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[Tank]

Yet it's the MarineTech who managed park his boat on my roof that day....



P.S. My Polski Fiat.... STOMPING!!!!!!

Edited by Tank, 03 July 2015 - 11:50 AM.

[Iothil]

Tank possesses a sword named "Axeminster", it's extremely non-magical, but therefore equally sharp.

[StompingOnTanks]

lothil despises magic swords. He uses a good old-fashioned regular sword, to show off his "MLG 720 Ladder Jumpswing Nostance Headchopping" skills.

Plus, eventually we all got sick of using generic fire longswords.

[Tank]

Stomping uses bare fists to beat mythical creatures, weapons just don't give him the satisfaction.



*Imagine slow motion beating of unicorns and ogres

[Sizzles]

Tank grew up to be a wizard.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles grew up to be a bard.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech grew up to be an elf. When questions were raised, he insisted it is a legitimate first edition class.

[Tank]

Sparks Murphey grew up to be a priest, then realized he is a munch better at being barbarian - never before wisdom was smashed with such force before in heads of non believers. No one learned nothing.... but not get in in to details.

[MarineTech]

Tank grew up to be an ochre jelly... He one day hopes to be updated to a gelatinous cube.

Curse you Tank. I had such plans for Sparks.

Edited by MarineTech, 08 July 2015 - 05:31 AM.

[Tank]

MarineTech by this day lives in harbor of K-Town and can't move in on land without being pushed back, because city itself is infested by tanks - meanwhile I refuse any responsibility for my reproductive tendencies, it's natural and complicated...

P.S. That's what happens when you mess with jellies... I guess you're stuck with me now.

[Narcissistic Martyr]

Tank once got lost in China and ran over a protester because the GPS lady told him to.

[MarineTech]

Narcissistic Martyr gave Jim James the idea for his band's name My Morning Jacket.

[Inflatable Fish]

contrary to what he'd want you to believe, MarineTech has never actually been to K-Town. he doesn't even really know where it is.

none of us do.

[MarineTech]

Inflatable Fish once set out on an epic quest to find K-Town. He only got as far as G-Town though before he got lost due to bad directions.


He then inflated....


But he got better.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech holds the world record for most french fries stuffed into one's mouth.

The really odd thing is, he hates french fries. Nobody knows why he chose to set that particular world record...

[XphR]

Marack Drock attempted multiple times to create a record for smashing watermelons against his head while standing balanced on an egg singing Frogs Anthem. However every time he gets to the 3:55 mark he just cant resist crushing the eggs in a joyous fury of mutilated protein.

Edited by XphR, 12 July 2015 - 05:49 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR likes mutilating brownies.

With his mouth.

Brownies are ******* awesome.

[Domoneky]

This was StompingOnTanks's face when he stepped on a tank

[StompingOnTanks]

Domoneky is venturing into the dark dangerous world of satisfied looking anime girls.

[Domoneky]

StompingOnTanks has No idea.