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[Sparks Murphey]

You don't want to see what MarineTech can do with a sharp teaspoon.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy, deep down in his heart, does not want to know what MarineTech can do with a piece of string and a small fruit.

[IraqiWalker]

While Marinetech's seduction techniques that involve fruit and string are famous across the outer rims, they seem to garner him nothing but jealousy from the house lords of the Inner Sphere.

[MarineTech]

IraqiWalker is an accomplished yodeller and practices frequently to maintain the skill. This has greatly annoyed his neighbors and they're plotting against him because of it.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech is especially skilled in the art of assembling household items into deadly weapons. For example, just last week, he duct taped a blender with no cup on it onto the end of a long pole. Now he makes his foes into smoothies wherever he goes!

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks was once chased by a masked man who was waving a hammer at him that had a box cutter taped on top of it.

MarineTech was nowhere around when that happened. You got that? Do you? You do if you know what's good for you.

[Iothil]

MarineTech once bought an Ikea mood light called "Knubbig" and lost the manual. Being a real handyman he created it from scratch with the parts bought. Now it's called "Sun". He likes my posts.

[Repasy Cooper]

lothil was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

[Iothil]

*Puts a finger onto his own lips* Shhhhhhh...

Repasy likes both Star Wars and Star Trek a lot. He just tends to mix them up.

"I am not the Picard you are looking for."
"Screw you Q, we need to disable that tractor beam!"

#dailyroutine

[Tiamat of the Sea]

There are four lothils.

[XphR]

Quickdraw Crobat has errors in his algorithms that make the deduction of tall slender letters difficult for him. The cascading errors not only cause pronunciation flaws but tend to make him believe he is in the vicinity of duplicates.

[MarineTech]

XphR has a pair of tan pants. That's it. They're not magical, they don't warp space and time, they don't help him fight crime, they're just tan. And he wears them.

[XphR]

I got paint on them (they were my second favorite too), I have another pair but.. I have to roll up the cuffs because they are a bit too long.. Its just not the same.

MarineTech folds tiny boxes out of cellophane and paper and fills them with cheerios that he has meticulously frosted and coated with ground up sprinkles. Once he has established a decent supply, he fills the shelves of a small model doughnut shop before acting out a scene where he is a giant in a post apocalyptic world frantically searching for any remnants of edible wares.

[MarineTech]

XphR once attended a Halloween party where the guy dressed up as an alien... Was an actual alien.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech likes to construct castles out of saltines when at the beach, but cannot quite figure out why his soup is so gritty.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat is blissfully unaware that hiding within the walls of his home are several species of animals thought to be extinct. At present, his home is occupied by 4 Moa, 5 Jamaican monkies, 16 Nelson's rice rats, 3 Tacoma pocket gophers, and a Schomburk's Deer named Nigel.

[Domoneky]

MarineTech got pregnant after meeting General Mattis

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Domonkey's brain translates the color green as the sound of an abominable snowman yodeling. His world is thus significantly more awesome (and loud) than that of anyone else.

[Domoneky]

Marack blames:

Edited by Domoneky, 14 May 2015 - 02:24 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Domoneky has confused me.