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[Tiamat of the Sea]

XphR's head contains not brains, but the world's largest yellow SweetTart.

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw Crobat first went into battle armed with nothing more than a paintball gun and 100,000 paintballs. The effects of his glorious rampage over Hellebore Springs can still be seen to this day.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy was completely exonerated on all charges in the Belgian tourist incident. He stated in his defense, "Your honor, he NEEDED killing." Sparks also pointed out that the platypus was not harmed in the incident and went one to lead a successful and fulfilling life doing platypus things.

[XphR]

MarineTech helped me smuggle Sparks weaponized Platypus into space and he is in fact now a pilot I drop with regularly. Though he prefers public matches, I can often convince him to join in the occasional CW(events help me entice {guilt trip} him).

[MarineTech]

XphR is unaware, but he is the current target of a crazed, weaponized space platypus who lost his marbles after being exposed to cosmic rays. The Platypus, named Bruce by the way, is just biding his time until XphR turns his back on him.

[Sizzles]

Marine Tech is the king of the Platypie . . .

Platypuses . . .

Whatever.

Edited by Sizzles, 06 May 2015 - 01:02 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

Platypodes.

Sizzles is knitting a matching set of gloves, scarf and booties for each of his lancemates' Mechs, despite their protests that they want to keep their Mechs as cold as possible.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy also has evidently been exposed to cosmic rays.

Edited by MarineTech, 06 May 2015 - 01:35 PM.

[bar10jim]

MarineTech dreams of owning a genuine red-LED digital watch.

[IraqiWalker]

Bar10Jim was named after an incident in which he ingested 10, 10 inch long slim jims, simultaneously.

[Sizzles]

IraqiWalker is the Hunch.

[BerserX]

Sizzles wa-as... er, he did...
...um, Sizzles...

I'm out of inspiration for now. Must be the end-of-the-semester homework withdrawal.

Sizzles is responsible for something extraordinary or diabolical - not sure which.

[Sparks Murphey]

BerserX dropped a bowling ball into the Well of Inspiration, just to see what would happen. When the plumber is finished patching up all the cracks, we'll try refilling it, and charge him for the costs.

[SethAbercromby]

When Sparks achieved world dominance and created actual real life 'Mechs, he got bored of it and used the knowledge of his mad scientist henchmen to travel back in time and do it all over again. But this time in style.

[BerserX]

SethAbercromby invented the first battlemech (pre-Mackie). It was a garbage can with a can of beans and a metal pipe glued to its sides for arms, and holes cut out of the bottom for his legs to stick through. Cardboard boxes concealed his legs, and lights and sound chips in the bean can and metal pipe gave the appearance of weapons-fire. Since he lived in the suburbs, The Urbanmech seemed like a good name for it. Later that year, the Mackie was developed.

SethAbercromby is currently in a law suit with Orguss Industries over the rights for the name "Urbanmech". He lost the law suit against the Terran Hegemony concerning the creation of the first battlemech, and he takes offense that the Mackie is considered the first "true" battlemech.

@ Sparks: Was that better? Lol.

[Sparks Murphey]

BerserX was charged just $0.10 in servicing fees, since it turns out someone had accidentally turned the spigot on the pipe that fills the Well of Inspiration to "off" instead of "efficacious". He did get hit with a $130 call out fee, though.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey lost his right arm in The War. Fortunately, a spare left arm was found and attached.... underneath his original left arm. As you might imagine, this makes many two-handed devices rather frustrating for him. Others, oddly, it makes easier.

[Lance Ninja]

Quickdraw Crobat has strong opinions about the capital gains tax.

[IraqiWalker]

Deceptively, Lance Ninja performs all his assassinations with a hand cannon, and not a lance.

[Nightmare1]

IraqiWalker was once a target for one of Lance Ninja's hand cannon assassinations. When Ninja ambushed him, IraqiWalker just stuck his finger in the end of the cannon barrel, effectively plugging it. The cannon backfired on Ninja, blowing him through six walls, a tree, a septic pump truck, an ice cream store, and into a public swimming pool which he skipped across before crashing into the pool supplies closet and coming to a stop. The cocktail of chemicals, pool water, septic juice, and ice cream mixed together to form a potent elixir that absorbed into his body and gave him super powers. A super villain now, he stalks IraqiWalker.

Meanwhile, IraqiWalker has invested heavily in genetic research and is developing his own suite of super powers. It's rumored that these will involve crab like pincers, the ability to shoot web out of his nose, and tarantula like itchy hair. The showdown between these two enhanced MechWarriors should be epic!