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[Inflatable Fish]

XphR once had a vowel in his nick. he refuses to say which one it was.

[MarineTech]

Inflatable fish, as a young child was an ichthyocanthrope. A were-fish. On the night of the full moon, he'd transform into a trout....

And then inflate.

He got better though.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech doesn't get better, everyone else gets worse. He finds this immensely amusing.

Edited by Quickdraw Crobat, 23 June 2015 - 01:36 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw Crobat and friends have secretly had a WH40k vs DnD vs Flames of War vs Battletech vs Macross Minuatures vs Car Wars game going on in their basement for three years now.

So far there has been no clear winner, but WH40k has pulled slightly ahead thanks to it's factions' complete disregard for their own soldiers' lives and their batshit insane mechanized units, most of which make the Atlas look like an ant with a marshmallow peashooter.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 24 June 2015 - 04:20 PM.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks once took "The Pepsi Challenge" to see whether he preferred Pepsi or Coke.

He chose the Lasagna.

[Inflatable Fish]

MarineTech once took "The Pepsi Challenge" to see whether he preferred Pepsi or coke.

He was promptly taken to the ER after he tried sniffing Pepsi.

[MarineTech]

Inflatable Fish was refused admittance to the Pepsi Challenge.

Company spokespeople stated "Unfortunately, marine animals are not part of our target demographic."

He then inflated....

But he got better.

[Sizzles]

MarineTech may not realize this, but inflatable fish is actually a fugu.

Don't try eating him folks, unless you know how to properly prepare him.

*rimshot*

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sizzles does, in fact, sizzle when put on a grill. He is not, however, allowed into the Sizzler.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw Crobat is a blue fist in real life.

[Sparks Murphey]

Many people think that StompingOnTanks is a red dragon in real life, but he is actually a black dragon who just likes wearing red. Or maybe that's the blood. We can't be sure.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey sees dead people, but never commits to any of them.

[Inflatable Fish]

Quickdraw Crobat is in fact El Crobo, the world-famous showman specialising in juggling dangerous objects. his personal achievements include simultaneously juggling babies, flaming chairs, jars of anthrax powder, live crocodiles, and a nuclear-powered chainsaw.

or so he'll tell you when he's had a few.

[Son of the Flood]

Inflatable Fish is having some success at teaching his pet sea monkeys how to fetch, but less success at potty training them.

It may be related to the difficulty in keeping newspapers from floating in the fish tank.

[StompingOnTanks]

Son of the Flood is planning to bring about the Zombie Robot Apocalpyse, the deadliest apocalypse there ever could be. Because what weapons and tactics work against the zombie part, doesn't work against the robot part, and vice versa.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks is already working to curry favor with his future Zombie Robot Masters.

Edited by MarineTech, 26 June 2015 - 11:21 AM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech is a Zombie Robot Master. Unfortunately, this means he doesn't give himself +1/+1.

[Son of the Flood]

Quickdraw Crobat is always prepared for battle. He carries with him a crowbar that has +1/+1 vs bats (the animals) and a baseball bat that gives him a +1/+1 vs crows (also the animals).

Now if his DM would only send crows and/or bats for him to fight instead of all those Zombie Robots.....

[Ian Drsaurri]

Son of the Flood is behind you

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Ian Drsaurri is behind Son of the Flood, which might explain his lack of funding.