited to be rescued when local natives from a nearby island finally got curious enough about the volcano's eruption to come and investigate.

Where the island is located, he still will not say. He is also withholding the information identifying the Icelandic volcanic portal to the underworld below. Whether this is for his own personal gain or because Nightmare threatened his life if he released the information is unknown.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 keeps a pet spoon named Bob.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech is actually the guy who invented the pet rock.

[BerserX]

StompingOnTanks appreciates MarineTech's creativity. He personally owns three pet rocks, and is seriously considering adopting a fourth from the humane society. He has flea collars for each one, with their own food and waters dishes. Two are purebred Quartz-er Spaniels, and the third is just a mutt - mostly sedimentary.

[Wadesin]

Berserx can can you anything you want .... as long as it begins with an x

[BerserX]

I'm a bit confused by that statement. If it is implying that I am capable of canning xylophones, then it is correct.

Wadesin didn't have a normal childhood. We don't even know if he ever actually was a child. Sources suggest that he is actually a robot in human skin, and has traveled back in time to kill Sarah Conner. Unfortunately for his faction, he stumbled upon MWO and his programming is now corrupted. It is likely that we will see another version of him come to finish his failed mission.

[Repasy Cooper]

Every morning when he gets up, BerserX sings Separate Ways by Journey in its entirety, while showering with Axe body wash.



that's what I do actually...

[MarineTech]

As a child, Repasy once ate a worm on a dare.

What he's not aware of, is that the entire family of that worm has since sworn vengeance against him.

[Repasy Cooper]

MarineTech, on 08 May 2015 - 02:06 PM, said:

As a child, Repasy once ate a worm on a dare.

What he's not aware of, is that the entire family of that worm has since sworn vengeance against him.

Yup, it's true. The entire lineage of that singular worm lives on within my intestinal tract, wreaking havoc.

[MarineTech]

Repasy sometimes becomes confused about the protocols used in certain "for fun" threads in the Jettisoned Communications area of the forums.

[IraqiWalker]

Marinetech is ALWAYS confuse. That is his natural state. However, as the Universal Law of Confusionality dictates, when gets confused enough. He reaches a state of no confusion at all.

[MarineTech]

IraqiWalker was once the unwitting subject of a test by MarineTech to see what would happen if MarineTech gave other people the particular blend and strength of coffee he enjoys on a regular basis. IraqiWalker was first allowed to get himself knee-walking, spitting on himself, drunk. MarineTech then induced 3 fluid ounces of his personal coffee blend to the subject.

The reaction was immediate and horrifying as IraqiWalker was suddenly wrenched from drunkeness, and then clear out through the other side of sobriety. The effects on IraqiWalker were fascinating and did involve 14 calls to the police, 3 ambulances being dispatched, a veterinarian being woken up out of bed, and the Governor to immediately call one guy named Remo.

[XphR]

MarineTech is still on the janitorial watch list for cleaning IraqiWalker clear out through the other side of more than just the induced drunkenness.

Edited by XphR, 09 May 2015 - 01:09 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR is on the Nerf Federal Firearms Committee's watch list for modifying a Nerf gun to fire 120mm APFSDS tank rounds.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks is blissfully unaware that aliens from Arcturus are currently planning on kidnapping him for medical experiments. Luckily for him though, their technology doesn't include a superluminal star drive, so they won't likely arrive for approximately 1750 years.

[Iothil]

MarineTech killed Bear Grilles with only a slice of pizza.

[MarineTech]

Iothil often overestimates the powers and abilities of others.

It wasn't only a slice of pizza. I had a dull teaspoon too.